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Jon	11-05-2002 07:42 PM

Yahoo Fires It's Exec over Porn Dispute

http://www.bbspot.com/News/2002/11/fired.html

AWWWW YEAH!

too funny..

this one also rocks!

http://bbspot.com/news/2000/4/MS_Buys_Evil.html

Bobo	11-05-2002 07:45 PM

"He was fired for gross laziness" reports Diane Vice, Yahoo's Director of Consumer Porn. "I mean, it's okay to use company resources for fun stuff for fifteen minutes after lunch, to stimulate digestion by whipping up some nifty regular expression or obfuscating the break-condition in a for-loop, but this Munk-guy has a serious productivity problem. I told him get some professional help, but Fred didn't listen and continued to churn out code during work hours -- compulsively, obsessively, just sick!"

LOL That entire article is hilarious!

media

11-05-2002 07:56 PM

Man at least he was doing something semi productive for himself.. instead of something totally stupid.. fuck yahoo...

They need to find some fuckin 18 year old senior to review porn if they want dedication...

I should have a talk with my employee for always playing pimp wars on the clock..

Media

Webmasturbator

11-05-2002 08:36 PM

Duhhhhh...and you people take this article seriously. Its known as satire, in the same vein as the Onion.com

redshift

11-05-2002 08:48 PM

look at the very bottom

(C) 1999-2002 BBspot.
BBspot is a satirical news and comedy source and meant to be funny. If you are easily offended, gullible or don't have a sense of humor we suggest you go elsewhere

KingK7

11-05-2002 08:51 PM

That article cant be real, as they have no adult submissions anymore. Not since they fucked everyone over on the Google merger.
:1orglaugh

Fatbrain

11-05-2002 08:54 PM

All I gotta say is:

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That was fucking great! It's going on the wall!

UnseenWorld

11-05-2002 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bobo
"He was fired for gross laziness" reports Diane Vice, Yahoo's Director of Consumer Porn. "I mean, it's okay to use company resources for fun stuff for fifteen minutes after lunch, to stimulate digestion by whipping up some nifty regular expression or obfuscating the break-condition in a for-loop, but this Munk-guy has a serious productivity problem. I told him get some professional help, but Fred didn't listen and continued to churn out code during work hours -- compulsively, obsessively, just sick!"

LOL That entire article is hilarious!

'Munk contends that his programming was for the good of Yahoo, and that surfing porn was a "snoozefest. The first hacker's rule is: Don't waste your time with boring stuff. And what's more depressing and pathetic than browsing through tits, legs, twats and kink all day? Nothing gets me more excited than shooting out lines of code."'

How's THAT for one sick puppy?

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