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Halcyon · 10-14-2008, 10:33 AM

After reading about Porno Dan's Omelet exploits, I was inspired to blog

There are certain events that exemplify the state of the world at that particular time in history.
For example:
The hope of the nation in JFK's time was illustrated by a man walking on the moon.

Well, I recently saw a news article that highlighted a magical moment that similarly illustrates the cultural mindset of our current financial situation:
"Bukkake Shoot Robbed At Gunpoint."

From what I read, JM Productions was shooting a Bukkake-style shoot where the woman was going to eat a 71 man cum omelet.
Now, the fact that the a woman would eat the cum of 71 men scrambled up with egg and cheese is pretty telling as is.
But for someone to then rob the set? I mean...it's almost poetic.

But not to worry. The story has a happy ending. Despite the theft, "Ami Emerson was successful in her World Record Breaking attempt. She ate 71 loads of fried cum."

Actually, I suppose that's 71 happy endings.

***
p.s. I hope they catch the guy.

p.p.s.

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Mr. Cool Ice · 10-14-2008, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Halcyon

After reading about Porno Dan's Omelet exploits, I was inspired to blog

There are certain events that exemplify the state of the world at that particular time in history.
For example:
The hope of the nation in JFK's time was illustrated by a man walking on the moon.

Well, I recently saw a news article that highlighted a magical moment that similarly illustrates the cultural mindset of our current financial situation:
"Bukkake Shoot Robbed At Gunpoint."

From what I read, JM Productions was shooting a Bukkake-style shoot where the woman was going to eat a 71 man cum omelet.
Now, the fact that the a woman would eat the cum of 71 men scrambled up with egg and cheese is pretty telling as is.
But for someone to then rob the set? I mean...it's almost poetic.

But not to worry. The story has a happy ending. Despite the theft, "Ami Emerson was successful in her World Record Breaking attempt. She ate 71 loads of fried cum."

Actually, I suppose that's 71 happy endings.

***
p.s. I hope they catch the guy.

p.p.s.

There has never been a better time to promote FLASHCA$H's newest site, Ultimate Porn Zone. You see, when a man's stock portfolio is tanking, Ultimate Porn Zone may just be the best investment he can make!

30 Premium sites for the low price of $2.95? That is just smart spending. Ask your broker!

Abraham Lincoln once said, "Whatever you are, be a good one."

For that, I commend the girl for breaking this record. She set her mind to it and was the best little whore that she could be. Kudos to her.

With that said, WTF have we become as a people to even be turned on by such a thing, let alone ask someone to do this?

I agree with you that it was truly poetic that they were robbed. Karma has a funny way of balancing out the universe.

L-Pink · 10-14-2008, 10:39 AM

"eat a 71 man cum omelet"

How romantic

seeric · 10-14-2008, 10:45 AM

i almost puked when i heard they were doing this.

L-Pink · 10-14-2008, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

i almost puked when i heard they were doing this.

Hmmm ... A puke omelet, youtube here I come.

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 10-14-2008, 10:48 AM

omg thats disgusting.....

Halcyon · 10-14-2008, 11:04 AM

I think that would be an awesome Band name: "Cum Omelet At Gunpoint."

kizanth · 10-14-2008, 11:52 AM

So someone who is a die-hard vegetarian would eat egg-beaters or some other egg substitute.

In the case of a cum omelette, would that mean it'd have to be made from the cum of guys post-vasectomy?

Halcyon · 10-14-2008, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kizanth

So someone who is a die-hard vegetarian would eat egg-beaters or some other egg substitute.

In the case of a cum omelette, would that mean it'd have to be made from the cum of guys post-vasectomy?

That is an excellent question. Is sperm vegan?!

Doctor Feelgood · 10-14-2008, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon

That is an excellent question. Is sperm vegan?!

no its not

Halcyon · 10-14-2008, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Feelgood

no its not

for reals? Vegan girls have to spit!?

10-14-2008, 10:33 AM	#1
Halcyon Spread The Pink! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: TrampStampStudios.com Posts: 8,609	Sperm, Eggs, & The State of the Nation After reading about Porno Dan's Omelet exploits, I was inspired to blog There are certain events that exemplify the state of the world at that particular time in history. For example: The hope of the nation in JFK's time was illustrated by a man walking on the moon. Well, I recently saw a news article that highlighted a magical moment that similarly illustrates the cultural mindset of our current financial situation: "Bukkake Shoot Robbed At Gunpoint." From what I read, JM Productions was shooting a Bukkake-style shoot where the woman was going to eat a 71 man cum omelet. Now, the fact that the a woman would eat the cum of 71 men scrambled up with egg and cheese is pretty telling as is. But for someone to then rob the set? I mean...it's almost poetic. But not to worry. The story has a happy ending. Despite the theft, "Ami Emerson was successful in her World Record Breaking attempt. She ate 71 loads of fried cum." Actually, I suppose that's 71 happy endings. *** p.s. I hope they catch the guy. p.p.s. There has never been a better time to promote FLASHCA$H's newest site, Ultimate Porn Zone. You see, when a man's stock portfolio is tanking, Ultimate Porn Zone may just be the best investment he can make! 30 Premium sites for the low price of $2.95? That is just smart spending. Ask your broker! __________________ HAL on TEDx:

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10-14-2008, 11:04 AM	#7
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10-14-2008, 11:52 AM	#8
kizanth Registered User Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 5	So someone who is a die-hard vegetarian would eat egg-beaters or some other egg substitute. In the case of a cum omelette, would that mean it'd have to be made from the cum of guys post-vasectomy? __________________ I'm a gamer. Oh right, and I take care of adult webmasters as best as I can. Charlotte @ AEBN (352562605 ICQ)

10-14-2008, 10:39 AM	#3
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	"eat a 71 man cum omelet" How romantic

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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	i almost puked when i heard they were doing this.