Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane....
 

Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane He
turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and
said to the Obama, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the Obama. 'How about What Changes I Should
Make To America ?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow
turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?'

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to

change America when you don't know crap?

hehe

not that funny.

this joke as old as internets.

Did you really think that was a funny joke?

I kinda laughed... It would have been much funnier as a Palin joke tho.. just sayin

Weak. weak. weak.

The Obama... saw that a mile away.

that was not bad

It applies to just about anybody.....

Fail...........

Not too bad.

Oh blah gimmie a break.. my dad sent it. Yeah it applies to anyone pretty much. Yes I'm easily amused....

old and not funny!.




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Yeah, right. Like a little girl would use the word excrete.

Heh...I liked this response the best.

hes running for pres not a poopoligist

Palin could have answered that question. Of course, she doesn't no fuck-all about the economy, foreign affairs, defense, or even what the roll of VP is.

Also, it's really rather idiotic to have a "you don't know crap" statement about Obama when even the Republicans acknowledge that he's by far the most intelligent guy in the game.

average.

good joke but Mccain should feet Obama place

I wonder what the little girl's answer would be as to the discrepancies in the shape and consistency of the various craps?

We never did get to hear it.

Who was she? Since it's an old joke maybe she's grown up by now. Is she in politics? Sounds like someone who might be worthy of voting for.

A politician who knows crap. Imagine. :D

pretty lame :)

Farm animal poop.
Serious business.

:winkwink:

Knee Slapper!!

Hate crime!

Omg... :1orglaugh Stop bumping this thread!! lol

I thought it was hilarious... In a knee slapping retarded way... the little girls comment, not that she was talking to obama...

I must be the only one never to hear that joke.

lol that was pretty funny

Not so funny

Pretty lame.

My parents would love that and send it to all of their friends with each email in the "CC" field.

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Al Gore invented that Joke :1orglaugh

It's not all that funny, but the negative comments are not because it's an old joke. They're because it's about Obama. Had it been about McCain, people would have posted positive comments. Had it been about Sarkozy, people wouldn't have posted at all.

We're living in an age of fanboys.

yeah i agree