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Spunkyed · 11-04-2002, 05:51 PM

they always fuck you at the drive-thru

Dreamman010 · 11-04-2002, 05:56 PM

- a friend with weed is a friend indeed

corvette · 11-04-2002, 07:33 PM

If you want something done exactly how you want it, you have to do it yourself

Taking the higher road saves you time and stress

Do whatever you can to put people at ease when you speak to them, make a joke, smile, whatever. They are easier work with when it is cordial.

Listen to your mama

0-26....

princess · 11-04-2002, 07:39 PM

Here's mine!

Anything worth having is worth working hard for.

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones..

Clean your own house before starting on others houses...

Martin · 11-04-2002, 08:04 PM

Quote:

that it is physically impossible to lick the tip of your own elbow....

Hey your right..

princess · 11-04-2002, 08:16 PM

The visual of Martin sitting there trying to lick his own elbow.. is just tooo much!

Can we have a actual photo of it? please 0 please

Gman.357 · 11-04-2002, 09:12 PM

Never try to walk while you're peeing. You'll get your pants wet.
(Supreme advice for those of you who insist on waiting till after the bar closes to take your 10 min beer piss in the alley out back).

pimplink · 11-04-2002, 09:27 PM

This thread could be a long thread, but here's some other stuff I've learned along the way:

-- Some women talk because they want to solve a problem. Others talk because they just want someone to listen. Knowing to tell the difference serves a man well in life.

-- [I learned this with my mom's passing last year] When you die, you will be judged by the living based on your compassion, your kindness, and your gifts to others. [Being tough, rich, or a stud...normally die with you. Unless you've taken those skills to notable extremes.]

-- The most enjoyable things in life can't be bought. A dish well cooked. Watching the sunrise together after talking through each other's problems. A smile that comes to your face when you realize something or you've solved a problem.

-- Denial and Delusion cast aside, the number one thing people desire in this world is acceptance. Similarly, the number one thing people hate in this world is rejection.

-- Love exists, it just takes a while to recognize it.

SykkBoy · 11-04-2002, 09:31 PM

When your 5 year old daughter says "fuck" in her tiny little voice at home, it's cute, when she does it in public, you find a table to crawl under fast enough.........

xanx · 11-04-2002, 09:35 PM

The credit belongs to he man who is actually in the arena ....

Voodoo · 11-04-2002, 09:37 PM

There is no spoon.

Never go to a 9-5 job, and like it.

Never offer a lift to someone when you don't know the destination.

There is a master plan. But, I'm not going to tell you what it is.

PersianKitty · 11-04-2002, 09:38 PM

Never believe someone who says "it's not about the money" and run very fast and far away from that person.

steffie · 11-04-2002, 09:39 PM

I have learned not to ask anymore a question to your loved one unless you are really ready to get an answer. May times I asked a question and didn't want to hear the answer, when I than received the answer I didn't want to hear, I was devastated.

So, unless you really really want to have the answer to a question you rather he/she lies to you prepare yourself or don't ask it.

xanx · 11-04-2002, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
Never believe someone who says "it's not about the money" and run very fast and far away from that person.

shit... I say that all the time. In-fact I think it's in my profile here or was..

Damn I knew I was doomed

HS-Trixxxia · 11-04-2002, 09:58 PM

- No matter how many guarantees you are given, if the person doesn't keep his word with the simplest of things, then he's not worth doing a minute of your time.

- Give without expecting anything in return.

- Help whoever wants to help themselves

- Know your enemy and watch your friends

Fatbrain · 11-04-2002, 10:02 PM

Always give without expecting anything in return.

Gman.357 · 11-04-2002, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gman.357
Never try to walk while you're peeing. You'll get your pants wet.
(Supreme advice for those of you who insist on waiting till after the bar closes to take your 10 min beer piss in the alley out back).

Oh and this one too...
Never take advice from someone who isn't doing better than you are.

xxxcam · 11-04-2002, 10:04 PM

Never believe someone who says "it's not about the money" and run very fast and far away from that person.

-------------------------

i so agree with you... =)

gothweb · 11-04-2002, 10:06 PM

My (fictional) mentor himself...
http://www.bobgod.com/writer/lazaruslong.html

to which I will add another wise man's advice...
"Never whistle when you're pissing, and don't ask questions when you're being blown."

Fatbrain · 11-04-2002, 10:10 PM

Hmm...Seemed to have duped someone elses'

How bout,

Life doesn't always turn out as planned. ;)

redshift · 11-04-2002, 10:52 PM

Here's one I tell my kids:

Life's not fair - get over it

Bobo · 11-04-2002, 11:04 PM

Money can't buy you happiness but it allows you to choose your miseries.

redshift · 11-04-2002, 11:09 PM

ahh just thought of somemore

-life sucks then you DIE.

-Let he who is without sin cast the first stone

-Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one

-Everything that can go wrong Will!

-Eat your Veggies

tree · 11-04-2002, 11:12 PM

-you only get about 5 real friends in life
-never trust ANY woman
-never trust ANYONE you havnt know for 5 years
-shoot first ask questions later

Incognito · 11-05-2002, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
women are liars
trust nobody
the meak shall inherit the shit
violence can and does solve problems
money can buy happiness
marriage and children are financial and emotional suicide
there are no "human rights"

great!

disagree about money though: money buys totally nothing.

Also, see what behaviour (lying, cheating, violence) certain people are afraid of and beware that what they are afraid of is exactly what You can get from them.

Sunshine McGillicutty · 11-05-2002, 12:47 AM

- Don't be friends with anyone, but be friendly to everyone.

- Desiring something makes it extraordinary, aquiring makes it ordinary.

- To find someone you can trust completely, visit the nearest cemetary. Everyone changes.

- There are two ways to be weathy. 1: Get more 2: Want less

- People will meet your expectations as long as you don't have any.

- If you can't give something without caring whether it gets returned or paid back, don't give it.

GTS Mark · 11-05-2002, 01:01 AM

Hoes don't come before bros!

I heard that one last week and it totally made sense.

DH

PornoDoggy · 11-05-2002, 01:57 AM

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows...

SykkBoy · 11-05-2002, 02:03 AM

it's all fun and games until someone get's their scrotum caught in the door....

life's a bitch, then you marry one....

better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick...but what ISN'T better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick...

don't shit where you eat....

Paul Markham · 11-05-2002, 02:13 AM

This is not a rehearsal so live every moment as if it's your last.

Paul Markham · 11-05-2002, 04:34 AM

I made all the mistakes and more. This is what I've learnt;

Make a mistake once and you're human
Make the same mistake twice and you're foolish.
Make it three times and you're an idiot.

I've been married three time

FlyingIguana · 11-05-2002, 04:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly

Make it three times and you're an idiot.

I've been married three time

or a sucker for punishement

Nikkey · 11-05-2002, 04:53 AM

-People are selfish and most will back stab you to get what they want...in other words, trust no one

-You never know when your going to lose someone, so apperciate them while they are still here

-99% of men will cheat.....they just cant resist getting their dicks wet

-men make better friends

- anal is not as fun as pornos try and make it out to be!

Undutchable · 11-05-2002, 05:10 AM

- Don't trust people that only like you because of something that you do or have - when it disappears, they will too

- True friends come before business, business comes before pleasure and women.

- With the right attitude, ANYTHING is possible

steffie · 11-05-2002, 07:11 AM

never piss into the wind.

FlyingIguana · 11-05-2002, 07:26 AM

taking back condoms because they're too small gets you weird looks

duno why, shouldn't they be impressed?

dragonx · 11-05-2002, 07:30 AM

what have i learnt..
- never trust somone you met online.

thatdykeliz · 11-05-2002, 07:44 AM

-- each person on earth has their own idea of "reality", and you're a stubborn fool if you think you can convince them that your reality is more valid.

-- never get involved with someone who practices the "Evil Overlord Method" of making friends and dealing with others.

-- Sometimes you have to compromise...other times you just gotta nuke the entire site from orbit and move on.

-- if someone says "This tastes like shit, here, try it", say NO.

-- when children who are not in your immediate line of sight get too quiet, it's time to panic.

thatdykeliz · 11-05-2002, 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
it's all fun and games until someone get's their scrotum caught in the door....

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...then it's a new game: find the eye.

redshift · 11-05-2002, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by thatdykeliz

-- when children who are not in your immediate line of sight get too quiet, it's time to panic.

You hit the nail on the head with that one hahah

some_idiot · 11-05-2002, 07:54 AM

When running large corporate sites, always run the
staging server on a seperate box.

There's nothing like a phone call at 4am from an angry
CEO that found a directory full of porn just because
he can't type.

adamneve · 11-05-2002, 08:45 AM

do not fuck around

thatdykeliz · 11-05-2002, 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by redshift
You hit the nail on the head with that one hahah

I learned it the hard way...my kid was about 15 months old, playing in her room. I was all thrilled because it was the first time ever she'd played alone in her room without hanging onto my leg and generally running halfway up my ass when I came to a halt...after about 15 minutes I decided I'd better check on her, just in case.

She had covered every single surface in her room with most of a full tube of diaper ointment.

letshunt · 11-05-2002, 09:16 AM

"you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit"

Firehorse · 11-05-2002, 09:19 AM

Ignorance is no excuse it is merely ignorance!

redshift · 11-05-2002, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by thatdykeliz

I learned it the hard way...my kid was about 15 months old, playing in her room. I was all thrilled because it was the first time ever she'd played alone in her room without hanging onto my leg and generally running halfway up my ass when I came to a halt...after about 15 minutes I decided I'd better check on her, just in case.

She had covered every single surface in her room with most of a full tube of diaper ointment.

At that age I just love that blank stare you get when you yell at em when they are doing something like that.

-=HOAX=- · 11-05-2002, 09:28 AM

"Don't take any guff from these swine..."

MagicksAntics · 11-05-2002, 09:34 AM

I've learned that when momma ain't happy, ain't NOBODY happy.

redshift · 11-05-2002, 09:46 AM

Feeling a little insecure ? Buy a gun !

railz · 11-05-2002, 10:04 AM

The things that come to he who waits are the things left there by the guys who got there first.

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11-04-2002, 09:27 PM	#58
pimplink Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Closer than you think Posts: 9,535	This thread could be a long thread, but here's some other stuff I've learned along the way: -- Some women talk because they want to solve a problem. Others talk because they just want someone to listen. Knowing to tell the difference serves a man well in life. -- [I learned this with my mom's passing last year] When you die, you will be judged by the living based on your compassion, your kindness, and your gifts to others. [Being tough, rich, or a stud...normally die with you. Unless you've taken those skills to notable extremes.] -- The most enjoyable things in life can't be bought. A dish well cooked. Watching the sunrise together after talking through each other's problems. A smile that comes to your face when you realize something or you've solved a problem. -- Denial and Delusion cast aside, the number one thing people desire in this world is acceptance. Similarly, the number one thing people hate in this world is rejection. -- Love exists, it just takes a while to recognize it. __________________ Need Mainstream Content and SEO? SEO * Website Copy * Blogs Blogging - PR Work - Forum Marketing - Social Marketing - Link building - Articles 100% Guaranteed Content!

11-04-2002, 05:51 PM	#51
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Gman.357 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 2,796	Never try to walk while you're peeing. You'll get your pants wet. (Supreme advice for those of you who insist on waiting till after the bar closes to take your 10 min beer piss in the alley out back).

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SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	When your 5 year old daughter says "fuck" in her tiny little voice at home, it's cute, when she does it in public, you find a table to crawl under fast enough......... __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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xanx Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 3,711	The credit belongs to he man who is actually in the arena ....

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Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,592	There is no spoon. Never go to a 9-5 job, and like it. Never offer a lift to someone when you don't know the destination. There is a master plan. But, I'm not going to tell you what it is. __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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PersianKitty Meow Media Inc. Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In the valley of the sun, cactus, tacos, tequila, and nod Posts: 7,785	Never believe someone who says "it's not about the money" and run very fast and far away from that person.

11-04-2002, 09:39 PM	#63
steffie Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains, far far away Posts: 2,422	I have learned not to ask anymore a question to your loved one unless you are really ready to get an answer. May times I asked a question and didn't want to hear the answer, when I than received the answer I didn't want to hear, I was devastated. So, unless you really really want to have the answer to a question you rather he/she lies to you prepare yourself or don't ask it. __________________ Partying since '96 and not going anywhere Anna's Dorm

11-04-2002, 09:58 PM	#65
HS-Trixxxia Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Canada Posts: 2,946	- No matter how many guarantees you are given, if the person doesn't keep his word with the simplest of things, then he's not worth doing a minute of your time. - Give without expecting anything in return. - Help whoever wants to help themselves - Know your enemy and watch your friends

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Fatbrain Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Mars Posts: 218	Always give without expecting anything in return.

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xxxcam Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 401	Never believe someone who says "it's not about the money" and run very fast and far away from that person. ------------------------- i so agree with you... =)

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11-04-2002, 10:10 PM	#70
Fatbrain Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Mars Posts: 218	Hmm...Seemed to have duped someone elses' How bout, Life doesn't always turn out as planned. ;)

11-04-2002, 10:52 PM	#71
redshift Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: anus fuckin' yo mama Posts: 1,044	Here's one I tell my kids: Life's not fair - get over it

11-04-2002, 11:04 PM	#72
Bobo Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,253	Money can't buy you happiness but it allows you to choose your miseries.

11-04-2002, 11:09 PM	#73
redshift Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: anus fuckin' yo mama Posts: 1,044	ahh just thought of somemore -life sucks then you DIE. -Let he who is without sin cast the first stone -Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one -Everything that can go wrong Will! -Eat your Veggies

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tree Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,601	-you only get about 5 real friends in life -never trust ANY woman -never trust ANYONE you havnt know for 5 years -shoot first ask questions later

11-05-2002, 12:47 AM	#76
Sunshine McGillicutty So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: California Posts: 475	- Don't be friends with anyone, but be friendly to everyone. - Desiring something makes it extraordinary, aquiring makes it ordinary. - To find someone you can trust completely, visit the nearest cemetary. Everyone changes. - There are two ways to be weathy. 1: Get more 2: Want less - People will meet your expectations as long as you don't have any. - If you can't give something without caring whether it gets returned or paid back, don't give it. Last edited by Sunshine McGillicutty; 11-05-2002 at 12:49 AM..

11-05-2002, 01:01 AM	#77
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Hoes don't come before bros! I heard that one last week and it totally made sense. DH

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SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	it's all fun and games until someone get's their scrotum caught in the door.... life's a bitch, then you marry one.... better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick...but what ISN'T better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick... don't shit where you eat.... __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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Nikkey Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 35	-People are selfish and most will back stab you to get what they want...in other words, trust no one -You never know when your going to lose someone, so apperciate them while they are still here -99% of men will cheat.....they just cant resist getting their dicks wet -men make better friends - anal is not as fun as pornos try and make it out to be!

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Undutchable Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,217	- Don't trust people that only like you because of something that you do or have - when it disappears, they will too - True friends come before business, business comes before pleasure and women. - With the right attitude, ANYTHING is possible

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