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Worst film remake of all time?
Talking about the upcoming remake of The Day The Earth Stood Still in the sci fi thread got me thinking. We all know Hollywood is remaking just about everything these days and more often then not the original was better but sometimes they are just amazingly bad.
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I'm not sure. The Omen was a pretty bad "remake". It was pretty much the same exact movie, just with different actors. The original Omen was great, but why waste our time calling something a remake if it's the same movie just with different actors? If I'm going to watch a remake, I at least expect something to be a little different. The Omen remake was basically scene-for-scene the same.
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Oh, and Prom Night was really fucking bad as well. Almost forgot about that one.
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Rocky 8.
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planet of the apes.
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I haven't seen the new Planet of The Apes. Probably won't see it, either.
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Get Carter was terrible.
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Producers was a big disappointment too... maybe you can't remake a genius idea as everyone knows it... ![]()
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the italian job was pretty bad
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:O How can you say this!
ALthough.... i didnt even know there was an original of this lol... but i rekon the new one pwnd! I guess i know wats next on my hire list ;)
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That would be why ![]() Original film has the first on screen BBW fan that I am aware of too btw...too bad he was Benny Hill. |
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I was pretty disappointed with King Kong....
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I thought Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was absolute shit. I love Johnny Depp and Tim Burton, but I hated the movie. The oompa loompa's were so annoying.
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George Bush as President - Part Deux
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I thought it was okay but not nearly as good as the classic. My sister, on the other hand, was obsessed with the original as a kid and apparently walked out of the remake because the pedo/Micheal Jackson vibe given to Wonka pissed her off..lol
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"The Omen" was pretty shitty.
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I am with you on that one. Terrible is a bit of an understatement though...
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Godzilla, Dawn of the dead were both good remakes, but the orginals were classics
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Can't believe nobody has mentioned Rollerball.
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Alfie.
Original--classic remake--superfluous
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Wickerman =O
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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and The Producers;
Two movies that Gene Wilder was excellent in were both Shitty remakes......... |
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Wickerman, Black Christmas, Halloween, Prom Night
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I REALLY wanted to like it, so I sat all the way through it, but it was creepy, and not in a good way.
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Psycho comes to mind
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The Brady Bunch...worsed movie ever and the first movie I ever walked out of in the theaters.
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Shit -- yeah, that is a bad one.
I loved the original Wickerman, and couldn't bring myself to see the remakes. i know it would be shit! |
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I have to agree with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, couldnt even watch it all the way through and I idolize Johnny Depp. The Shining was another one they should have left the hell alone as well as Carrie.
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They all suck compared to the original. Nothing can compare to an original.
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London is rubbing off on you babe, yes i agree that one was pretty sad
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not mentioned so far
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When I was a kid, I like The Wiz...should have known I would turn out odd
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war of the worlds 2 it was total bull
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War of the worlds - Tom Cruise. Bad movie.
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Worst spam thread maker of all time?
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Didn't think it was that bad to be honest...
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