Sperm Bank wants to pay me $2500 for 6 oz of my cum
 

They need sperm from beautiful people like myself , so I was offered 2500 per load....

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Did you tell them you only supply in 30oz loads?

so you gotta make 12 trips to get that cup full?

I just give em a few drops , the rest i destroy

i just rubbed one out , it was a 12 ox load , that 5k right there on a Kleenex

Ebay? :pimp

I see you're telling those duck tales again huh?

http://fetchblog.com/images/movieposters/ducktales.jpg

Did you mention to them to expect severe retardation:321GFY

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You sure that was the sperm bank? Because the bukakke club was right next door... I fixed the sign :)

1juicy2cups.com

eat a bunch of oysters.

yummy... :(

You should push hard on the sales pitch:

- 6 oz weekly that makes 24 oz / month / discounted 25 pct. so we are at 7 500 USD / month

- 12 month contract

- a total of 90k a year I guess that's about a fair price, times are tough and we need better looks on the streets

- expect the internet boards and many places in the US in about 20 - 25 years beeing flooded with Juicy D. Links 2009 models

too much info

man you're stinikin' rich!

that must be super hero sperm lol

Skeet Skeet in the cup