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spacedog · 10-12-2008, 08:40 AM

Shittiest week ever. I need a bailout package

looking to sell asap;

prettygirlscash.com $50
prettygirlspee.com $100
prettygirlspass.com $50

Do you need hardlinks? I have various niches, site types and pr range from 0 to 2.. can do mixed bag package or bulk entire network, individual, etc...

Do you build galleries? How about guaranteed listings? Multisite listing, etc..

Banner ad space? hit me up..

Blog posts? hit me up..

Sig for sale too..

348-132-803

The Duck · 10-12-2008, 08:47 AM

I feel ya, my revenue almost came to a complete halt when the shit hit the fan

notime · 10-12-2008, 08:48 AM

Hit up Janh from www.ero-advertising.com
Sound program, no worries about payouts.
contact info on his site

Fletch XXX · 10-12-2008, 08:52 AM

good luck - vote obama !

mmcfadden · 10-12-2008, 08:53 AM

Sales sucked all week for me as well... yesterday saw some life.

hit me up at mmcfadden @ vstrippoker dot com... interested in link exchanges

Babaganoosh · 10-12-2008, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by spacedog

prettygirlscash.com $50

What happened to that GREAT program you launched without Visa? It's really a shock to see your program's domain listed here for $50. It really is.

OBAMA '08

spacedog · 10-12-2008, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

What happened to that GREAT program you launched without Visa? It's really a shock to see your program's domain listed here for $50. It really is.

OBAMA '08

I had visa you idiot and you know that. And yes it's for sale. I closed it back in January

Snake Doctor · 10-12-2008, 09:11 AM

How much to put an Obama08 banner in your sig?

Babaganoosh · 10-12-2008, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by spacedog

I had visa you idiot and you know that. And yes it's for sale. I closed it back in January

You did NOT have Visa until you started getting laughed at on GFY. Stop lying.

You're a failure. That makes me laugh.

CaptainAmerica · 10-12-2008, 09:14 AM

Spacedog, your business always sucked. Theres one person to blame: you.

You should go and find a real job where a boss tells you what to do. Youre way too fucking dumb to work on your own.

PurrrsianPussyKat · 10-12-2008, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

How much to put an Obama08 banner in your sig?

CaptainAmerica · 10-12-2008, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by spacedog

I had visa you idiot and you know that. And yes it's for sale. I closed it back in January

You didnt have it when you went public. Just another one fuck up on your huge lists of fuck ups. Cant you really see the bigger picture after all those years? Looks at what you managed to do so far...or more what you didnt manage to do. Youre a fucking loser Spacedog.

CaptainAmerica · 10-12-2008, 09:19 AM

And youre way too fucking arrogant as well. So many people told you not to waste time and money on that totally worthless webmaster program you opened but ofcourse, dumb arrogant idiot as you are you told everyone to piss off and look at it now. Its closed and gone. Like i said you dont have the brains to work on your own. You need people with more brains (basically everyone) to tell you what to do. Take this from me. I also have more brains than you.

Tat2Jr · 10-12-2008, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

How much to put an Obama08 banner in your sig?

spacedog · 10-12-2008, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainAmerica

You didnt have it when you went public. Just another one fuck up on your huge lists of fuck ups. Cant you really see the bigger picture after all those years? Looks at what you managed to do so far...or more what you didnt manage to do. Youre a fucking loser Spacedog.

DUH.. Because I went public on the same day CCBill approved it, nonetheless, Visa was activated a couple weeks later, so fuck off.

You personally and deliberately go out of your way to sabotage every single thing I do, and one day you're going to pay for it Franck.

You have been nothing but maliscious and you're fucking scum of the earth.

CaptainAmerica · 10-12-2008, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by spacedog

Because I went public on the same day CCBill approved it, nonetheless, Visa was activated a couple weeks later

You really dont have a clue about this whole webmaster thing do you

Man...just that sentence alone shows how fucking goddamn dumb you are.

spacedog · 10-12-2008, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainAmerica

You really dont have a clue about this whole webmaster thing do you

Man...just that sentence alone shows how fucking goddamn dumb you are.

Oh, but it was Ok when many others launched a site before Visa activation, right.. Did you personally go out of your way with the full intent of maliscious destruction? And you continue to use multiple nics to further your attacks and sabotage.

Oh, I know.. I must not have a fucking clue.. that's why I've been doing this full time with nothing else for the last 3 years, right?

Barefootsies · 10-12-2008, 09:49 AM

CyberHustler · 10-12-2008, 09:50 AM

You guys are mean...

spacedog · 10-12-2008, 09:52 AM

And for the record, the closure had nothing to do with success.. It's a matter of public record what happened.. Seems SOMEBODY WITH A VENDETTA hacked the server and deleted everything. I had other ventures with higher priority, so said fuck it and announced the closure.

CaptainAmerica · 10-12-2008, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by spacedog

that's why I've been doing this full time with nothing else for the last 3 years, right?

Yeah and thats what scares me

CaptainAmerica · 10-12-2008, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by spacedog

I had other ventures with higher priority, so said fuck it and announced the closure.

A 100 hits a day tgp?

That would easily double the money you made with the webmaster program.

Babaganoosh · 10-12-2008, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by spacedog

And for the record, the closure had nothing to do with success.. It's a matter of public record what happened.. Seems SOMEBODY WITH A VENDETTA hacked the server and deleted everything. I had other ventures with higher priority, so said fuck it and announced the closure.

A competent webmaster would have had:

1. A secure server. Only an idiot would launch a program on a server that isn't both secure and dedicated.

2. A backup system. Recovering from loss of data isn't a big deal for most of us. In fact, it's usually no more than a minor distraction. I just lost a drive due to a hardware failure a couple of months ago which killed 45 sites. I had incremental backups on a second drive and was back up and completely operational in less than 2 hours.

This is just another example of how stupid and incompetent you are. I hope there are 7-11s up there you can work at. Just don't fuck up selling Slurpees like you have fucked up in this business or you will find yourself out of work again.

CaptainAmerica · 10-12-2008, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

A competent webmaster would have had:

1. A secure server. Only an idiot would launch a program on a server that isn't both secure and dedicated.

2. A backup system. Recovering from loss of data isn't a big deal for most of us. In fact, it's usually no more than a minor distraction. I just lost a drive due to a hardware failure a couple of months ago which killed 45 sites. I had incremental backups on a second drive and was back up and completely operational in less than 2 hours.

This is just another example of how stupid and incompetent you are. I hope there are 7-11s up there you can work at. Just don't fuck up selling Slurpees like you have fucked up in this business or you will find yourself out of work again.

Running a webmaster program and not spending 100 a month on a back up system is so Spacedog

The guy is totally, and i really mean totally fucking clueless.

spacedog · 10-12-2008, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

A competent webmaster would have had:

1. A secure server. Only an idiot would launch a program on a server that isn't both secure and dedicated.

2. A backup system. Recovering from loss of data isn't a big deal for most of us. In fact, it's usually no more than a minor distraction. I just lost a drive due to a hardware failure a couple of months ago which killed 45 sites. I had incremental backups on a second drive and was back up and completely operational in less than 2 hours.

This is just another example of how stupid and incompetent you are. I hope there are 7-11s up there you can work at. Just don't fuck up selling Slurpees like you have fucked up in this business or you will find yourself out of work again.

The server was secure. It was one of the scripts used that was insecure and the attack was via mysql injection via one of the form text fields.

There was a backup, but the fucking server admin went to make a new backup, problem was that he was backing up an empty server and when he did so, he overwrote the original backup. I had the original html fies/content on my harddrive, but decided to throw in the towel on it since I was not motivated to reconfigure all the scripts/dB, etc and do the ftp of all the content. The first time I ftp everything took up almost a week.

I had other sites such as TGP, blogs, etc that were making far more money than the paysite.. Dude, I was so fucking pissed off about getting hacked that I lost interest in the paysites and just focused on salvaging everything else.

RobertD · 10-12-2008, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by spacedog

The server was secure. It was one of the scripts used that was insecure.......

That's what you get for using scripts with emotional problems.

fuzebox · 10-12-2008, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by spacedog

There was a backup, but the fucking server admin went to make a new backup, problem was that he was backing up an empty server and when he did so, he overwrote the original backup.

That's a beginner newbie admin mistake... If I were you I would have outted the host on GFY for incompetence.

CaptainAmerica · 10-12-2008, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by spacedog

I had other sites such as TGP, blogs, etc that were making far more money than the paysite..

Knowing that you make shit per month those paysites mustve sucked more than i thought.

CaptainAmerica · 10-12-2008, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spacedog

The server was secure. It was one of the scripts used that was insecure and the attack was via mysql injection via one of the form text fields.

There was a backup, but the fucking server admin went to make a new backup, problem was that he was backing up an empty server and when he did so, he overwrote the original backup. I had the original html fies/content on my harddrive, but decided to throw in the towel on it since I was not motivated to reconfigure all the scripts/dB, etc and do the ftp of all the content. The first time I ftp everything took up almost a week.

I had other sites such as TGP, blogs, etc that were making far more money than the paysite.. Dude, I was so fucking pissed off about getting hacked that I lost interest in the paysites and just focused on salvaging everything else.

Where the fuck do you host? Let me guess you used the cheapest host you can find? How does that work exactly? He does a manual back up once a month or what?

Its just so typical of how you run your stuff. Since youre on gfy ive read shitloads of threads from you where stuff was hacked, stolen, dissapeared, scripts not working etc etc. Maybe its just because you are so fucking goddamn dumb that everything around you fails. Ever thought of that?

Snake Doctor · 10-12-2008, 10:40 AM

Snake Doctor · 10-12-2008, 10:42 AM

Snake Doctor · 10-12-2008, 10:45 AM

WarChild · 10-12-2008, 10:45 AM

Wow I know I for one am surprised that Spacedog is a failure.

What's this World coming to? Next thing you know someone's going to try and tell me Pussyserver and Kandah are failures too! I tell ya!

Snake Doctor · 10-12-2008, 10:46 AM

CaptainAmerica · 10-12-2008, 10:47 AM

So let me see...youre that broke that you need to sell shitty ass domains for 50 bucks...your tgps make you way more than your paysites did. So based on this my guess is your paysites did 1 sale a month roughly?

Snake Doctor · 10-12-2008, 10:48 AM

Snake Doctor · 10-12-2008, 10:50 AM

Snake Doctor · 10-12-2008, 10:53 AM

DarkJedi · 10-12-2008, 10:58 AM

give the guy a break.

he's always been a hardworking chap, never acted an asshole and never tried scamming anyone.

why rip on him?

Babaganoosh · 10-12-2008, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Davey Jones

give the guy a break.

he's always been a hardworking chap, never acted an asshole and never tried scamming anyone.

why rip on him?

Clearly you've missed his recent political threads. That just fuels the hatred.

e-god · 10-12-2008, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

CaptainHowdy · 10-12-2008, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

... Sorry I had to laugh online at this.

aico · 10-12-2008, 11:18 AM

I am sure there is no connection between your recent lack of sales, and the amount of time you have spent on posting political threads.

sweetcuties · 10-12-2008, 02:47 PM

lmao, there's always unemployment

Manowar · 10-12-2008, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

thats awesome

Jarmusch · 10-12-2008, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

Dennis Rodman · 10-12-2008, 04:25 PM

Somone post the thread (or bump it) in which Spacedog comes to GFY and posts an ICQ log of himself having a fight with a SPAMbot and he was fucking clueless

Mutt · 10-12-2008, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

this is one of my all time Top 10 Internet thingies - i don't ever want to find out that it was the work of somebody intentionally trying to be funny. It most likely is but until i find out otherwise I am choosing to believe it.

tony286 · 10-12-2008, 04:40 PM

those are too funny

Bojangles · 10-12-2008, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

Hahahahahahahahaha. That's fucking awesome.

10-12-2008, 08:40 AM	#1
spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	Sales fucking suck.. Selling ads, links, domains, etc, etc. I need a bailout package Shittiest week ever. I need a bailout package looking to sell asap; prettygirlscash.com $50 prettygirlspee.com $100 prettygirlspass.com $50 Do you need hardlinks? I have various niches, site types and pr range from 0 to 2.. can do mixed bag package or bulk entire network, individual, etc... Do you build galleries? How about guaranteed listings? Multisite listing, etc.. Banner ad space? hit me up.. Blog posts? hit me up.. Sig for sale too.. 348-132-803

10-12-2008, 08:47 AM	#2
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10-12-2008, 08:52 AM	#4
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10-12-2008, 09:11 AM	#8
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10-12-2008, 09:14 AM	#10
CaptainAmerica So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 205	Spacedog, your business always sucked. Theres one person to blame: you. You should go and find a real job where a boss tells you what to do. Youre way too fucking dumb to work on your own. Last edited by CaptainAmerica; 10-12-2008 at 09:16 AM..

10-12-2008, 08:48 AM	#3
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10-12-2008, 08:53 AM	#5
mmcfadden So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: philly Posts: 5,099	Sales sucked all week for me as well... yesterday saw some life. hit me up at mmcfadden @ vstrippoker dot com... interested in link exchanges

10-12-2008, 09:19 AM	#13
CaptainAmerica So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 205	And youre way too fucking arrogant as well. So many people told you not to waste time and money on that totally worthless webmaster program you opened but ofcourse, dumb arrogant idiot as you are you told everyone to piss off and look at it now. Its closed and gone. Like i said you dont have the brains to work on your own. You need people with more brains (basically everyone) to tell you what to do. Take this from me. I also have more brains than you.

10-12-2008, 09:49 AM	#18
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10-12-2008, 09:50 AM	#19
CyberHustler Masterbaiter Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 26,490	You guys are mean...

10-12-2008, 09:52 AM	#20
spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	And for the record, the closure had nothing to do with success.. It's a matter of public record what happened.. Seems SOMEBODY WITH A VENDETTA hacked the server and deleted everything. I had other ventures with higher priority, so said fuck it and announced the closure.

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WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	Wow I know I for one am surprised that Spacedog is a failure. What's this World coming to? Next thing you know someone's going to try and tell me Pussyserver and Kandah are failures too! I tell ya! __________________ .

10-12-2008, 10:46 AM	#34
Snake Doctor I'm Lenny2 Bitch Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On top of my soapbox Posts: 13,449	__________________ sig too big

10-12-2008, 10:47 AM	#35
CaptainAmerica So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 205	So let me see...youre that broke that you need to sell shitty ass domains for 50 bucks...your tgps make you way more than your paysites did. So based on this my guess is your paysites did 1 sale a month roughly?

10-12-2008, 10:48 AM	#36
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10-12-2008, 10:53 AM	#38
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10-12-2008, 10:58 AM	#39
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	give the guy a break. he's always been a hardworking chap, never acted an asshole and never tried scamming anyone. why rip on him?

10-12-2008, 11:18 AM	#43
aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	I am sure there is no connection between your recent lack of sales, and the amount of time you have spent on posting political threads.

10-12-2008, 02:47 PM	#44
sweetcuties Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Somewhere Posts: 5,859	lmao, there's always unemployment __________________

10-12-2008, 04:25 PM	#47
Dennis Rodman So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,060	Somone post the thread (or bump it) in which Spacedog comes to GFY and posts an ICQ log of himself having a fight with a SPAMbot and he was fucking clueless

10-12-2008, 04:40 PM	#49
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	those are too funny