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SleazyDream · 11-02-2002, 02:47 PM

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Originally posted by fiveyes
Before dealing with a "possible" suspect, I'd take care of the problem at home-

A DOG THAT SLEEPS THROUGH A HOUSE EGGING!!!

basset hounds really really value their sleep. mine growls at me if I even try and pet him after midnight when he's power sleeping.

421Fill · 11-02-2002, 02:52 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

I doubt the kid knows that I know it was him, these people are realy that dumb. The father doesn't even have the guts to look at me when I pass him in town for the last year, and I make it a point to stare straight at him when I see him just cause I'm an asshole and I have absolutly no tolerance for people who are bigoted against handicaped people. My wife says just let it go but my evil mind says that I should buy a carton of eggs and leave it on their doorstep with a note that says simply "I know what you did"

I'm sure the dad doesn't know the kid did this, and I doubt the kid would ever tell the dad, but the kid would piss his pants if he got a note and carton of eggs on the doorstep.

thoughts?

I know people this dumb, too. Cracks me up that they really think that people aren't wise to them.

I like the subtle approach that you first suggest. ;)

funkmaster · 11-02-2002, 02:58 PM

"edit = i had to edit the spelling in the quote, i just had to...sorry sleazy"

... hahaha !!

... sleazy, buy some pumkins and go around their house !!

maxcom · 11-02-2002, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Have the kid clean up the mess. Make him a ham sandwich, couple chips, and a soda for lunch. Don't pay him, that's stupid as hell.

mmm... bastard made me hungry

quiet · 11-02-2002, 03:41 PM

i love the idea. be sure to keep your prints off of the note and egg carton.

Fletch XXX · 11-02-2002, 03:43 PM

salting lawns is always a good way to get at someone, specially if mom is a Gardenin Type.

couple 10 lb bags spread evenly. The morning dew will 'do' the rest. or their sprinklers if ya time it right.

;)

SleazyDream · 11-02-2002, 03:43 PM

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Originally posted by quiet
i love the idea. be sure to keep your prints off of the note and egg carton.

now that i think about it, i might be able to get prints from the egg shells and it wouldn't be too hard to compare those to a sample of the kids prints (pretty easy to get) and KNOW for sure......(not like I dont' already know)

BradShaw · 11-02-2002, 03:45 PM

Good to see you look out for your OWN.

SleazyDream · 11-02-2002, 03:47 PM

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Originally posted by BradShaw
Good to see you look out for your OWN.

someone has too - not like you're gona spring for a hotel for me or anything...even if I did send you some signups.....

TeraBabes · 11-02-2002, 03:48 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

now that i think about it, i might be able to get prints from the egg shells and it wouldn't be too hard to compare those to a sample of the kids prints (pretty easy to get) and KNOW for sure......(not like I dont' already know)

I'll be impressed if you pull that off. You got friends at CSI or something?

Turboface · 11-02-2002, 03:51 PM

Unleash HELL.

Rep · 11-02-2002, 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
oh man sleazy, your fanclub is gonna have a field day with this one ;-)

sleazy has a fanclub?

are there club cards and a newsletter?

SleazyDream · 11-02-2002, 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by TeraBabes

I'll be impressed if you pull that off. You got friends at CSI or something?

dusting for prints is easy. didnt' you ever do that as a kid? I had this kids crime lap kid that I used to play with all the time. loads of fun. egg shells hold a print really well, now if it was on cloth or something difficult I would have a problem, but a clean print on an eggshell isn't all that hard to get - if there is one on the egg shell remains.

getting the kids prints isn't that hard - my wife;s a teacher, she could just ask the kids teacher for a slip of paper the kid handled.

Spoonie Luv · 11-02-2002, 04:41 PM

wait until easter and throw a bunch of dead rabbits at their house

mrthumbs · 11-02-2002, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

basset hounds really really value their sleep. mine growls at me if I even try and pet him after midnight when he's power sleeping.

humans and pets sure seem to like you

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