105-Year-Old Virgin Says Celibacy Key to Long Life - GoFuckYourself.com

xmas13 · 10-10-2008, 12:26 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20081010...t_081010104212
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,435645,00.html

LONDON (AFP) ? A woman who celebrated her 105th birthday this week said the secret to long life was celibacy, adding that she imagined sex was a "lot of hassle."

Clara Meadmore, who marked her birthday with a drop of wine at the Perran Bay nursing home in Cornwall, southwest England, also received a card from Queen Elizabeth II.

"People have asked me whether I am a homosexual and the answer is no," Meadmore said.

"I have just never been interested in sex.

"I imagine there is a lot of hassle involved and I have always been busy doing other things."

Born in Glasgow, Scotland, in 1903, Meadmore lived in Canada and New Zealand as a child before returning to Britain in her 20s to work as a secretary and housekeeper.

She served with the army in Egypt during World War II, and subsequently lived in London and New Zealand before retiring 40 years ago in Cornwall.

96ukssob · 10-10-2008, 12:28 PM

pffffft, id rather die at 70 and know i had a good life of sex than live to be old and wrinkly with no sex at 105

Shagbunny · 10-10-2008, 12:31 PM

*waits for first bozo to come along and say "id hit it"*

SiMpLe · 10-10-2008, 12:31 PM

and I say... FUCK THAT!

GigoloShawn · 10-10-2008, 12:35 PM

Oh great. I'm never gonna die.

baddog · 10-10-2008, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69

pffffft, id rather die at 70 and know i had a good life of sex than live to be old and wrinkly with no sex at 105

I'd take 30.

L-Pink · 10-10-2008, 12:45 PM

Talk about a lot of free time ...

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 10-10-2008, 02:12 PM

i bet she serviced herself like 20 times a day. i know i do!

Marky333 · 10-10-2008, 02:34 PM

I want a good life with lot of sex instead of 120 years with no sex.

CosmicTang · 10-10-2008, 02:35 PM

wow. No sex and a "drop" of wine on your 105th birthday.

that's living alright.

cool1 · 10-10-2008, 02:49 PM

easy to say after 105 yrs without sex

polle54 · 10-10-2008, 03:50 PM

Jesus christ

I cannot think of anything more sad than to grow a 105 years old and never enjoyed a fine shaved pussy

The Duck · 10-10-2008, 03:52 PM

any pics? maybe shes totally hot

NicAngel · 10-10-2008, 04:05 PM

don't believe a word she says. she has alzheimers. she's been fuckin for years.

woj · 10-10-2008, 04:33 PM

Eriic · 10-10-2008, 04:58 PM

If she wasn't a little ugly troll she could have had a lot of sex but she was really nasty looking and always picking her nose never helped.

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xmas13 Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: GFY Posts: 5,176	105-Year-Old Virgin Says Celibacy Key to Long Life http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20081010...t_081010104212 http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,435645,00.html LONDON (AFP) ? A woman who celebrated her 105th birthday this week said the secret to long life was celibacy, adding that she imagined sex was a "lot of hassle." Clara Meadmore, who marked her birthday with a drop of wine at the Perran Bay nursing home in Cornwall, southwest England, also received a card from Queen Elizabeth II. "People have asked me whether I am a homosexual and the answer is no," Meadmore said. "I have just never been interested in sex. "I imagine there is a lot of hassle involved and I have always been busy doing other things." Born in Glasgow, Scotland, in 1903, Meadmore lived in Canada and New Zealand as a child before returning to Britain in her 20s to work as a secretary and housekeeper. She served with the army in Egypt during World War II, and subsequently lived in London and New Zealand before retiring 40 years ago in Cornwall. __________________ ICQ 557504926

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