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nemesis 11-03-2008 08:41 AM

What if Obama, after becoming a president, starts his first speech with
 
Assalamou alaykoum America.

That would be the biggest prank ever.

uno 11-03-2008 08:43 AM

I think it would be better if he greeted the nation as either mormon or a scientologist.

Marcus Aurelius 11-03-2008 08:43 AM

I've actually thought about this.. or...."I lied...I AM THE ANTICHRIST MUHAHAHAHHAHA"

Followed by 10 seconds of silence to let the christians panic, then ending with..."Nah...I'm just messing with ya"

Antonio 11-03-2008 08:47 AM

I thought you were going to say: "Ladies and gentlemen, dear n i g g e r s" - like that German politician, whatever his name was

Iron Fist 11-03-2008 08:49 AM

"You had 4 years of Bush, now you get 4 years of Crack!"

JP513 11-03-2008 08:53 AM

I hope he starts it with:

"My fellow whoremongers . . ."

darksoul 11-03-2008 09:00 AM

"Alright, crackers, listen up"

JP513 11-03-2008 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darksoul (Post 14996310)
"Alright, crackers, listen up"

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Ha! Yeah that would be funny.

Fresh 11-03-2008 11:59 AM

i think it would be better if he started with "all your state are belong to us"

Vendzilla 11-03-2008 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darksoul (Post 14996310)
"Alright, crackers, listen up"

That would be funny


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