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  • DamianJ
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    • Jul 2006
    • 15808

    #1

    Warning re: Small Breasts

    BEVERLY HILLS, CA?According to a report released Monday by U.S. plastic surgeon general Dr. Louis T. Saddler, an alarming number of American women are suffering from dangerously small breasts.



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  • myjah
    Back in the harbor
    • Sep 2003
    • 11482

    #2
    "Females with this disorder may also experience a troubling absence of back pain."

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    • kristin
      GOO!
      • Sep 2002
      • 9768

      #3
      Proud to have small boobs. : )
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      • GigoloShawn
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        • Oct 2007
        • 700

        #4
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        • tiger
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          • Apr 2002
          • 6986

          #5
          Hahah

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          • Tom_PM
            Porn Meister
            • Feb 2005
            • 16443

            #6
            Small boobs are A OK in my book. B OK too. C OK.. hell D are fine. Ok, I just really wanted to make a post :
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            • DamianJ
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jul 2006
              • 15808

              #7
              Originally posted by kristin
              Proud to have small boobs. : )
              Your boobs are just peachy.



              (It's only a joke onion story, I love all tits, big, small, whatever. Boobs are good.)

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              • alexchechs
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                • May 2008
                • 3474

                #8
                A is OK by me
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                • TisMe
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2008
                  • 1719

                  #9
                  Breast size has never mattered to me. 2 and in the front is all I ask.

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                  • Rochard
                    Jägermeister Test Pilot
                    • Dec 2001
                    • 75733

                    #10
                    Originally posted by kristin
                    Proud to have small boobs. : )
                    I like your breasts really....
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                    • aico
                      Moo Moo Cow
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 14748

                      #11
                      I'll take small boobs over fake ones any day of the week.

                      Fake boobs = insecure girls, insecure girls = pain in the fucking ass.

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                      • A-n-D-r-E-S
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                        • Aug 2008
                        • 3949

                        #12
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                        • mrwilson
                          mrwilson 2.0
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 5122

                          #13
                          Originally posted by aico
                          I'll take small boobs over fake ones any day of the week.

                          Fake boobs = insecure girls, insecure girls = pain in the fucking ass.
                          My thoughts exactly man!

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                          • UniqueD
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                            • Aug 2004
                            • 1022

                            #14
                            I <3 small tits.


                            should be a bumper sticker.

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                            • GetSCORECash
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                              • Mar 2008
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                              #15
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                              • UniqueD
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                                • Aug 2004
                                • 1022

                                #16
                                I <3 small tits.


                                should be a bumper sticker.

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                                • Triple10Terry
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                                  • Jun 2007
                                  • 1024

                                  #17
                                  I love Boobs!


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                                  • pornguy
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                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 62910

                                    #18
                                    I actually prefer them with the bolt on's
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                                    • JFK
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                                      • Jan 2002
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                                      #19
                                      mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Boobies

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                                      • MaDalton
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                                        • Feb 2004
                                        • 39861

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by TisMe
                                        Breast size has never mattered to me. 2 and in the front is all I ask.
                                        2 more on the back would make dancing and doggy style much more fun
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                                        • adonthenet
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                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 16753

                                          #21
                                          I don't care about it, A/B is just fine =)

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                                            #22
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                                            • tranza
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                                              • Jun 2003
                                              • 57559

                                              #23
                                              Lol, nice one...
                                              I'm just a newbie.

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                                              • d-null
                                                . . .
                                                • Apr 2007
                                                • 13724

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by aico
                                                I'll take small boobs over fake ones any day of the week.

                                                Fake boobs = insecure girls, insecure girls = pain in the fucking ass.
                                                qft

                                                Fake is never a good thing

                                                would much rather take real A's or B's over fake ones any day

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                                                • wyldblyss
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                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                  • 5779

                                                  #25
                                                  The vast majority of small breasted women would look like shit with implants. Small breasted ladies, keep them and be proud of them.

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                                                  • CherryV
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                                                    • Apr 2007
                                                    • 700

                                                    #26
                                                    I like all boobs so if you got small ones keep em small!
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                                                    • Bojangles
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                                                      • Apr 2007
                                                      • 5419

                                                      #27
                                                      Hooray for small boobie girls!

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                                                      • carol.prime
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                                                        • Jul 2006
                                                        • 6960

                                                        #28
                                                        Im 34 A and im proud of it.
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                                                        • camperjohn64
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                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                          • 1531

                                                          #29
                                                          This man is my hero!!!!

                                                          "These include the inability to fill out tight sweaters, as well as invisibility when in proximity to women who have large breasts."

                                                          Haha, invisibility!


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                                                          • NicAngel
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                                                            • Jun 2008
                                                            • 817

                                                            #30
                                                            Fake boobs = insecure girls, insecure girls = pain in the fucking ass.[/QUOTE]

                                                            Probably true in most cases. I just love boobs and wanted bigger ones to play with and share with others. No insecurity here. Just pure pleasure and happiness
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                                                            • aico
                                                              Moo Moo Cow
                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                              • 14748

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by NicAngel
                                                              Fake boobs = insecure girls, insecure girls = pain in the fucking ass.
                                                              Probably true in most cases. I just love boobs and wanted bigger ones to play with and share with others. No insecurity here. Just pure pleasure and happiness [/QUOTE]

                                                              That's great, but in my experience, fake boobs aren't fun to play with, you can feel the bags in there and it's just not enjoyable at all.

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                                                              • pigman
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Aug 2006
                                                                • 760

                                                                #32
                                                                What about to small penis?
                                                                Suffering arises from attachment to desires.
                                                                Suffering ceases when attachment to desire ceases.

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                                                                • baddog
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                  • 107089

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by TisMe
                                                                  2 and in the front is all I ask.
                                                                  Don't be so picky.

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                                                                  • Smiley
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                                    • 1265

                                                                    #34
                                                                    ill take whatever nature gives ya...

                                                                    A,B,C,D....

                                                                    personally i think a natural 36C is perfect....but i tend to like all boobs.....guess im a boob too...

                                                                    and interesting a full on thread about boobs and no boob pics....wow..a thread that promises what it states...good job Damian...knew i liked you for a reason...that and you roll a killer J

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                                                                    • d-null
                                                                      . . .
                                                                      • Apr 2007
                                                                      • 13724

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by aico
                                                                      Probably true in most cases. I just love boobs and wanted bigger ones to play with and share with others. No insecurity here. Just pure pleasure and happiness quote

                                                                      That's great, but in my experience, fake boobs aren't fun to play with, you can feel the bags in there and it's just not enjoyable at all.
                                                                      agree with that too, they don't jiggle as nice either, something about seeing a natural little jiggle that hits something primal deep in the male brain, it doesn't work with fake ones
                                                                      Last edited by d-null; 10-22-2008, 03:10 PM.

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                                                                      • DamianJ
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Jul 2006
                                                                        • 15808

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Smiley
                                                                        and interesting a full on thread about boobs and no boob pics....wow..a thread that promises what it states...good job Damian...knew i liked you for a reason...that and you roll a killer J

                                                                        :D

                                                                        The thing that is amusing me about this thread is the people that haven't realised The Onion is a satirical site and the whole story is a joke.

                                                                        That is amusing me more than the original story did.

                                                                        And you like me cos of spank the angel and you know it.

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                                                                        • Spunky
                                                                          I need a beer
                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                          • 133978

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Anything more than a handful is a waste

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                                                                          • germ
                                                                            ( o Y o )
                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                            • 3108

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by aico
                                                                            I'll take small boobs over fake ones any day of the week.

                                                                            Fake boobs = insecure girls, insecure girls = pain in the fucking ass.
                                                                            I agree...but Ive met some girls with small ones that are every bit as insecure.

                                                                            The real moral to the story is that insecurity is unattractive

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                                                                            • Smiley
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                              • 1265

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by DamianJ
                                                                              :D

                                                                              The thing that is amusing me about this thread is the people that haven't realised The Onion is a satirical site and the whole story is a joke.

                                                                              That is amusing me more than the original story did.

                                                                              And you like me cos of spank the angel and you know it.
                                                                              spank my angel....i love the onion....but this thread also is good to see that we can actually have a full on conversation on the benefits of NATURAL BOOBS!!! and see how we all like them.....
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                                                                              • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                                • Dec 2004
                                                                                • 94034

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Roflllllll!

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                                                                                • d-null
                                                                                  . . .
                                                                                  • Apr 2007
                                                                                  • 13724

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by germ
                                                                                  I agree...but Ive met some girls with small ones that are every bit as insecure.

                                                                                  The real moral to the story is that insecurity is unattractive
                                                                                  not sure about that... seen many very shy hot girls that are very attractive

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                                                                                  • farkedup
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                                                                                    • Nov 2007
                                                                                    • 2490

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by PR_Tom
                                                                                    Small boobs are A OK in my book. B OK too. C OK.. hell D are fine. Ok, I just really wanted to make a post :
                                                                                    I love tits of all sizes BUT the D's keep me warm at night
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                                                                                    • germ
                                                                                      ( o Y o )
                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                      • 3108

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by d-null
                                                                                      not sure about that... seen many very shy hot girls that are very attractive
                                                                                      being shy and being insecure arent neccesarily the same thing

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                                                                                      • Ahoddie
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                                                                                        • Jun 2007
                                                                                        • 756

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by TisMe
                                                                                        Breast size has never mattered to me. 2 and in the front is all I ask.
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                                                                                        • pornask
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Aug 2006
                                                                                          • 6518

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          +1 for "I <3 small titties"

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                                                                                          • PostWhore
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                                                                                            • Jan 2003
                                                                                            • 4720

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            that's a very serious condition
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                                                                                            • ExLust
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                                                                                              • Aug 2008
                                                                                              • 3223

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Size doesn't matter. As long as you won't hurt people.

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                                                                                              • CosmicTang
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                                                                                                • Feb 2007
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                there's nothing wrong with women who are built for speed!
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