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theone 11-04-2002 12:15 PM

What the hell is wrong with the Cowboys?
 
Campo needs to get the hell outa dodge. He's too weak of a head coach. We need someone with some balls. And Emmit needs to run like he's gonna break the record every week. On a good note, if we win out we can make the playoffs.

TeraBabes 11-04-2002 12:18 PM

Emmitt needs to retire. Hambrick is good. Poor guy has already wasted like three years of his career sitting on the bench...

bushwacker 11-04-2002 12:20 PM

plain and simple the cowboys SUCK!!

pr0 11-04-2002 12:33 PM

They suck & their fan base is mostly white trash & people with down syndrome.

multisexsite 11-04-2002 12:34 PM

Plain and simple, they suck

Kris 11-04-2002 12:37 PM

campo is a little bitch... he always has the dejected look on his face. however, b/c he's a bitch, its too easy for jerry to control him. no way will the puppet master release the puppet. even if campo gets the boot, no decent coach would want to step up and take the shit from jones.

jreaka 11-04-2002 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pr0
They suck & their fan base is mostly white trash & people with down syndrome.
No shit, JConway is white trash WITH down syndrome!!!!

JConway 11-04-2002 01:20 PM

Their O-line is as bad as I have seen. It is killing me to see their D as good as it is, and for them to be 3-6. How many times have they given up less than 2 TD's this year and lost? Their QB's suck, and their line is attrocious(sp).

Steve 11-04-2002 01:34 PM

Fuck the Cowboys. All those years of kicking the living shit out of the Giants, now you Cowboy fans get a taste of what a shitty team is like. I actually wanted to watch football yesterday, but the crap that Detroit and Dallas displayed.... well, I couldn't sit thru it. What a pathetic game.

Oh, and what's wrong with the Cowboys? Two words:
Bruse Coslett.

That guy is a pompous asshole. He knew he had to green as shit retarted QB's, and he still didn't dumb down his "mighty" offense. They don't know what the fuck to do, and he won't establish a running game to get the heat off. He's a self proclaimed genius, and he's a loser everywhere he's been. All those good defensive pickups the Cowboys made in the offseason were more than cancelled out the day Jerry Jones got a severe head injury and hired Bruce Coslett.

D_Nell 11-04-2002 01:43 PM

WOW my Cowboys suck huh?

Maybe their offense needs major rework but how can we suck when we have the #7 Defense in the NFL!

Damn some people need to hit the stat books!

bushwacker 11-04-2002 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by D_Nell
WOW my Cowboys suck huh?

Maybe their offense needs major rework but how can we suck when we have the #7 Defense in the NFL!

Damn some people need to hit the stat books!

you suck because you're 3-5 stat boy!!

Steve 11-04-2002 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by D_Nell
WOW my Cowboys suck huh?

Maybe their offense needs major rework but how can we suck when we have the #7 Defense in the NFL!

Damn some people need to hit the stat books!

It is a shame. They do have a real solid defense. If they could judt run the fucking ball, eat up the clock and get 4 FGs/game, they'd probably be 5-3 or 6-2

theone 11-04-2002 03:49 PM

quote:
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Originally posted by D_Nell
WOW my Cowboys suck huh?

Maybe their offense needs major rework but how can we suck when we have the #7 Defense in the NFL!

Damn some people need to hit the stat books!
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Yea the D is good but what good is it when you've only won 3 games. We need a QB, and oline and a head coach.

Just the Village Idiot 11-04-2002 03:59 PM

I'd love to talk shit -- but I really can't.

WTF happened to my boys... don't appear to be any monsters of the midway this year.

We'd still kick the shit out of Dallas though.

:Graucho

Young Hefner 11-04-2002 03:59 PM

They have a young O-Line man... they will get there.... the BOYS are just young....
My best friend is #70 (Javiar Collins), and he got hurt in the game when Emmit Broke the record. He will be back soon...
I dont really like the coach, but they are young...and if the D can keep it up, then they will get better...

macroguru 11-04-2002 05:04 PM

Your Cowboys Suck cause they lost to my Shitty Detroit Lions.

To still be a Lions fan after all the shit they did, and even ran the greatest RB in the NFL out of the league, you have to be bad.

Macro

BradShaw 11-04-2002 05:13 PM

I watch all the cowboy games, well as much of them as I can handle without puking. I am not a fair weather fan.

I think they need to fire campo, and bring in an offensive minded coach.

Shooter 11-04-2002 05:18 PM

Lets see....Campo sucks, the o-line's been injured and played terrible all year, no QB play (although I think Hutchinson can be good if he ever learns pocket presence)

kevinl 11-05-2002 02:01 AM

Jerry Jones is the cowboy's problem. Kinda like Al Davis with the Raiders. Can't keep their fucking nose off the field.
The cowboys won't get a decent coach and consequently a good team until Jones gets out of it.

chass 11-05-2002 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kevinl
Jerry Jones is the cowboy's problem. Kinda like Al Davis with the Raiders. Can't keep their fucking nose off the field.
The cowboys won't get a decent coach and consequently a good team until Jones gets out of it.

As long as Jones owns the team...he'll be the coach, er, I mean the GM and owner. You can't get rid of Jones unless he sells the team and that seems unlikely in the very near future! Oh nooo...

FlyingIguana 11-05-2002 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kevinl
Jerry Jones is the cowboy's problem. Kinda like Al Davis with the Raiders. Can't keep their fucking nose off the field.
The cowboys won't get a decent coach and consequently a good team until Jones gets out of it.

hutchinson hasn't had much qb experience. left college early and pursued a baseball career. would have been a #1 pick easy in the draft if he stuck with football.

he should be good, but it'll take him a year or two.

ADL Colin 11-05-2002 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by D_Nell
WOW my Cowboys suck huh?

Maybe their offense needs major rework but how can we suck when we have the #7 Defense in the NFL!

Damn some people need to hit the stat books!

That's a good question. Why DO the Cowboys suck when their D is #7? Teams are judged by their W/L in the end and not their defensive stats.

The Cowboys offense is worse than their defense is good. They have only scored more than 17 points in one game this year.


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