What the hell is wrong with the Cowboys? - GoFuckYourself.com

theone · 11-04-2002, 12:15 PM

Campo needs to get the hell outa dodge. He's too weak of a head coach. We need someone with some balls. And Emmit needs to run like he's gonna break the record every week. On a good note, if we win out we can make the playoffs.

TeraBabes · 11-04-2002, 12:18 PM

Emmitt needs to retire. Hambrick is good. Poor guy has already wasted like three years of his career sitting on the bench...

bushwacker · 11-04-2002, 12:20 PM

plain and simple the cowboys SUCK!!

pr0 · 11-04-2002, 12:33 PM

They suck & their fan base is mostly white trash & people with down syndrome.

multisexsite · 11-04-2002, 12:34 PM

Plain and simple, they suck

Kris · 11-04-2002, 12:37 PM

campo is a little bitch... he always has the dejected look on his face. however, b/c he's a bitch, its too easy for jerry to control him. no way will the puppet master release the puppet. even if campo gets the boot, no decent coach would want to step up and take the shit from jones.

jreaka · 11-04-2002, 12:40 PM

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Originally posted by pr0
They suck & their fan base is mostly white trash & people with down syndrome.

No shit, JConway is white trash WITH down syndrome!!!!

JConway · 11-04-2002, 01:20 PM

Their O-line is as bad as I have seen. It is killing me to see their D as good as it is, and for them to be 3-6. How many times have they given up less than 2 TD's this year and lost? Their QB's suck, and their line is attrocious(sp).

Steve · 11-04-2002, 01:34 PM

Fuck the Cowboys. All those years of kicking the living shit out of the Giants, now you Cowboy fans get a taste of what a shitty team is like. I actually wanted to watch football yesterday, but the crap that Detroit and Dallas displayed.... well, I couldn't sit thru it. What a pathetic game.

Oh, and what's wrong with the Cowboys? Two words:
Bruse Coslett.

That guy is a pompous asshole. He knew he had to green as shit retarted QB's, and he still didn't dumb down his "mighty" offense. They don't know what the fuck to do, and he won't establish a running game to get the heat off. He's a self proclaimed genius, and he's a loser everywhere he's been. All those good defensive pickups the Cowboys made in the offseason were more than cancelled out the day Jerry Jones got a severe head injury and hired Bruce Coslett.

D_Nell · 11-04-2002, 01:43 PM

WOW my Cowboys suck huh?

Maybe their offense needs major rework but how can we suck when we have the #7 Defense in the NFL!

Damn some people need to hit the stat books!

bushwacker · 11-04-2002, 01:46 PM

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Originally posted by D_Nell
WOW my Cowboys suck huh?

Maybe their offense needs major rework but how can we suck when we have the #7 Defense in the NFL!

Damn some people need to hit the stat books!

you suck because you're 3-5 stat boy!!

Steve · 11-04-2002, 02:07 PM

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Originally posted by D_Nell
WOW my Cowboys suck huh?

Maybe their offense needs major rework but how can we suck when we have the #7 Defense in the NFL!

Damn some people need to hit the stat books!

It is a shame. They do have a real solid defense. If they could judt run the fucking ball, eat up the clock and get 4 FGs/game, they'd probably be 5-3 or 6-2

theone · 11-04-2002, 03:49 PM

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Originally posted by D_Nell
WOW my Cowboys suck huh?

Maybe their offense needs major rework but how can we suck when we have the #7 Defense in the NFL!

Damn some people need to hit the stat books!
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Yea the D is good but what good is it when you've only won 3 games. We need a QB, and oline and a head coach.

Just the Village Idiot · 11-04-2002, 03:59 PM

I'd love to talk shit -- but I really can't.

WTF happened to my boys... don't appear to be any monsters of the midway this year.

We'd still kick the shit out of Dallas though.

Young Hefner · 11-04-2002, 03:59 PM

They have a young O-Line man... they will get there.... the BOYS are just young....
My best friend is #70 (Javiar Collins), and he got hurt in the game when Emmit Broke the record. He will be back soon...
I dont really like the coach, but they are young...and if the D can keep it up, then they will get better...

macroguru · 11-04-2002, 05:04 PM

Your Cowboys Suck cause they lost to my Shitty Detroit Lions.

To still be a Lions fan after all the shit they did, and even ran the greatest RB in the NFL out of the league, you have to be bad.

Macro

BradShaw · 11-04-2002, 05:13 PM

I watch all the cowboy games, well as much of them as I can handle without puking. I am not a fair weather fan.

I think they need to fire campo, and bring in an offensive minded coach.

Shooter · 11-04-2002, 05:18 PM

Lets see....Campo sucks, the o-line's been injured and played terrible all year, no QB play (although I think Hutchinson can be good if he ever learns pocket presence)

kevinl · 11-05-2002, 02:01 AM

Jerry Jones is the cowboy's problem. Kinda like Al Davis with the Raiders. Can't keep their fucking nose off the field.
The cowboys won't get a decent coach and consequently a good team until Jones gets out of it.

chass · 11-05-2002, 04:34 AM

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Originally posted by kevinl
Jerry Jones is the cowboy's problem. Kinda like Al Davis with the Raiders. Can't keep their fucking nose off the field.
The cowboys won't get a decent coach and consequently a good team until Jones gets out of it.

As long as Jones owns the team...he'll be the coach, er, I mean the GM and owner. You can't get rid of Jones unless he sells the team and that seems unlikely in the very near future! Oh nooo...

FlyingIguana · 11-05-2002, 04:45 AM

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Originally posted by kevinl
Jerry Jones is the cowboy's problem. Kinda like Al Davis with the Raiders. Can't keep their fucking nose off the field.
The cowboys won't get a decent coach and consequently a good team until Jones gets out of it.

hutchinson hasn't had much qb experience. left college early and pursued a baseball career. would have been a #1 pick easy in the draft if he stuck with football.

he should be good, but it'll take him a year or two.

ADL Colin · 11-05-2002, 05:54 AM

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Originally posted by D_Nell
WOW my Cowboys suck huh?

Maybe their offense needs major rework but how can we suck when we have the #7 Defense in the NFL!

Damn some people need to hit the stat books!

That's a good question. Why DO the Cowboys suck when their D is #7? Teams are judged by their W/L in the end and not their defensive stats.

The Cowboys offense is worse than their defense is good. They have only scored more than 17 points in one game this year.

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Kris Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 940	campo is a little bitch... he always has the dejected look on his face. however, b/c he's a bitch, its too easy for jerry to control him. no way will the puppet master release the puppet. even if campo gets the boot, no decent coach would want to step up and take the shit from jones. __________________ I am the walrus.

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D_Nell Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: London, UK Posts: 1,264	WOW my Cowboys suck huh? Maybe their offense needs major rework but how can we suck when we have the #7 Defense in the NFL! Damn some people need to hit the stat books! __________________ ITS TIME FOR SOME FREEHOSTING DAMN IT! CLICK HERE! ICQ# 98081374 \| [email protected]

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theone Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: socal Posts: 145	quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by D_Nell WOW my Cowboys suck huh? Maybe their offense needs major rework but how can we suck when we have the #7 Defense in the NFL! Damn some people need to hit the stat books! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yea the D is good but what good is it when you've only won 3 games. We need a QB, and oline and a head coach. __________________ Direct Navigation Keywords 174448136

11-04-2002, 12:15 PM	#1
theone Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: socal Posts: 145	What the hell is wrong with the Cowboys? Campo needs to get the hell outa dodge. He's too weak of a head coach. We need someone with some balls. And Emmit needs to run like he's gonna break the record every week. On a good note, if we win out we can make the playoffs. __________________ Direct Navigation Keywords 174448136

11-04-2002, 12:20 PM	#3
bushwacker Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: so. fla. Posts: 2,817	plain and simple the cowboys SUCK!!

11-04-2002, 12:34 PM	#5
multisexsite Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 929	Plain and simple, they suck

11-04-2002, 01:20 PM	#8
JConway Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 594	Their O-line is as bad as I have seen. It is killing me to see their D as good as it is, and for them to be 3-6. How many times have they given up less than 2 TD's this year and lost? Their QB's suck, and their line is attrocious(sp).

11-04-2002, 01:34 PM	#9
Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,894	Fuck the Cowboys. All those years of kicking the living shit out of the Giants, now you Cowboy fans get a taste of what a shitty team is like. I actually wanted to watch football yesterday, but the crap that Detroit and Dallas displayed.... well, I couldn't sit thru it. What a pathetic game. Oh, and what's wrong with the Cowboys? Two words: Bruse Coslett. That guy is a pompous asshole. He knew he had to green as shit retarted QB's, and he still didn't dumb down his "mighty" offense. They don't know what the fuck to do, and he won't establish a running game to get the heat off. He's a self proclaimed genius, and he's a loser everywhere he's been. All those good defensive pickups the Cowboys made in the offseason were more than cancelled out the day Jerry Jones got a severe head injury and hired Bruce Coslett.

11-04-2002, 03:59 PM	#14
Just the Village Idiot Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 581	I'd love to talk shit -- but I really can't. WTF happened to my boys... don't appear to be any monsters of the midway this year. We'd still kick the shit out of Dallas though. __________________ <a href="http://refer.ccbill.com/cgi-bin/clicks.cgi?CA=921196-0000&PA=337888&HTML=http://www.wow18cash.com/"> We may as well just give this fucking $$$ away!</a>

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Young Hefner Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 55	They have a young O-Line man... they will get there.... the BOYS are just young.... My best friend is #70 (Javiar Collins), and he got hurt in the game when Emmit Broke the record. He will be back soon... I dont really like the coach, but they are young...and if the D can keep it up, then they will get better... __________________ What do you need? Paysites, AVS, TGP's, and other ads. Hit me up ASAP and I will give ya a Go Fuck Yourself deal. ICQ: 127162190 -- I've got KILLER samples for you!

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macroguru Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Somewhere out west Posts: 260	Your Cowboys Suck cause they lost to my Shitty Detroit Lions. To still be a Lions fan after all the shit they did, and even ran the greatest RB in the NFL out of the league, you have to be bad. Macro __________________ MacroGuru Give Your Surfers Some Portable Strippers - Pocket Strippers

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BradShaw Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: KB's trailer Posts: 7,840	I watch all the cowboy games, well as much of them as I can handle without puking. I am not a fair weather fan. I think they need to fire campo, and bring in an offensive minded coach. __________________ Sig too big http://www.gofuckyourself.com/gfy_faqs.html Want to use a large banner in your sig??? Contact Eric about getting on as an advertiser - eric AT adult.com

11-04-2002, 05:18 PM	#18
Shooter Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 2,842	Lets see....Campo sucks, the o-line's been injured and played terrible all year, no QB play (although I think Hutchinson can be good if he ever learns pocket presence)

11-05-2002, 02:01 AM	#19
kevinl Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: US Posts: 261	Jerry Jones is the cowboy's problem. Kinda like Al Davis with the Raiders. Can't keep their fucking nose off the field. The cowboys won't get a decent coach and consequently a good team until Jones gets out of it. __________________ kevinl