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Old 11-02-2002, 11:01 PM   #1
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Very Important Statement.

I've been working in this industry for almost a year now and I figured out a very important statement.


PEOPLE + CC + PORN = MONEY

I hope this can help people out when they are working on getting better sales.
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Old 11-02-2002, 11:03 PM   #2
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Errr well done.

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Old 11-02-2002, 11:03 PM   #3
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You needed a year to find that out ?
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Old 11-02-2002, 11:04 PM   #4
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Old 11-02-2002, 11:04 PM   #5
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You needed a year to find that out ?
He is doing better then some people.
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Old 11-02-2002, 11:05 PM   #6
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what a newb. did you hear about Alladvantage.com ?
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Old 11-02-2002, 11:09 PM   #7
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Wow, thats more than I've learned.

So far, this is the best I've come up with:

Monkeys + CC + Bannanas = Money
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Old 11-02-2002, 11:15 PM   #8
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what a newb. did you hear about Alladvantage.com ?

YEP! He read the ad you placed on alladvantage.com and everyone ran to porn so alladvantage went under. Didn't they?!

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Old 11-02-2002, 11:15 PM   #9
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Damn...I had it all fucked up. Thanks Eru.
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Old 11-02-2002, 11:25 PM   #10
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Kids + Dads Credit Card + Porn = Chargebacks

Webmaster + Porn + Accepting Checks = Bounced
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Old 11-02-2002, 11:29 PM   #11
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hrm..
what do you need people for?

cc+porn= $$$

All you need is about 2000 stolen credit cards, and you can be on the road to success, but if you are not careful.. you could be on the road to the federal pokey
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Old 11-02-2002, 11:31 PM   #12
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MEN + HARDON + GIRL = SPERM
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Old 11-03-2002, 12:24 AM   #13
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I also have another one:

WEBSITE + TRAFFIC = |SALES|

WEBSITE - TRAFFIC =-|SALES|

Sales is a probability. Quiet is one of those college smart-guys so he should help you out with the math on that one.
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Old 11-03-2002, 12:49 AM   #14
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Porn + Money + CC = Hawaii
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Old 11-03-2002, 12:49 AM   #15
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Probablility?! Eru, I think For some people sales is an Impossibility.
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Old 11-03-2002, 12:57 AM   #16
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i had this much figured out, but i guess that yours is shorter

100PEOPLE(.098) + PEOPLE + 2CC + PORN + CC = MONEY - PEOPLE(9.8) - 2CC


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Old 11-03-2002, 01:12 AM   #17
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Damn...I had it all fucked up. Thanks Eru.
So did I. Thanks Eru for pointing out the obvious to us!
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Old 11-03-2002, 01:13 AM   #18
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So did I. Thanks Eru for pointing out the obvious to us!
What obvious?
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Old 11-03-2002, 01:15 AM   #19
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Old 11-03-2002, 01:25 AM   #20
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natural selection is a very grim natural reaper.
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