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Old 10-02-2008, 05:01 PM   #1
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Sperm Bank wants to pay me $2500 for 6 oz of my cum

They need sperm from beautiful people like myself , so I was offered 2500 per load....

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Old 10-02-2008, 05:02 PM   #2
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Did you tell them you only supply in 30oz loads?
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Old 10-02-2008, 05:03 PM   #3
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so you gotta make 12 trips to get that cup full?
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Old 10-02-2008, 05:03 PM   #4
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Did you tell them you only supply in 30oz loads?
I just give em a few drops , the rest i destroy
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Old 10-02-2008, 05:04 PM   #5
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i just rubbed one out , it was a 12 ox load , that 5k right there on a Kleenex
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Old 10-02-2008, 05:17 PM   #6
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Old 10-02-2008, 07:07 PM   #7
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I see you're telling those duck tales again huh?

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Old 10-02-2008, 07:12 PM   #8
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They need sperm from beautiful people like myself , so I was offered 2500 per load....

Did you mention to them to expect severe retardation
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Old 10-02-2008, 09:21 PM   #9
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They need sperm from beautiful people like myself , so I was offered 2500 per load....

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Old 10-02-2008, 09:38 PM   #10
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You sure that was the sperm bank? Because the bukakke club was right next door... I fixed the sign
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Old 10-02-2008, 09:46 PM   #11
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Old 10-02-2008, 10:08 PM   #12
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Old 10-02-2008, 10:19 PM   #13
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i just rubbed one out , it was a 12 ox load , that 5k right there on a Kleenex
yummy...
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Old 10-03-2008, 02:59 AM   #14
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You should push hard on the sales pitch:

- 6 oz weekly that makes 24 oz / month / discounted 25 pct. so we are at 7 500 USD / month

- 12 month contract

- a total of 90k a year I guess that's about a fair price, times are tough and we need better looks on the streets

- expect the internet boards and many places in the US in about 20 - 25 years beeing flooded with Juicy D. Links 2009 models
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Old 10-03-2008, 04:48 AM   #15
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too much info
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Old 10-03-2008, 07:30 AM   #16
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man you're stinikin' rich!
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Old 10-03-2008, 07:32 AM   #17
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that must be super hero sperm lol
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Old 10-03-2008, 07:37 AM   #18
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Skeet Skeet in the cup
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