I've learned....

- Partnerships or joint ventures don't work when you're a control freak

- Women have been the downfall of every prominent man in history (i.e. Adam, David, Sampson, and Bill Clinton)

- Don't put up bond money for friends in jail, you won't get it back

- In retrospect all pussy is pretty much about the same

- Never make a crucial decision when horny or intoxicated

They did a study with mice exposed to different carpet... 33% of the carpets tested killed the mice... Maybe there's a connection.

Be nice to your kidney -- it will give you the will power to leave GFY.

What goes around comes around!!! :winkwink:

They?

Any links.

What I have learned...

Most of it's bullshit that doesn't deserve a response. Don't worry about what people think about you since they will think it anyway. Sunny days are plentiful in Arizona but not in Texas.

Looks like you need a shrink.

I already posted this but had to add onto it:

Money may not be able to buy happiness, but at least it allows you to choose your miseries.

....it's still better to have a choice than not to.

indeed...

A crowded elevator smells different to a midget.

so true...

I learned this one last night --

don't run full speed in the house and attempt to jump over anything if you are tall and near a door frame.

I was only out four minutes though and am feeling much better now.

:thumbsup

- No matter how bad things are, they can ALWAYS get worse.

- Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

- The only way to succeed is to take chances.

- When you've accomplished a goal, its not time to rest.


RMG