105-Year-Old Virgin Says Celibacy Key to Long Life
 

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LONDON (AFP) ? A woman who celebrated her 105th birthday this week said the secret to long life was celibacy, adding that she imagined sex was a "lot of hassle."

Clara Meadmore, who marked her birthday with a drop of wine at the Perran Bay nursing home in Cornwall, southwest England, also received a card from Queen Elizabeth II.

"People have asked me whether I am a homosexual and the answer is no," Meadmore said.

"I have just never been interested in sex.

"I imagine there is a lot of hassle involved and I have always been busy doing other things."

Born in Glasgow, Scotland, in 1903, Meadmore lived in Canada and New Zealand as a child before returning to Britain in her 20s to work as a secretary and housekeeper.

She served with the army in Egypt during World War II, and subsequently lived in London and New Zealand before retiring 40 years ago in Cornwall.

pffffft, id rather die at 70 and know i had a good life of sex than live to be old and wrinkly with no sex at 105

*waits for first bozo to come along and say "id hit it"*

and I say... FUCK THAT!

Oh great. I'm never gonna die. :Oh crap

I'd take 30.

Talk about a lot of free time ...

i bet she serviced herself like 20 times a day. i know i do!

I want a good life with lot of sex instead of 120 years with no sex.

wow. No sex and a "drop" of wine on your 105th birthday.

that's living alright.

easy to say after 105 yrs without sex

Jesus christ

I cannot think of anything more sad than to grow a 105 years old and never enjoyed a fine shaved pussy

any pics? maybe shes totally hot

don't believe a word she says. she has alzheimers. she's been fuckin for years.

:error:error:1orglaugh:helpme

If she wasn't a little ugly troll she could have had a lot of sex but she was really nasty looking and always picking her nose never helped.