Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane.... - GoFuckYourself.com

RRRED · 10-03-2008, 04:27 PM

Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane He
turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and
said to the Obama, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the Obama. 'How about What Changes I Should
Make To America ?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow
turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?'

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to

change America when you don't know crap?

hehe

tony286 · 10-03-2008, 04:29 PM

not that funny.

FrankWhite · 10-03-2008, 04:31 PM

this joke as old as internets.

Brujah · 10-03-2008, 05:03 PM

Did you really think that was a funny joke?

Intervader · 10-03-2008, 05:07 PM

I kinda laughed... It would have been much funnier as a Palin joke tho.. just sayin

gornyhuy · 10-03-2008, 05:29 PM

Weak. weak. weak.

Iron Fist · 10-03-2008, 05:34 PM

The Obama... saw that a mile away.

Just_Dave · 10-03-2008, 05:38 PM

that was not bad

Redrob · 10-03-2008, 05:40 PM

It applies to just about anybody.....

marketsmart · 10-03-2008, 05:45 PM

Fail...........

Bojangles · 10-03-2008, 06:27 PM

Not too bad.

RRRED · 10-03-2008, 06:31 PM

Oh blah gimmie a break.. my dad sent it. Yeah it applies to anyone pretty much. Yes I'm easily amused....

carol.prime · 10-06-2008, 09:17 AM

old and not funny!.

bronco67 · 10-06-2008, 09:30 AM

Yeah, right. Like a little girl would use the word excrete.

Redmanthatcould · 10-06-2008, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carol.prime

old and not funny!.

Heh...I liked this response the best.

brassmonkey · 10-06-2008, 09:35 AM

hes running for pres not a poopoligist

Useless Warrior · 10-06-2008, 10:24 AM

Palin could have answered that question. Of course, she doesn't no fuck-all about the economy, foreign affairs, defense, or even what the roll of VP is.

Also, it's really rather idiotic to have a "you don't know crap" statement about Obama when even the Republicans acknowledge that he's by far the most intelligent guy in the game.

pornguy · 10-06-2008, 10:34 AM

average.

seeandsee · 10-06-2008, 10:36 AM

good joke but Mccain should feet Obama place

CDSmith · 10-06-2008, 10:45 AM

I wonder what the little girl's answer would be as to the discrepancies in the shape and consistency of the various craps?

We never did get to hear it.

Who was she? Since it's an old joke maybe she's grown up by now. Is she in politics? Sounds like someone who might be worthy of voting for.

A politician who knows crap. Imagine. :D

BOSS1 · 10-06-2008, 10:50 AM

pretty lame

StuartD · 10-06-2008, 10:52 AM

Farm animal poop.
Serious business.

klinton · 10-06-2008, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

I wonder what the little girl's answer would be as to the discrepancies in the shape and consistency of the various craps?

We never did get to hear it.

Who was she? Since it's an old joke maybe she's grown up by now. Is she in politics? Sounds like someone who might be worthy of voting for.

A politician who knows crap. Imagine. :D

Triple10Terry · 10-06-2008, 11:58 AM

Knee Slapper!!

escorpio · 10-06-2008, 12:03 PM

Hate crime!

BVF · 10-06-2008, 12:09 PM

RRRED · 10-06-2008, 12:32 PM

Omg...

Stop bumping this thread!! lol

I thought it was hilarious... In a knee slapping retarded way... the little girls comment, not that she was talking to obama...

I must be the only one never to hear that joke.

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 10-06-2008, 12:34 PM

lol that was pretty funny

Kudles · 10-07-2008, 11:22 AM

Not so funny

tiger · 10-07-2008, 12:40 PM

Pretty lame.

D-Money · 10-07-2008, 12:57 PM

My parents would love that and send it to all of their friends with each email in the "CC" field.

2012 · 10-07-2008, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF

Jman · 10-07-2008, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrankWhite

this joke as old as internets.

Al Gore invented that Joke

Libertine · 10-07-2008, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

Omg...

Stop bumping this thread!! lol

I thought it was hilarious... In a knee slapping retarded way... the little girls comment, not that she was talking to obama...

I must be the only one never to hear that joke.

It's not all that funny, but the negative comments are not because it's an old joke. They're because it's about Obama. Had it been about McCain, people would have posted positive comments. Had it been about Sarkozy, people wouldn't have posted at all.

We're living in an age of fanboys.

NTSS · 10-07-2008, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intervader

I kinda laughed... It would have been much funnier as a Palin joke tho.. just sayin

yeah i agree

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RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane.... Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane He turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the Obama, 'What would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don't know,' said the Obama. 'How about What Changes I Should Make To America ?' and he smiles. 'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?' Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.' To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don't know crap? hehe

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RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	Omg... Stop bumping this thread!! lol I thought it was hilarious... In a knee slapping retarded way... the little girls comment, not that she was talking to obama... I must be the only one never to hear that joke.

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