My House got egged last night - GoFuckYourself.com

SleazyDream · 11-02-2002, 12:18 PM

Not halloween, but last night (fri) - about 3 am i heard something and I thought it was the dog door but my pooch was sleeping at the foot of my bed. Fearing some animal got into the house I turned on the lights and took a look. Nothing - I went back to bed. This morning there was egg all over my windows. (dog door leads to a fensed in area)

I think I know who it was (95% sure) - a spoiled brat kid (about grade 8-9 now) tried to steal a paper route job from a mentally handicaped person in town about a year ago and I stopped it. Long story but it ended up with his father comming to my home and threatening me (mostly cause he's a dumbass bigot against handicaped people) and the coward didn't realize that I don't take threats well. I chased him off my yard challenging him to folow through with his threats to beat the crap out of me (real tough guy running with his tail between his legs) and he ended up with a police record over it. Idiot though that he had a legal right to come to someone's home and physically threaten them and then when he got the tables turned on him wa wa wa. He was VERY lucky I didn't catch him as legally I had the right to kill that mother fucker after he came to my home and made a threat on my life in my home. Anyway, I know this is from his kid.

I doubt the kid knows that I know it was him, these people are realy that dumb. The father doesn't even have the guts to look at me when I pass him in town for the last year, and I make it a point to stare straight at him when I see him just cause I'm an asshole and I have absolutly no tolerance for people who are bigoted against handicaped people. My wife says just let it go but my evil mind says that I should buy a carton of eggs and leave it on their doorstep with a note that says simply "I know what you did"

I'm sure the dad doesn't know the kid did this, and I doubt the kid would ever tell the dad, but the kid would piss his pants if he got a note and carton of eggs on the doorstep.

thoughts?

pr0 · 11-02-2002, 12:21 PM

Wait for him one night to get home with his dad, bring a baseball bat & a carton of eggs

chass · 11-02-2002, 12:23 PM

Fuck them......leave at their door a big fat raunchy smelling piece of dump! Oh...and the eggs too!

pr0 · 11-02-2002, 12:24 PM

If you really want to get the message accross, leave a horse head on the front lawn.

Rep · 11-02-2002, 12:25 PM

Have a tranny real-doll made of his dad and prop it up in their yard.

Muff · 11-02-2002, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
Not halloween, but last night (fri) - about 3 am i heard something and I thought it was the dog door but my pooch was sleeping at the foot of my bed. Fearing some animal got into the house I turned on the lights and took a look. Nothing - I went back to bed. This morning there was egg all over my windows. (dog door leads to a fensed in area)

I think I know who it was (95% sure) - a spoiled brat kid (about grade 8-9 now) tried to steal a paper route job from a mentally handicaped person in town about a year ago and I stopped it. Long story but it ended up with his father comming to my home and threatening me (mostly cause he's a dumbass bigot against handicaped people) and the coward didn't realize that I don't take threats well. I chased him off my yard challenging him to folow through with his threats to beat the crap out of me (real tough guy running with his tail between his legs) and he ended up with a police record over it. Idiot though that he had a legal right to come to someone's home and physically threaten them and then when he got the tables turned on him wa wa wa. He was VERY lucky I didn't catch him as legally I had the right to kill that mother fucker after he came to my home and made a threat on my life in my home. Anyway, I know this is from his kid.

I doubt the kid knows that I know it was him, these people are realy that dumb. The father doesn't even have the guts to look at me when I pass him in town for the last year, and I make it a point to stare straight at him when I see him just cause I'm an asshole and I have absolutly no tolerance for people who are bigoted against handicaped people. My wife says just let it go but my evil mind says that I should buy a carton of eggs and leave it on their doorstep with a note that says simply "I know what you did"

I'm sure the dad doesn't know the kid did this, and I doubt the kid would ever tell the dad, but the kid would piss his pants if he got a note and carton of eggs on the doorstep.

thoughts?

Take some pictures of his wife. Have one of your designer buddies crop her face on to a simlar body of some amateur posrnstar in action and than mail the pictures to him. Or you could take pics of his kid and do the same thing except gay content.

ColKurtz · 11-02-2002, 12:32 PM

sorry about that

gothweb · 11-02-2002, 12:33 PM

I always sortof envisioned you as the Mr. Wilson of the adult industry. ;)

"Dennis!"

DarkJedi · 11-02-2002, 12:33 PM

yeah, and place an add with the URL in some local newspaper

Sly_RJ · 11-02-2002, 12:33 PM

Haha! You da man Sleazy.

Fletch XXX · 11-02-2002, 12:36 PM

BUAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Morgan · 11-02-2002, 12:37 PM

You chased him in your wheelchair??? All cuz he stole yer paper route???

sherbert · 11-02-2002, 12:39 PM

there are a million and one ways to get revenge
but the oldies are the best...

throw a brick at their window and run!

dickblast · 11-02-2002, 12:39 PM

put bologna on his car

SleazyDream · 11-02-2002, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rep
Have a tranny real-doll made of his dad and prop it up in their yard.

cool

Pipecrew · 11-02-2002, 12:56 PM

shitty deal....... Just do what city folk around here do..... Find out the guys name and spray paint

"[Name] has aids"

on there garage doors

kmanrox · 11-02-2002, 12:59 PM

oh man sleazy, your fanclub is gonna have a field day with this one ;-)

thatdykeliz · 11-02-2002, 01:09 PM

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Originally posted by dickblast
put bologna on his car

Heh -- or write shit on his car with toothpaste. That'll take the paint off in the shape of the words when they try to clean it off...

corvette · 11-02-2002, 01:16 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
I think I know who it was - a spoiled brat kid tried to steal a paper route job from a mentally handicaped person in town about a year ago

nope, your wrong, it was me

it was a long drive and its really cold up there

just got back

corvette · 11-02-2002, 01:17 PM

taking the snow tires off now

SleazyDream · 11-02-2002, 01:25 PM

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Originally posted by corvett

nope, your wrong, it was me

it was a long drive and its really cold up there

just got back

Wait a minuit you're the little spoilt brat who likes to try and take jobs away from mentally handicaped people cause you're incapable of getting employment elsewhere. now I remember you................

Jon · 11-02-2002, 01:31 PM

sounds like a redneck fight..

beemk · 11-02-2002, 01:31 PM

it was labret

jimmy3way · 11-02-2002, 01:37 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

Wait a minuit you're the little spoilt brat who likes to try and take jobs away from mentally handicaped people cause you're incapable of getting employment elsewhere. now I remember you................

You know I have always wanted to open a movie theatre and employ only mentally challeneged people.

It's the perfect job for them...see regular teeagers just resent having to work at the movies so they're always surly and in a bad mood cos they hate their jobs. The thing is there is nothing in a movie theatre a mentally challenged person cannot do except run the projector...it's a perfect fit.

As for the egging ...Sleazy aren't you like a billionaire? Take pity on some mean ass redneck's kid, look at it this way: the kid's dad probably went home after you chased him off and gave the kid the beating of his life for losing his job to a 'retard' so in the kid's mind YOU were responsible for him getting his ass kicked up and down the house by his dad.

What you SHOULD do is put a stop to the cycle of violence this kid is trapped in by going to the kid's house and telling him you'll give him $250 to clean up your house, because you haven't got the time.

Then he's got a job, and he learns a lesson about the world: not everyone is a dick like his drunken redneck father.

jimmy3way · 11-02-2002, 01:40 PM

Besides what's $250 Canadian? Like 30 USD?

TeraBabes · 11-02-2002, 01:43 PM

Are you sure it wasn't [Labret]?

I mean, are you REALLY sure???

Sly_RJ · 11-02-2002, 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by jimmy3way

As for the egging ...Sleazy aren't you like a billionaire? Take pity on some mean ass redneck's kid, look at it this way: the kid's dad probably went home after you chased him off and gave the kid the beating of his life for losing his job to a 'retard' so in the kid's mind YOU were responsible for him getting his ass kicked up and down the house by his dad.

What you SHOULD do is put a stop to the cycle of violence this kid is trapped in by going to the kid's house and telling him you'll give him $250 to clean up your house, because you haven't got the time.

Then he's got a job, and he learns a lesson about the world: not everyone is a dick like his drunken redneck father.

Reward the kid for egging his house? Which lesson would he be learning? Vandalize someone's house, they'll give you money!

corvette · 11-02-2002, 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

Wait a minute you're the little spoiled brat who likes to try and take jobs away from mentally handicapped people because you're incapable of getting employment elsewhere. now I remember you................

yep, I was concerned about my position with CCBill/Cavecreek in Arizona and a friend told me about a situation in Northern Manitoba concerning a possibly unqualified employee on a certain paper route...who can pass up the chance to ride by sleazys house and throw stuff at it?

the coup didn't work, I couldn't pass the eligibility test

but you are right about the spoiled brat part, took me years to accept it

edit = i had to edit the spelling in the quote, i just had to...sorry sleazy

SleazyDream · 11-02-2002, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeraBabes
Are you sure it wasn't [Labret]?

I mean, are you REALLY sure???

well I was fucking his junky girlfriend the other week, she needed $20 for a rock and I had some change in my pocket.......

SleazyDream · 11-02-2002, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by corvett

yep, I was concerned about my position with CCBill/Cavecreek in Arizona and a friend told me about a situation in Northern Manitoba concerning a possibly unqualified employee on a certain paper route...who can pass up the chance to ride by sleazys house and throw stuff at it?

the coup didn¡'t work, I couldn¡'t pass the eligibility test

but you are right about the spoiled brat part, took me years to accept it

thank god you didn't get the job - all I need is cave creek flyers stuffed into my newspaper

jimmy3way · 11-02-2002, 01:50 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Reward the kid for egging his house? Which lesson would he be learning? Vandalize someone's house, they'll give you money!

Oh yeah I forgot, nobody gets forgiven for making mistakes any more. Let's send him to prison! That'll fix the little prick!

And you people wonder why kids are killing people.

It's just fucking eggs. Yeah reward the kid. Hell yeah.

God fucking forbid anybody ever steps into a kid's life and tries to help him by doing something positive instead of treating him like Hannibal.

I'll never understand people who would rather hit a kid than help them.

corvette · 11-02-2002, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream

thank god you didn't get the job - all I need is cave creek flyers stuffed into my newspaper

haha

SleazyDream · 11-02-2002, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmy3way

Oh yeah I forgot, nobody gets forgiven for making mistakes any more. Let's send him to prison! That'll fix the little prick!

And you people wonder why kids are killing people.

It's just fucking eggs. Yeah reward the kid. Hell yeah.

God fucking forbid anybody ever steps into a kid's life and tries to help him by doing something positive instead of treating him like Hannibal.

I'll never understand people who would rather hit a kid than help them.

it's the parents that teach their kids shit like this. My wife's a teacher (kindergarten in another town 30 miles away) - and it seems that 100% of the time the trouble maker kids have trouble maker parents.

If we execute the parents the kids would goto good foster homes and we wouldn't have a problem anymore

Sly_RJ · 11-02-2002, 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by jimmy3way

Oh yeah I forgot, nobody gets forgiven for making mistakes any more. Let's send him to prison! That'll fix the little prick!

And you people wonder why kids are killing people.

It's just fucking eggs. Yeah reward the kid. Hell yeah.

God fucking forbid anybody ever steps into a kid's life and tries to help him by doing something positive instead of treating him like Hannibal.

I'll never understand people who would rather hit a kid than help them.

Haha. Daddy must have hit you often.

jimmy3way · 11-02-2002, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream

it's the parents that teach their kids shit like this. My wife's a teacher (kindergarten in another town 30 miles away) - and it seems that 100% of the time the trouble maker kids have trouble maker parents.

If we execute the parents the kids would goto good foster homes and we wouldn't have a problem anymore

That's exactly why I said what I said...why don't you take upon yourself to prove to the kid that not every adult is a fucker like his parents.

Sly_RJ · 11-02-2002, 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by jimmy3way

That's exactly why I said what I said...why don't you take upon yourself to prove to the kid that not every adult is a fucker like his parents.

Have the kid clean up the mess. Make him a ham sandwich, couple chips, and a soda for lunch. Don't pay him, that's stupid as hell.

jimmy3way · 11-02-2002, 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Haha. Daddy must have hit you often.

Actually no...so you're saying because I don't want to abuse kids I'm a pussy?

Sly_RJ · 11-02-2002, 01:59 PM

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Originally posted by jimmy3way

Actually no...so you're saying because I don't want to abuse kids I'm a pussy?

So you're saying punishing a teenage, TEENAGE, kid for his wrong doings makes someone an abuser?

beemk · 11-02-2002, 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by jimmy3way
Besides what's $250 Canadian? Like 30 USD?

nah, at least 35

corvette · 11-02-2002, 02:02 PM

hmmm, gets me thinking

Find him, threaten to tell his dad about it, help him get the paper route job, and get him to stamp your referrer link code above the fold on the front page

or maybe even replace the front page of the paper each day with a big headline ?Breaking news, just in?SleazyDream.com has More Stories, More pictures than before!!!?

Sly_RJ · 11-02-2002, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by jimmy3way

Actually no...so you're saying because I don't want to abuse kids I'm a pussy?

Punk ass kids get away with murder, literally and figuratively, all the time. I don't think slapping them on the wrist is the answer. I remember being 13-15. My friends would say "hey let's ditch class, they won't do anything to us anyway, we can get away with anything." And its true.

Kids aren't stupid. They just know how to play the game that too many adults let them play. They need to know their boundaries. Once the boundaries are set, things get much easier.

Kimmykim · 11-02-2002, 02:04 PM

I quite like the idea Sleazy... ;)

playa · 11-02-2002, 02:07 PM

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Originally posted by dickblast
put bologna on his car

what does that do?

Fletch XXX · 11-02-2002, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream

well I was fucking his junky girlfriend the other week,

Amazing.

The Obese picking on the thin? Has that girl done anything to you?

What a fucking pussy.

XXXPaysiteDesign · 11-02-2002, 02:17 PM

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Originally posted by playa

what does that do?

takes the paint off the car

playa · 11-02-2002, 02:21 PM

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Originally posted by XXXPaysiteDesign

takes the paint off the car

bologna on a car takes the paint off?
shit i eat it all the time,,

MiLo · 11-02-2002, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by XXXPaysiteDesign
takes the paint off the car

Damn, never underestimate the destructive
power of meat products.

MiLo · 11-02-2002, 02:27 PM

BTW a more effective paint-removing revenge-scheme system
is car brake fluid. Works like a fucking charm.

SleazyDream · 11-02-2002, 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by playa

bologna on a car takes the paint off?
shit i eat it all the time,,

I'll bet there's no paint left in your intestines either

fiveyes · 11-02-2002, 02:46 PM

Before dealing with a "possible" suspect, I'd take care of the problem at home-

A DOG THAT SLEEPS THROUGH A HOUSE EGGING!!!

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SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	My House got egged last night Not halloween, but last night (fri) - about 3 am i heard something and I thought it was the dog door but my pooch was sleeping at the foot of my bed. Fearing some animal got into the house I turned on the lights and took a look. Nothing - I went back to bed. This morning there was egg all over my windows. (dog door leads to a fensed in area) I think I know who it was (95% sure) - a spoiled brat kid (about grade 8-9 now) tried to steal a paper route job from a mentally handicaped person in town about a year ago and I stopped it. Long story but it ended up with his father comming to my home and threatening me (mostly cause he's a dumbass bigot against handicaped people) and the coward didn't realize that I don't take threats well. I chased him off my yard challenging him to folow through with his threats to beat the crap out of me (real tough guy running with his tail between his legs) and he ended up with a police record over it. Idiot though that he had a legal right to come to someone's home and physically threaten them and then when he got the tables turned on him wa wa wa. He was VERY lucky I didn't catch him as legally I had the right to kill that mother fucker after he came to my home and made a threat on my life in my home. Anyway, I know this is from his kid. I doubt the kid knows that I know it was him, these people are realy that dumb. The father doesn't even have the guts to look at me when I pass him in town for the last year, and I make it a point to stare straight at him when I see him just cause I'm an asshole and I have absolutly no tolerance for people who are bigoted against handicaped people. My wife says just let it go but my evil mind says that I should buy a carton of eggs and leave it on their doorstep with a note that says simply "I know what you did" I'm sure the dad doesn't know the kid did this, and I doubt the kid would ever tell the dad, but the kid would piss his pants if he got a note and carton of eggs on the doorstep. thoughts? __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

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corvette Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: scottsdale Posts: 7,880	hmmm, gets me thinking Find him, threaten to tell his dad about it, help him get the paper route job, and get him to stamp your referrer link code above the fold on the front page or maybe even replace the front page of the paper each day with a big headline ?Breaking news, just in?SleazyDream.com has More Stories, More pictures than before!!!? __________________ If you need a good company for check writing services, then check out checkissuing, and for webhosting, check out Phoenix NAP

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