Mother Fuck'n Phatservers !!! - GoFuckYourself.com

DeanCapture · 10-25-2008, 10:44 AM

I FedEx'd a package to Phatservers yesterday for a Saturday morning delivery. The FedEx guy shows up and fails to read the sign on the door that says "ring buzzer" and so he doesn't leave the package and marks the package as "Customer not available or business closed"!

Phatserver has been tracking the package and calls me that they have a whole crew there and they have someone on standby...ready to accept my package but that FedEx never rang the buzzer outside (even though there is a sign that says "ring buzzer").

Here's where it gets tricky, not only did Phatservers call FedEx and jump their ass about this delivery guy, they also asked that the package be redelivered and that's not even the best part.....they emailed me and said that if the package wasn't delivered today, they would send someone to FedEx to pick it up this evening! Can you fugg'n believe that? That's what you call real fucking service right there. Would your hosting company do that for you?

I love my Mother Fuck'n Phatservers

NaughtyRob · 10-25-2008, 10:49 AM

Fedex has been pissing me off too, I work from home, they dont even fucking knock! They just drop the package on he patio or by my door and leave.

Spunky · 10-25-2008, 10:50 AM

That was nice of them indeed,beyond the call of duty

duff · 10-25-2008, 10:54 AM

That's some serious service and good news for me... thank you PhatServers!

DeanCapture · 10-25-2008, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duff

That's some serious service and good news for me... thank you PhatServers!

Hahahaaha

mikeyddddd · 10-25-2008, 10:57 AM

XSV · 10-25-2008, 11:00 AM

You have to stop freaking me out like this Dean.

Definitely not the regular Fedex guy, he knows the routine. This guy just assumed since the secure door was locked that the building was closed. Clearly states it is a secure facility and you must buzz for entry or delivery... so much for reading.

We will keep you updated.

Jens Van Assterdam · 10-25-2008, 11:02 AM

Very nice

LiveDose · 10-25-2008, 11:02 AM

That's how they roll.

Phatservers is a classy operation.

Lycanthrope · 10-25-2008, 11:11 AM

FedEx sucks oozing staph filled monkey testicles

Barefootsies · 10-25-2008, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

That was nice of them indeed,beyond the call of duty

Iron Fist · 10-25-2008, 11:24 AM

Bump for being Phat

grumpy · 10-25-2008, 11:26 AM

my hosting company does that and more

AngusAl · 10-25-2008, 11:46 AM

PHATSERVERS RULES!!!!!! I've been with them for years and NEVER a problem!!

Manowar · 10-25-2008, 12:20 PM

nice going by phatservers there

kmanrox · 10-25-2008, 12:22 PM

/me loves my Phatservers too!

marketsmart · 10-25-2008, 12:24 PM

i like to take a shit in a fed ex box and overnight it to random people...

woj · 10-25-2008, 01:24 PM

yea, their support is great

10-25-2008, 01:31 PM

Nice. I will have to check them out.

18teens · 10-25-2008, 01:53 PM

Phatservers support is the greatest

Enemator · 10-25-2008, 02:24 PM

Great..another asskissing thread. Just what we need.

DeanCapture · 10-25-2008, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enemator

Great..another asskissing thread. Just what we need.

Yea - it's kind of nice to see a thread that is positive and not full of hatred and drama...like we see here each and every day!

DeanCapture · 10-25-2008, 02:36 PM

By the way....Phatservers sent someone over to FedEx to pick up this package so that we could get all the content transferred to my server today (before I leave town for a few days). I don't have a big hosting package with PS so I'm really blown away that they would take care of me this well. If you feel like just a number to your hosting company, contact PS and tell'm that you want the Dean Capture treatment! They'll take good care of ya'!

Enemator · 10-25-2008, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeanCapture

By the way....Phatservers sent someone over to FedEx to pick up this package so that we could get all the content transferred to my server today (before I leave town for a few days). I don't have a big hosting package with PS so I'm really blown away that they would take care of me this well. If you feel like just a number to your hosting company, contact PS and tell'm that you want the Dean Capture treatment! They'll take good care of ya'!

This post is exactly why they went the extra mile for you: free promo by being nice to a known person

Good for you

rowan · 10-25-2008, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by XSV

Definitely not the regular Fedex guy, he knows the routine. This guy just assumed since the secure door was locked that the building was closed. Clearly states it is a secure facility and you must buzz for entry or delivery... so much for reading.

In my experience anyone delivering parcels wants to get it done as quickly as possible. I guess they're too stupid to realise they'll need to redeliver the next day so they're not really saving any time.

The local postman doesn't even bother to get off his bike or knock, he rides up to our front door and dumps the package, then backs out and rides off...

rowan · 10-25-2008, 02:47 PM

I had one delivery where they dumped it on the front door step - I was away for a couple of days so I figured I'd be picking it up myself - and falsified the receipt signature! Fucking lazy assholes...

DeanCapture · 10-25-2008, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enemator

This post is exactly why they went the extra mile for you: free promo by being nice to a known person

I'm known? Really? Are you serious? Whooopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Phatservers had no idea I would post this nor did they ask me to say anything about it. I know that it's hard to believe but sometimes companies will actually go out of their way to take care of a customer. This is not a widely exercised practice within the adult industry but it does happen on occasion. By the way....I could really care less "why" they did it - all that matters to me is that they did it.

Bojangles · 10-25-2008, 03:14 PM

that's awesome. Phatservers is great.

Moose · 10-28-2008, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enemator

This post is exactly why they went the extra mile for you: free promo by being nice to a known person

Good for you

Enemator,
We would be nice to you as well!

Lace · 10-28-2008, 02:56 PM

I've never had a problem with 'em and if I ever need help, it's usually solved pretty damn quick. Good company IMO

Roald · 10-28-2008, 03:03 PM

didn't you get banned last time you said something about servers? ;)))

GigoloMike · 10-28-2008, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

i like to take a shit in a fed ex box and overnight it to random people...

LOL Now thats some funny shit

garce · 10-28-2008, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enemator

Great..another asskissing thread. Just what we need.

If there is one hosting company I've used that derserves a good ass kissing every now and then, its Phatservers. I love that company.

Shoplifter · 10-28-2008, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeanCapture

I FedEx'd a package to Phatservers yesterday for a Saturday morning delivery. The FedEx guy shows up and fails to read the sign on the door that says "ring buzzer" and so he doesn't leave the package

But the drugs were ok, right?

Corleone · 10-28-2008, 10:31 PM

badass service no doubt

u-Bob · 10-29-2008, 05:44 AM

yep, they rock!

gornyhuy · 10-29-2008, 05:51 AM

Bump for phatness.

xxweekxx · 10-29-2008, 05:54 AM

they got good service.. my site hasnt been down in forever.. word!

10-25-2008, 10:44 AM	#1
DeanCapture Haters & Trolls SUCK! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 9,275	Mother Fuck'n Phatservers !!! I FedEx'd a package to Phatservers yesterday for a Saturday morning delivery. The FedEx guy shows up and fails to read the sign on the door that says "ring buzzer" and so he doesn't leave the package and marks the package as "Customer not available or business closed"! Phatserver has been tracking the package and calls me that they have a whole crew there and they have someone on standby...ready to accept my package but that FedEx never rang the buzzer outside (even though there is a sign that says "ring buzzer"). Here's where it gets tricky, not only did Phatservers call FedEx and jump their ass about this delivery guy, they also asked that the package be redelivered and that's not even the best part.....they emailed me and said that if the package wasn't delivered today, they would send someone to FedEx to pick it up this evening! Can you fugg'n believe that? That's what you call real fucking service right there. Would your hosting company do that for you? I love my Mother Fuck'n Phatservers __________________ Twitter: @DeanCapture Instagram: @TheDeanCapture DeanCapture "at" Gmail.com

10-25-2008, 10:49 AM	#2
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10-25-2008, 10:50 AM	#3
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10-25-2008, 10:57 AM	#6
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10-25-2008, 11:00 AM	#7
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10-25-2008, 10:54 AM	#4
duff Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 248	That's some serious service and good news for me... thank you PhatServers!

10-25-2008, 11:02 AM	#8
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10-25-2008, 11:02 AM	#9
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10-25-2008, 11:11 AM	#10
Lycanthrope Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 4,517	FedEx sucks oozing staph filled monkey testicles

10-25-2008, 11:24 AM	#12
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10-25-2008, 11:26 AM	#13
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10-25-2008, 11:46 AM	#14
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10-25-2008, 12:20 PM	#15
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10-25-2008, 12:22 PM	#16
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10-25-2008, 12:24 PM	#17
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10-25-2008, 01:24 PM	#18
woj <&(©¿©)&> Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 47,882	yea, their support is great __________________ Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000 Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager

10-25-2008, 01:31 PM	#19
JaneB Guest Posts: n/a	Nice. I will have to check them out.

10-25-2008, 01:53 PM	#20
18teens Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,605	Phatservers support is the greatest

10-25-2008, 02:24 PM	#21
Enemator Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,252	Great..another asskissing thread. Just what we need. __________________ I live in your nightmares. I make you dream you're getting bumfucked by a razor blade only to wake up and find I gave your wife an enema and tube-fed you her shit.

10-25-2008, 02:36 PM	#23
DeanCapture Haters & Trolls SUCK! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 9,275	By the way....Phatservers sent someone over to FedEx to pick up this package so that we could get all the content transferred to my server today (before I leave town for a few days). I don't have a big hosting package with PS so I'm really blown away that they would take care of me this well. If you feel like just a number to your hosting company, contact PS and tell'm that you want the Dean Capture treatment! They'll take good care of ya'! __________________ Twitter: @DeanCapture Instagram: @TheDeanCapture DeanCapture "at" Gmail.com

10-25-2008, 02:47 PM	#26
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	I had one delivery where they dumped it on the front door step - I was away for a couple of days so I figured I'd be picking it up myself - and falsified the receipt signature! Fucking lazy assholes...

10-25-2008, 03:14 PM	#28
Bojangles Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 5,419	that's awesome. Phatservers is great.

10-28-2008, 02:56 PM	#30
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10-28-2008, 03:03 PM	#31
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10-28-2008, 10:31 PM	#35
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10-29-2008, 05:44 AM	#36
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10-29-2008, 05:51 AM	#37
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10-29-2008, 05:54 AM	#38
xxweekxx Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 6,780	they got good service.. my site hasnt been down in forever.. word! __________________ _________________ I am the best