Yahoo Fires It's Exec over Porn Dispute - GoFuckYourself.com

Jon · 11-05-2002, 07:42 PM

http://www.bbspot.com/News/2002/11/fired.html

AWWWW YEAH!

too funny..

this one also rocks!

http://bbspot.com/news/2000/4/MS_Buys_Evil.html

Bobo · 11-05-2002, 07:45 PM

"He was fired for gross laziness" reports Diane Vice, Yahoo's Director of Consumer Porn. "I mean, it's okay to use company resources for fun stuff for fifteen minutes after lunch, to stimulate digestion by whipping up some nifty regular expression or obfuscating the break-condition in a for-loop, but this Munk-guy has a serious productivity problem. I told him get some professional help, but Fred didn't listen and continued to churn out code during work hours -- compulsively, obsessively, just sick!"

LOL That entire article is hilarious!

media · 11-05-2002, 07:56 PM

Man at least he was doing something semi productive for himself.. instead of something totally stupid.. fuck yahoo...

They need to find some fuckin 18 year old senior to review porn if they want dedication...

I should have a talk with my employee for always playing pimp wars on the clock..

Media

Webmasturbator · 11-05-2002, 08:36 PM

Duhhhhh...and you people take this article seriously. Its known as satire, in the same vein as the Onion.com

redshift · 11-05-2002, 08:48 PM

look at the very bottom

(C) 1999-2002 BBspot.
BBspot is a satirical news and comedy source and meant to be funny. If you are easily offended, gullible or don't have a sense of humor we suggest you go elsewhere

KingK7 · 11-05-2002, 08:51 PM

That article cant be real, as they have no adult submissions anymore. Not since they fucked everyone over on the Google merger.

Fatbrain · 11-05-2002, 08:54 PM

All I gotta say is:

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That was fucking great! It's going on the wall!

UnseenWorld · 11-05-2002, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bobo
"He was fired for gross laziness" reports Diane Vice, Yahoo's Director of Consumer Porn. "I mean, it's okay to use company resources for fun stuff for fifteen minutes after lunch, to stimulate digestion by whipping up some nifty regular expression or obfuscating the break-condition in a for-loop, but this Munk-guy has a serious productivity problem. I told him get some professional help, but Fred didn't listen and continued to churn out code during work hours -- compulsively, obsessively, just sick!"

LOL That entire article is hilarious!

'Munk contends that his programming was for the good of Yahoo, and that surfing porn was a "snoozefest. The first hacker's rule is: Don't waste your time with boring stuff. And what's more depressing and pathetic than browsing through tits, legs, twats and kink all day? Nothing gets me more excited than shooting out lines of code."'

How's THAT for one sick puppy?

11-05-2002, 07:42 PM	#1
Jon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 2,578	Yahoo Fires It's Exec over Porn Dispute http://www.bbspot.com/News/2002/11/fired.html AWWWW YEAH! too funny.. this one also rocks! http://bbspot.com/news/2000/4/MS_Buys_Evil.html __________________ WickedFire.com - Stay here. We don't need more of you. Not unless you have money, then, fine...

11-05-2002, 07:56 PM	#3
media Confirmed Moneymaker Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Eugene, OR It's Like Jail, Only with Trees! Posts: 9,852	Man at least he was doing something semi productive for himself.. instead of something totally stupid.. fuck yahoo... They need to find some fuckin 18 year old senior to review porn if they want dedication... I should have a talk with my employee for always playing pimp wars on the clock.. Media __________________ I'm here for the violence!

11-05-2002, 07:45 PM	#2
Bobo Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,253	"He was fired for gross laziness" reports Diane Vice, Yahoo's Director of Consumer Porn. "I mean, it's okay to use company resources for fun stuff for fifteen minutes after lunch, to stimulate digestion by whipping up some nifty regular expression or obfuscating the break-condition in a for-loop, but this Munk-guy has a serious productivity problem. I told him get some professional help, but Fred didn't listen and continued to churn out code during work hours -- compulsively, obsessively, just sick!" LOL That entire article is hilarious!

11-05-2002, 08:36 PM	#4
Webmasturbator So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Great White North Posts: 210	Duhhhhh...and you people take this article seriously. Its known as satire, in the same vein as the Onion.com

11-05-2002, 08:48 PM	#5
redshift Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: anus fuckin' yo mama Posts: 1,044	look at the very bottom (C) 1999-2002 BBspot. BBspot is a satirical news and comedy source and meant to be funny. If you are easily offended, gullible or don't have a sense of humor we suggest you go elsewhere

11-05-2002, 08:51 PM	#6
KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	That article cant be real, as they have no adult submissions anymore. Not since they fucked everyone over on the Google merger.

11-05-2002, 08:54 PM	#7
Fatbrain Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Mars Posts: 218	All I gotta say is: BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was fucking great! It's going on the wall!