Mother Fuck'n Phatservers !!!

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  • DeanCapture
    Haters & Trolls SUCK!
    • Dec 2002
    • 9275

    #1

    Mother Fuck'n Phatservers !!!

    I FedEx'd a package to Phatservers yesterday for a Saturday morning delivery. The FedEx guy shows up and fails to read the sign on the door that says "ring buzzer" and so he doesn't leave the package and marks the package as "Customer not available or business closed"!

    Phatserver has been tracking the package and calls me that they have a whole crew there and they have someone on standby...ready to accept my package but that FedEx never rang the buzzer outside (even though there is a sign that says "ring buzzer").

    Here's where it gets tricky, not only did Phatservers call FedEx and jump their ass about this delivery guy, they also asked that the package be redelivered and that's not even the best part.....they emailed me and said that if the package wasn't delivered today, they would send someone to FedEx to pick it up this evening! Can you fugg'n believe that? That's what you call real fucking service right there. Would your hosting company do that for you?

    I love my Mother Fuck'n Phatservers
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  • NaughtyRob
    Two fresh affiliate progs
    • Nov 2004
    • 29602

    #2
    Fedex has been pissing me off too, I work from home, they dont even fucking knock! They just drop the package on he patio or by my door and leave.
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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978

      #3
      That was nice of them indeed,beyond the call of duty

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      • duff
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2006
        • 248

        #4
        That's some serious service and good news for me... thank you PhatServers!

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        • DeanCapture
          Haters & Trolls SUCK!
          • Dec 2002
          • 9275

          #5
          Originally posted by duff
          That's some serious service and good news for me... thank you PhatServers!
          Hahahaaha
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          • mikeyddddd
            Viva la vulva!
            • Mar 2003
            • 16557

            #6


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            • XSV
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2001
              • 1214

              #7
              You have to stop freaking me out like this Dean.

              Definitely not the regular Fedex guy, he knows the routine. This guy just assumed since the secure door was locked that the building was closed. Clearly states it is a secure facility and you must buzz for entry or delivery... so much for reading.


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              • Jens Van Assterdam
                The Dupre Pimp
                • Feb 2008
                • 6677

                #8
                Very nice
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                • LiveDose
                  Show Yer Tits!
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 25792

                  #9
                  That's how they roll.

                  Phatservers is a classy operation.

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                  • Lycanthrope
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 4517

                    #10
                    FedEx sucks oozing staph filled monkey testicles

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                    • Barefootsies
                      Choice is an Illusion
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 42635

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Spunky
                      That was nice of them indeed,beyond the call of duty
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                      • Iron Fist
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 23400

                        #12
                        Bump for being Phat
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                        • grumpy
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 9870

                          #13
                          my hosting company does that and more
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                          • AngusAl
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 319

                            #14
                            PHATSERVERS RULES!!!!!! I've been with them for years and NEVER a problem!!
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                            • Manowar
                              jellyfish  
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 71528

                              #15
                              nice going by phatservers there

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                              • kmanrox
                                aka K-Man
                                • Oct 2001
                                • 29295

                                #16
                                /me loves my Phatservers too!
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                                • marketsmart
                                  HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 20419

                                  #17
                                  i like to take a shit in a fed ex box and overnight it to random people...

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                                  • woj
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                                    • Jul 2002
                                    • 47880

                                    #18
                                    yea, their support is great
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                                    • JaneB

                                      #19
                                      Nice. I will have to check them out.

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                                      • 18teens
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2002
                                        • 1605

                                        #20
                                        Phatservers support is the greatest

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                                        • Enemator
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2007
                                          • 1252

                                          #21
                                          Great..another asskissing thread. Just what we need.
                                          I live in your nightmares. I make you dream you're getting bumfucked by a razor blade only to wake up and find I gave your wife an enema and tube-fed you her shit.

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                                          • DeanCapture
                                            Haters & Trolls SUCK!
                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 9275

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Enemator
                                            Great..another asskissing thread. Just what we need.
                                            Yea - it's kind of nice to see a thread that is positive and not full of hatred and drama...like we see here each and every day!
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                                            • DeanCapture
                                              Haters & Trolls SUCK!
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 9275

                                              #23
                                              By the way....Phatservers sent someone over to FedEx to pick up this package so that we could get all the content transferred to my server today (before I leave town for a few days). I don't have a big hosting package with PS so I'm really blown away that they would take care of me this well. If you feel like just a number to your hosting company, contact PS and tell'm that you want the Dean Capture treatment! They'll take good care of ya'!
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                                              • Enemator
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Mar 2007
                                                • 1252

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by DeanCapture
                                                By the way....Phatservers sent someone over to FedEx to pick up this package so that we could get all the content transferred to my server today (before I leave town for a few days). I don't have a big hosting package with PS so I'm really blown away that they would take care of me this well. If you feel like just a number to your hosting company, contact PS and tell'm that you want the Dean Capture treatment! They'll take good care of ya'!
                                                This post is exactly why they went the extra mile for you: free promo by being nice to a known person

                                                Good for you
                                                I live in your nightmares. I make you dream you're getting bumfucked by a razor blade only to wake up and find I gave your wife an enema and tube-fed you her shit.

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                                                • rowan
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                  • 17393

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by XSV
                                                  Definitely not the regular Fedex guy, he knows the routine. This guy just assumed since the secure door was locked that the building was closed. Clearly states it is a secure facility and you must buzz for entry or delivery... so much for reading.
                                                  In my experience anyone delivering parcels wants to get it done as quickly as possible. I guess they're too stupid to realise they'll need to redeliver the next day so they're not really saving any time.

                                                  The local postman doesn't even bother to get off his bike or knock, he rides up to our front door and dumps the package, then backs out and rides off...

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                                                  • rowan
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                    • 17393

                                                    #26
                                                    I had one delivery where they dumped it on the front door step - I was away for a couple of days so I figured I'd be picking it up myself - and falsified the receipt signature! Fucking lazy assholes...

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                                                    • DeanCapture
                                                      Haters & Trolls SUCK!
                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 9275

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Enemator
                                                      This post is exactly why they went the extra mile for you: free promo by being nice to a known person
                                                      I'm known? Really? Are you serious? Whooopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

                                                      Phatservers had no idea I would post this nor did they ask me to say anything about it. I know that it's hard to believe but sometimes companies will actually go out of their way to take care of a customer. This is not a widely exercised practice within the adult industry but it does happen on occasion. By the way....I could really care less "why" they did it - all that matters to me is that they did it.
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                                                      • Bojangles
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Apr 2007
                                                        • 5419

                                                        #28
                                                        that's awesome. Phatservers is great.

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                                                        • Moose
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                          • 1548

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Enemator
                                                          This post is exactly why they went the extra mile for you: free promo by being nice to a known person

                                                          Good for you
                                                          Enemator,
                                                          We would be nice to you as well!

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                                                          • Lace
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Mar 2004
                                                            • 16116

                                                            #30
                                                            I've never had a problem with 'em and if I ever need help, it's usually solved pretty damn quick. Good company IMO
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                                                            • Roald
                                                              SecretFriends.com
                                                              • May 2001
                                                              • 27910

                                                              #31
                                                              didn't you get banned last time you said something about servers? ;)))


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                                                              • GigoloMike
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Sep 2008
                                                                • 135

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                                i like to take a shit in a fed ex box and overnight it to random people...
                                                                LOL Now thats some funny shit
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                                                                • garce
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                  • 7103

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Enemator
                                                                  Great..another asskissing thread. Just what we need.

                                                                  If there is one hosting company I've used that derserves a good ass kissing every now and then, its Phatservers. I love that company.

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                                                                  • Shoplifter
                                                                    Richest man in Babylon
                                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                                    • 5850

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by DeanCapture
                                                                    I FedEx'd a package to Phatservers yesterday for a Saturday morning delivery. The FedEx guy shows up and fails to read the sign on the door that says "ring buzzer" and so he doesn't leave the package

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                                                                    • Corleone
                                                                      C.R.E.A.M
                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                      • 15262

                                                                      #35
                                                                      badass service no doubt

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                                                                      • u-Bob
                                                                        there's no $$$ in porn
                                                                        • Jul 2005
                                                                        • 33063

                                                                        #36
                                                                        yep, they rock!

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                                                                        • gornyhuy
                                                                          Chafed.
                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                          • 18041

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Bump for phatness.

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                                                                          • xxweekxx
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                            • 6780

                                                                            #38
                                                                            they got good service.. my site hasnt been down in forever.. word!
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