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Old 11-03-2008, 08:41 AM   #1
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What if Obama, after becoming a president, starts his first speech with

Assalamou alaykoum America.

That would be the biggest prank ever.
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Old 11-03-2008, 08:43 AM   #2
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I think it would be better if he greeted the nation as either mormon or a scientologist.
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Old 11-03-2008, 08:43 AM   #3
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I've actually thought about this.. or...."I lied...I AM THE ANTICHRIST MUHAHAHAHHAHA"

Followed by 10 seconds of silence to let the christians panic, then ending with..."Nah...I'm just messing with ya"

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Old 11-03-2008, 08:47 AM   #4
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I thought you were going to say: "Ladies and gentlemen, dear n i g g e r s" - like that German politician, whatever his name was
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Old 11-03-2008, 08:49 AM   #5
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"You had 4 years of Bush, now you get 4 years of Crack!"
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Old 11-03-2008, 08:53 AM   #6
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I hope he starts it with:

"My fellow whoremongers . . ."
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Old 11-03-2008, 09:00 AM   #7
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"Alright, crackers, listen up"
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Old 11-03-2008, 10:23 AM   #8
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"Alright, crackers, listen up"
Ha! Yeah that would be funny.
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Old 11-03-2008, 11:59 AM   #9
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i think it would be better if he started with "all your state are belong to us"
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Old 11-03-2008, 12:01 PM   #10
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"Alright, crackers, listen up"
That would be funny
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
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