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D Ghost · 10-31-2008, 12:55 PM

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, 'What the heck is going on here?'

The drunk, still staring down at the bed sheets in amazement, replied: 'I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost.'

Happy Halloweeeen

SexualDragon · 10-31-2008, 01:26 PM

worth a smile

_Richard_ · 10-31-2008, 01:26 PM

ziiiiiiiiing!

Vick! · 10-31-2008, 01:28 PM

I lol'd.

Fucksakes · 10-31-2008, 01:31 PM

haha stupid jokes are always funniest.

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 10-31-2008, 01:40 PM

aw that was cute

D Ghost · 10-31-2008, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TubeTitans_SusieQ

aw that was cute

thanks

Cash · 11-01-2008, 03:21 AM

Happy Halloween

10-31-2008, 12:55 PM	#1
D Ghost null Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 9,820	Happy Halloween! (joke inside) An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, 'What the heck is going on here?' The drunk, still staring down at the bed sheets in amazement, replied: 'I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost.' Happy Halloweeeen

10-31-2008, 01:26 PM	#2
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10-31-2008, 01:26 PM	#3
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10-31-2008, 01:31 PM	#5
Fucksakes Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,567	haha stupid jokes are always funniest.