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GrouchyAdmin

11-03-2008 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked (Post 14942345)

echo ($sands == 'cool' ? 'Yaaay' : 'Boooo!');

I love abusing ternary, too.

Code:

<?php

define('RAD', TRUE);

define('BOGUS', FALSE);

define('DUDE', '');

define('NOWAY', 'Fucknaw.');

define('TOTALLY', 'Furshure.');

define('BEDAT', '==');

echo ( DUDE . $sands . BEDAT . RAD . DUDE ? TOTALLY . DUDE : NOWAY . DUDE) ."\n";

?>

Juicy D. Links

11-03-2008 02:52 PM

i cod guud :thumbsup

mrkris

11-03-2008 02:55 PM

Nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop

Sands

11-03-2008 02:57 PM

I must not code. Code is the mind-killer. Code is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my code. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when my code is gone I will turn and face PHP's path, and only I will remain.

V_RocKs

11-03-2008 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 14942112)

In these market conditions i think 65-80k is quite fair for a new hire :2 cents:

I have 1/5th of these qualifications and I wouldn't do the job for less than $200K a year... But then that is because I actually know how to turn that 1/5th into cold hard cash...

V_RocKs

11-03-2008 04:30 PM

As far as pay goes...

I can see the lower level guy taking $75K and liking it... Thinking this is a step into more experience...

But the team leader should be asking for $100-120K and they should be getting a signing bonus + moving expenses...

farkedup

11-03-2008 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 14999016)

You don't know how bad this economy has gotten do you? Here in MI jobs are extremely hard to come by.

Salary isn't everything, BUT if you're expecting to get a guy in for 60-80hrs a week then obviously that salary isn't even close BUT if its a good 9-5 type job or hell 11-7 I prefer with flexibility and perks its not bad at all.

V_RocKs

11-04-2008 03:13 AM

You are correct. I don't know how bad the economy is...

I make enough to not have to worry about it...

AdPatron

11-04-2008 03:37 AM

I make $150K doing my own thing. If someone wants to hire me to program, they will need to beat that.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE

11-04-2008 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 15001877)

You are correct. I don't know how bad the economy is...

I make enough to not have to worry about it...

Best reply ever.

mikeyddddd

11-27-2008 01:54 AM

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