I made all the mistakes and more. This is what I've learnt;

Make a mistake once and you're human
Make the same mistake twice and you're foolish.
Make it three times and you're an idiot.

I've been married three time:1orglaugh

or a sucker for punishement

-People are selfish and most will back stab you to get what they want...in other words, trust no one

-You never know when your going to lose someone, so apperciate them while they are still here

-99% of men will cheat.....they just cant resist getting their dicks wet

-men make better friends

- anal is not as fun as pornos try and make it out to be!

- Don't trust people that only like you because of something that you do or have - when it disappears, they will too

- True friends come before business, business comes before pleasure and women.

- With the right attitude, ANYTHING is possible

never piss into the wind.

taking back condoms because they're too small gets you weird looks

duno why, shouldn't they be impressed?

what have i learnt..
- never trust somone you met online.

-- each person on earth has their own idea of "reality", and you're a stubborn fool if you think you can convince them that your reality is more valid.

-- never get involved with someone who practices the "Evil Overlord Method" of making friends and dealing with others.

-- Sometimes you have to compromise...other times you just gotta nuke the entire site from orbit and move on.

-- if someone says "This tastes like shit, here, try it", say NO.

-- when children who are not in your immediate line of sight get too quiet, it's time to panic.

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...then it's a new game: find the eye.

You hit the nail on the head with that one hahah

When running large corporate sites, always run the
staging server on a seperate box.

There's nothing like a phone call at 4am from an angry
CEO that found a directory full of porn just because
he can't type.

do not fuck around


:1orglaugh

I learned it the hard way...my kid was about 15 months old, playing in her room. I was all thrilled because it was the first time ever she'd played alone in her room without hanging onto my leg and generally running halfway up my ass when I came to a halt...after about 15 minutes I decided I'd better check on her, just in case.

She had covered every single surface in her room with most of a full tube of diaper ointment. :(

"you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit"

Ignorance is no excuse it is merely ignorance!

At that age I just love that blank stare you get when you yell at em when they are doing something like that.

"Don't take any guff from these swine..."

I've learned that when momma ain't happy, ain't NOBODY happy.

Feeling a little insecure ? Buy a gun !

The things that come to he who waits are the things left there by the guys who got there first.

I've learned....

- Partnerships or joint ventures don't work when you're a control freak

- Women have been the downfall of every prominent man in history (i.e. Adam, David, Sampson, and Bill Clinton)

- Don't put up bond money for friends in jail, you won't get it back

- In retrospect all pussy is pretty much about the same

- Never make a crucial decision when horny or intoxicated

They did a study with mice exposed to different carpet... 33% of the carpets tested killed the mice... Maybe there's a connection.

Be nice to your kidney -- it will give you the will power to leave GFY.

What goes around comes around!!! :winkwink:

They?

Any links.

What I have learned...

Most of it's bullshit that doesn't deserve a response. Don't worry about what people think about you since they will think it anyway. Sunny days are plentiful in Arizona but not in Texas.

Looks like you need a shrink.

I already posted this but had to add onto it:

Money may not be able to buy happiness, but at least it allows you to choose your miseries.

....it's still better to have a choice than not to.

indeed...

A crowded elevator smells different to a midget.

so true...

I learned this one last night --

don't run full speed in the house and attempt to jump over anything if you are tall and near a door frame.

I was only out four minutes though and am feeling much better now.

:thumbsup

- No matter how bad things are, they can ALWAYS get worse.

- Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

- The only way to succeed is to take chances.

- When you've accomplished a goal, its not time to rest.


RMG