After reading about Porno Dan's Omelet exploits, I was inspired to blog

There are certain events that exemplify the state of the world at that particular time in history.
For example:
The hope of the nation in JFK's time was illustrated by a man walking on the moon.
Well, I recently saw a news article that highlighted a magical moment that similarly illustrates the cultural mindset of our current financial situation:
"Bukkake Shoot Robbed At Gunpoint."
From what I read, JM Productions was shooting a Bukkake-style shoot where the woman was going to eat a 71 man cum omelet.
Now, the fact that the a woman would eat the cum of 71 men scrambled up with egg and cheese is pretty telling as is.
But for someone to then rob the set? I mean...it's almost poetic.
But not to worry. The story has a happy ending. Despite the theft, "Ami Emerson was successful in her World Record Breaking attempt. She ate 71 loads of fried cum."
Actually, I suppose that's 71 happy endings.
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p.s. I hope they catch the guy.
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