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DrunkenMaster · 11-03-2002, 03:13 PM

post your pick-up lines here

and i mean the funny one's but also the one's that work cause i need some help to pick up a

boldy · 11-03-2002, 03:15 PM

[dutch]
wil je met me trouwen ?
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[english]

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funkmaster · 11-03-2002, 03:25 PM

wanna fuck ?

... probably doesn´t work 999 times out of 1000 ... but if you ask like 1000 girls per night ... you´ll score every night !!

corvette · 11-03-2002, 03:26 PM

Hello, how are you?

i see you have braces

i have braces too

-Beavis

mrthumbs · 11-03-2002, 03:27 PM

"tell me about your favorite pickup-lines"

very popular one for the online gay dating scene.

DrunkenMaster · 11-03-2002, 03:33 PM

im not into that scene sorry..

Spoonie Luv · 11-03-2002, 03:36 PM

Hi, my name is (insert name here), what's yours?

Then give her sincere compliment.

corvette · 11-03-2002, 03:37 PM

funkmaster,

you show me where i can meet 1,000 girls a night and im moving there

boldy · 11-03-2002, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spoonie Luv
Hi, my name is (insert name here), what's yours?

Then give her sincere compliment.

And then bash her head in ...

hottoddy · 11-03-2002, 03:40 PM

Here's an old favorite:

"Honey, you're so fine I'd eat the shit outta your ass just to see where it came from."

Slick · 11-03-2002, 03:44 PM

Are you from Tennessee ?? (No why ?)
Because you're the only Ten-I-See

gothweb · 11-03-2002, 03:44 PM

"We must go out in the yard and fuck like weasels, now!"

Makingcoin · 11-03-2002, 03:44 PM

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

DrunkenMaster · 11-03-2002, 03:49 PM

boldy · 11-03-2002, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrunkenMaster

OMG

XXXPaysiteDesign · 11-03-2002, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Makingcoin
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

I actually tried that on a girl once, didn't work.

boldy · 11-03-2002, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by XXXPaysiteDesign

I actually tried that on a girl once, didn't work.

I wanna fuck your shoes works !

Sticks · 11-03-2002, 03:59 PM

"I've lost my phone number", while fumbling in pockets ",..... can I have yours?"

Ted · 11-03-2002, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster
wanna fuck ?

... probably doesn´t work 999 times out of 1000 ... but if you ask like 1000 girls per night ... you´ll score every night !!

typical responses :
500 women will tell you to fuck off
300 women will slap you in the face
150 women will kick you in the balls
49 women will say "yes but not with you"
1 will say yes and the pass out just as you get her panties off

Pipecrew · 11-03-2002, 04:46 PM

Seriously use this one, it makes them laugh and they cant really shoot you down anyway.....

"So you like stuff?"

and you can follow it up with anything too

dirtyone · 11-03-2002, 04:54 PM

I prefer to use actions instead of words... the subtle but effective ass pinch works... or the under used breast rub is nice too.... gets the point across better i think.

Rep · 11-03-2002, 05:14 PM

"Hey baby, I'm not that dirty."

or my famous one liner...

"My car always stalls when it sees a pretty girl."

That always melts them..

hitman699 · 11-03-2002, 10:15 PM

mines... bitch get in the fucking car ...now

pentae · 11-03-2002, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hitman699
mines... bitch get in the fucking car ...now

Your lame.

And you wonder why they hit you with the pepper spray.

Cheshire · 11-03-2002, 11:21 PM

If you like my name, you're gonna love my number!

quiet · 11-03-2002, 11:25 PM

sure i'm boring and have no charisma. but i'm a multi-millionaire!!

Khorne · 11-03-2002, 11:25 PM

1) I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

2) (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of those wet clothes.

3) Nice legs... What time do they open?

4) Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

5) You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

6) Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

7) I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm only one talking to you.

8) I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed thrasher, have you seen one?

9) I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

10) Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.

11) I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

12) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

13) You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

14) I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

15) If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by.

16) (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.

17) You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

18) You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?

19) Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

20) My name is ( )...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

21) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

22) Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

23) I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

24) Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

25) Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them.

pentae · 11-03-2002, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Khorne
6) Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

tekart · 11-03-2002, 11:59 PM

DAMN!
I was going to say this one!...

Quote:

Originally posted by Khorne

24) Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

TekArt

railz · 11-04-2002, 12:00 AM

English accent.

Nuff Said.

Edit: Bollox - scratch that. Not had any in fucking ages, so it's gotta be crap.

Triple 6 · 11-04-2002, 12:06 AM

Do you have any italian in you? No? Want some?

(if she says yes)

Want some more?

iwantchixx · 11-04-2002, 12:08 AM

"wanna go for a pizza and a fuck?" *gets slapped* "what the hell is wrong with you? dont you like pizza?

kmanrox · 11-04-2002, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by corvett
funkmaster,

you show me where i can meet 1,000 girls a night and im moving there

umm Bangkok?

cool1g · 11-04-2002, 12:21 AM

16) (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.

SleazyDream · 11-04-2002, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster
wanna fuck ?

... probably doesn´t work 999 times out of 1000 ... but if you ask like 1000 girls per night ... you´ll score every night !!

that;s exactly how I lived my college days. goto the bar and keep asking till you go home with someone. ask enought times you're guarenteed to get laid

p1mpdog · 11-04-2002, 01:26 AM

Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a fuck... (wait for a second gauging her reaction)...ing drink?

Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!

Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?

Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?

I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.

I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart...

corvette · 11-04-2002, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox

umm Bangkok?

sup neighbor

how are the chicken wings down there?

TDF · 11-04-2002, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
sure i'm boring and have no charisma. but i'm a multi-millionaire!!

I bet that one gets u laid

11-03-2002, 03:13 PM	#1
DrunkenMaster Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: holland Posts: 71	Favorite pick-up lines post your pick-up lines here and i mean the funny one's but also the one's that work cause i need some help to pick up a

11-03-2002, 03:15 PM	#2
boldy Macdaddy coder Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: MacDaddy pimp coder Posts: 2,806	[dutch] wil je met me trouwen ? [/dutch] [english] [/english] __________________ MacDaddy Coder.

11-03-2002, 03:26 PM	#4
corvette Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: scottsdale Posts: 7,880	Hello, how are you? i see you have braces i have braces too -Beavis __________________ If you need a good company for check writing services, then check out checkissuing, and for webhosting, check out Phoenix NAP

11-03-2002, 03:37 PM	#8
corvette Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: scottsdale Posts: 7,880	funkmaster, you show me where i can meet 1,000 girls a night and im moving there __________________ If you need a good company for check writing services, then check out checkissuing, and for webhosting, check out Phoenix NAP Last edited by corvett; 11-03-2002 at 04:20 PM..

11-03-2002, 03:44 PM	#12
gothweb Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Back in the USSA Posts: 8,849	"We must go out in the yard and fuck like weasels, now!" __________________ Photos by Ian X.: Distinctive photos of goth babes. Blood Money:Your traffic, my sites, our money. MojoHost: Still the best.

11-03-2002, 03:25 PM	#3
funkmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: shell beach Posts: 7,938	wanna fuck ? ... probably doesn´t work 999 times out of 1000 ... but if you ask like 1000 girls per night ... you´ll score every night !!

11-03-2002, 03:27 PM	#5
mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	"tell me about your favorite pickup-lines" very popular one for the online gay dating scene.

11-03-2002, 03:33 PM	#6
DrunkenMaster Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: holland Posts: 71	im not into that scene sorry..

11-03-2002, 03:36 PM	#7
Spoonie Luv Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crankerville Posts: 1,003	Hi, my name is (insert name here), what's yours? Then give her sincere compliment.

11-03-2002, 03:40 PM	#10
hottoddy Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: PacNorWest Posts: 3,049	Here's an old favorite: "Honey, you're so fine I'd eat the shit outta your ass just to see where it came from."

11-03-2002, 03:44 PM	#11
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	Are you from Tennessee ?? (No why ?) Because you're the only Ten-I-See

11-03-2002, 03:44 PM	#13
Makingcoin Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Ditch Posts: 8,919	Nice shoes, wanna fuck? __________________ www.MAKINGCOIN.com icq. 166-662-831 "Start making large coin!" Daddy I Get Paid To Be A Whore - Coming Soon

11-03-2002, 03:49 PM	#14
DrunkenMaster Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: holland Posts: 71	Last edited by DrunkenMaster; 11-03-2002 at 03:51 PM..

11-03-2002, 03:59 PM	#18
Sticks Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sydney, AUSTRALIA Posts: 91	"I've lost my phone number", while fumbling in pockets ",..... can I have yours?"

11-03-2002, 04:46 PM	#20
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	Seriously use this one, it makes them laugh and they cant really shoot you down anyway..... "So you like stuff?" and you can follow it up with anything too

11-03-2002, 04:54 PM	#21
dirtyone Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: God's Country (Georgia) Posts: 3,706	I prefer to use actions instead of words... the subtle but effective ass pinch works... or the under used breast rub is nice too.... gets the point across better i think.

11-03-2002, 05:14 PM	#22
Rep Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 991	"Hey baby, I'm not that dirty." or my famous one liner... "My car always stalls when it sees a pretty girl." That always melts them.. __________________ who \| grep -i blonde \| date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep

11-03-2002, 10:15 PM	#23
hitman699 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 159	mines... bitch get in the fucking car ...now

11-03-2002, 11:21 PM	#25
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	If you like my name, you're gonna love my number! __________________ just a little bit naughty

11-03-2002, 11:25 PM	#26
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	sure i'm boring and have no charisma. but i'm a multi-millionaire!! __________________ we'll miss you our friend. RIP

11-03-2002, 11:25 PM	#27
Khorne Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 26	1) I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. 2) (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of those wet clothes. 3) Nice legs... What time do they open? 4) Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 5) You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 6) Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 7) I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm only one talking to you. 8) I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed thrasher, have you seen one? 9) I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. 10) Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me. 11) I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. 12) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 13) You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy. 14) I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. 15) If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by. 16) (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself. 17) You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. 18) You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions? 19) Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. 20) My name is ( )...remember that, you'll be screaming it later. 21) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? 22) Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. 23) I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? 24) Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I? 25) Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them.

11-04-2002, 12:00 AM	#30
railz Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,531	English accent. Nuff Said. Edit: Bollox - scratch that. Not had any in fucking ages, so it's gotta be crap. __________________ This Space for Rent

11-04-2002, 12:06 AM	#31
Triple 6 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: isN'T everything Posts: 5,394	Do you have any italian in you? No? Want some? (if she says yes) Want some more? __________________ SIG TOO SMALL! Maximum 1200x600 button and no more than 30 text lines of ALL SIZES and COLORS. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 6240x4800 instead of a 1024x800. Last edited by Triple 6; 11-04-2002 at 12:09 AM..

11-04-2002, 12:08 AM	#32
iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	"wanna go for a pizza and a fuck?" gets slapped "what the hell is wrong with you? dont you like pizza?

11-04-2002, 12:21 AM	#34
cool1g Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Hollyweird adjacent Posts: 977	16) (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.

11-04-2002, 01:26 AM	#36
p1mpdog So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 105	Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist. Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a fuck... (wait for a second gauging her reaction)...ing drink? Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag! Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy? Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck? I wanna put my thingy into your thingy. I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor. I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart...