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DamianJ · 10-22-2008, 01:05 PM

BEVERLY HILLS, CA?According to a report released Monday by U.S. plastic surgeon general Dr. Louis T. Saddler, an alarming number of American women are suffering from dangerously small breasts.

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myjah · 10-22-2008, 01:15 PM

"Females with this disorder may also experience a troubling absence of back pain."

kristin · 10-22-2008, 01:17 PM

Proud to have small boobs. : )

GigoloShawn · 10-22-2008, 01:23 PM

A cuppers represent!

tiger · 10-22-2008, 01:25 PM

Hahah

Tom_PM · 10-22-2008, 01:26 PM

Small boobs are A OK in my book. B OK too. C OK.. hell D are fine. Ok, I just really wanted to make a post

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DamianJ · 10-22-2008, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin

Proud to have small boobs. : )

Your boobs are just peachy.

(It's only a joke onion story, I love all tits, big, small, whatever. Boobs are good.)

alexchechs · 10-22-2008, 01:30 PM

A is OK by me

TisMe · 10-22-2008, 01:32 PM

Breast size has never mattered to me. 2 and in the front is all I ask.

Rochard · 10-22-2008, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin

Proud to have small boobs. : )

I like your breasts really....

aico · 10-22-2008, 01:45 PM

I'll take small boobs over fake ones any day of the week.

Fake boobs = insecure girls, insecure girls = pain in the fucking ass.

A-n-D-r-E-S · 10-22-2008, 01:46 PM

Wow I didn't know that...

mrwilson · 10-22-2008, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

I'll take small boobs over fake ones any day of the week.

Fake boobs = insecure girls, insecure girls = pain in the fucking ass.

My thoughts exactly man!

UniqueD · 10-22-2008, 01:52 PM

I <3 small tits.

should be a bumper sticker.

GetSCORECash · 10-22-2008, 01:53 PM

That is terrible news!

UniqueD · 10-22-2008, 02:00 PM

I <3 small tits.

should be a bumper sticker.

Triple10Terry · 10-22-2008, 02:02 PM

I love Boobs!

pornguy · 10-22-2008, 02:08 PM

I actually prefer them with the bolt on's

JFK · 10-22-2008, 02:09 PM

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Boobies

MaDalton · 10-22-2008, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TisMe

Breast size has never mattered to me. 2 and in the front is all I ask.

2 more on the back would make dancing and doggy style much more fun

adonthenet · 10-22-2008, 02:11 PM

I don't care about it, A/B is just fine =)

Zuzana Designs · 10-22-2008, 02:11 PM

I love my lady lumps

tranza · 10-22-2008, 02:13 PM

Lol, nice one...

d-null · 10-22-2008, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

I'll take small boobs over fake ones any day of the week.

Fake boobs = insecure girls, insecure girls = pain in the fucking ass.

qft

Fake is never a good thing

would much rather take real A's or B's over fake ones any day

wyldblyss · 10-22-2008, 02:17 PM

The vast majority of small breasted women would look like shit with implants. Small breasted ladies, keep them and be proud of them.

CherryV · 10-22-2008, 02:23 PM

I like all boobs so if you got small ones keep em small!

Bojangles · 10-22-2008, 02:33 PM

Hooray for small boobie girls!

carol.prime · 10-22-2008, 02:41 PM

Im 34 A and im proud of it.

camperjohn64 · 10-22-2008, 03:10 PM

This man is my hero!!!!

"These include the inability to fill out tight sweaters, as well as invisibility when in proximity to women who have large breasts."

Haha, invisibility!

"The informative PSA also suggests several coping strategies that can allow small-breasted women to lead a relatively productive life while securing the funds necessary to have their disorder remedied. These include giggling at anything a man says, wearing shorter skirts, and engaging in empty promiscuity."

...engaging in empty promiscuity

NicAngel · 10-22-2008, 03:36 PM

Fake boobs = insecure girls, insecure girls = pain in the fucking ass.[/QUOTE]

Probably true in most cases. I just love boobs and wanted bigger ones to play with and share with others. No insecurity here. Just pure pleasure and happiness

aico · 10-22-2008, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NicAngel

Fake boobs = insecure girls, insecure girls = pain in the fucking ass.

Probably true in most cases. I just love boobs and wanted bigger ones to play with and share with others. No insecurity here. Just pure pleasure and happiness

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That's great, but in my experience, fake boobs aren't fun to play with, you can feel the bags in there and it's just not enjoyable at all.

pigman · 10-22-2008, 03:41 PM

What about to small penis?

baddog · 10-22-2008, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TisMe

2 and in the front is all I ask.

Don't be so picky.

Smiley · 10-22-2008, 04:05 PM

ill take whatever nature gives ya...

A,B,C,D....

personally i think a natural 36C is perfect....but i tend to like all boobs.....guess im a boob too...

and interesting a full on thread about boobs and no boob pics....wow..a thread that promises what it states...good job Damian...knew i liked you for a reason...that and you roll a killer J

d-null · 10-22-2008, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

Probably true in most cases. I just love boobs and wanted bigger ones to play with and share with others. No insecurity here. Just pure pleasure and happiness

quote

That's great, but in my experience, fake boobs aren't fun to play with, you can feel the bags in there and it's just not enjoyable at all.

agree with that too, they don't jiggle as nice either, something about seeing a natural little jiggle that hits something primal deep in the male brain, it doesn't work with fake ones

DamianJ · 10-22-2008, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smiley

and interesting a full on thread about boobs and no boob pics....wow..a thread that promises what it states...good job Damian...knew i liked you for a reason...that and you roll a killer J

:D

The thing that is amusing me about this thread is the people that haven't realised The Onion is a satirical site and the whole story is a joke.

That is amusing me more than the original story did.

And you like me cos of spank the angel and you know it.

Spunky · 10-22-2008, 04:16 PM

Anything more than a handful is a waste

germ · 10-22-2008, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

I'll take small boobs over fake ones any day of the week.

Fake boobs = insecure girls, insecure girls = pain in the fucking ass.

I agree...but Ive met some girls with small ones that are every bit as insecure.

The real moral to the story is that insecurity is unattractive

Smiley · 10-22-2008, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

:D

The thing that is amusing me about this thread is the people that haven't realised The Onion is a satirical site and the whole story is a joke.

That is amusing me more than the original story did.

And you like me cos of spank the angel and you know it.

spank my angel....i love the onion....but this thread also is good to see that we can actually have a full on conversation on the benefits of NATURAL BOOBS!!! and see how we all like them.....

CaptainHowdy · 10-22-2008, 04:28 PM

Roflllllll!

d-null · 10-22-2008, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by germ

I agree...but Ive met some girls with small ones that are every bit as insecure.

The real moral to the story is that insecurity is unattractive

not sure about that... seen many very shy hot girls that are very attractive

farkedup · 10-22-2008, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Small boobs are A OK in my book. B OK too. C OK.. hell D are fine. Ok, I just really wanted to make a post

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I love tits of all sizes BUT the D's keep me warm at night

germ · 10-22-2008, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null

not sure about that... seen many very shy hot girls that are very attractive

being shy and being insecure arent neccesarily the same thing

Ahoddie · 10-22-2008, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TisMe

Breast size has never mattered to me. 2 and in the front is all I ask.

pornask · 10-22-2008, 05:44 PM

+1 for "I <3 small titties"

PostWhore · 10-22-2008, 05:49 PM

that's a very serious condition

ExLust · 10-22-2008, 06:11 PM

Size doesn't matter. As long as you won't hurt people.

CosmicTang · 10-22-2008, 09:36 PM

there's nothing wrong with women who are built for speed!

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