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SmokeyTheBear

10-15-2008 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 14904506)

A 71 man cum omlette has to be the most pointless, disgusting, unattractive thing I've ever heard of.

i have to disagree. have you ever heard of nancy grace ? google her if you haven't

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 14904506)

Poor girl.

poor is probably not the best word to use as i assume she got paid so thus is not poor anymore.

I assume you mean poor as in we should feel sorry for her ? Unless she was held hostage then she was there of her own accord , can't feel to sorry for that. She was paid a fee for a service many other people wouldn't do , just like a plumber or a lawyer. It doesnt mean they dont enjoy it, obviously there are other lines of work.

DefaultMan

10-15-2008 06:55 PM

That's really fucked up that someone would do that.

Blingbaby

10-15-2008 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan (Post 14843406)

No this is a very serious thread.

A gun was put to the head of my friend.

People in porn talk a lot and I am sure someone will say something.

Frying cum into an omelette makes a serious thread for you? What the fuck is this world coming to?

TheAmericanCannibal

10-15-2008 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blingbaby (Post 14906007)

Frying cum into an omelette makes a serious thread for you? What the fuck is this world coming to?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I know really.
If u want some serious press and want to catch the Perv...I mean Perp.
Have your people call me

It has all the workings of a great story for TMZ/ Jimmy Kimmel and Howard Stern

Pure comedy.
I know, I know..."it's not funny a friend of mine had a gun put to his head" yada yada yada..

but IT IS funny.
And I can say that cause I have had a gun to my head before.

NinjaSteve

10-15-2008 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 14905376)

i have to disagree. have you ever heard of nancy grace ? google her if you haven't

that's the funniest shit I hard all day

xxxjay

10-15-2008 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan (Post 14843382)

Tonight?s Bukkake directed by Jim Powers for JM Productions was interrupted by an armed robbery. The suspect put a handgun to the head of production manager Johnny Thrust and demanded all the money out of drawer. The Bukkake participants are paid $75 each in cash; as such over $3,500 was stolen by the robber. The Los Angeles Police Department is looking for the suspect described by Thrust as a light skinned male in his late twenties, mixed race, with short brown hair and a mustache, approximately six foot tall, wearing a Los Angeles Dodgers Satin jacket over a bulletproof vest. Jim Powers is offering a $1,000 reward for any information leading to the arrest of the suspect.

Miraculously Powers held the group of Bukkake guys together and the shoot went off without a hitch. Ms. Ami Emerson was successful in her World Record Breaking attempt. She ate 71 loads of fried cum that I prepared into an omelet. Powers is quoted as saying, ?While I am very proud of Ami and congratulate her on The World Record, I am more upset about the robbery than you can imagine. I am asking anyone out there who has information to please come forward and help us apprehend this individual.?

Holy shit...that is the carist thing I ever heard. I am glad you are ok.

ashleyfires

10-15-2008 11:02 PM

I mean if a girl can't be safe at a Bukkake then where can she be safe! What the Hell is the world comin to!

Glad your safe Dan!

Matt 26z

10-16-2008 01:07 AM

If the robber was tipped off by a model saying that a bunch of guys were getting paid in cash, how did he know that he would be able to pull this off in seclusion from nearly 100 people?

Think about it. How does he know where the money is kept? Is he going to keep a gun on this guy while they go into the same room as everyone else to get the money? Of course not. He runs the risk of encountering someone there who is armed.

So he had to of been tipped off by someone who knew how things work there. That he would be able to walk in, easily get the money and walk right out with only one witness.

wdsguy

10-16-2008 02:30 AM

this is the most funniest shit i've heard all day

Doctor Feelgood

10-16-2008 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Red Machine (Post 14904970)

We need Fox and Scully on this one?

http://images-cdn01.associatedconten...300_203477.jpg

Bryan G

10-16-2008 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrinsic (Post 14843389)

thats fucking crazy...
why didnt everyone ejaculate all over him

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

TubeTitans_SusieQ

10-16-2008 01:21 PM

wow , thats some crazy shit...and as for the fried cum......thats just gross.... didnt she put any condiments with it ????

C H R I S

10-16-2008 03:18 PM

Dan I am laughing my ass off right now... thanks for the giggle....

seeandsee

10-16-2008 04:10 PM

fucked :)

CaptainHowdy

10-16-2008 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty D (Post 14845007)

All I can say is WOW.

As a veteran porn producer, fan of BUKKAKE, and champion of home defense...
Here is an image of the security that we imploy before, during and after a shoot.

http://www.adultwebmastergathering.c...me_defense.jpg

Glad no one got hurt.

D

Ouch ...

Doctor Feelgood

10-17-2008 01:35 PM

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r...hamburgler.jpg

Enemator

10-17-2008 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan (Post 14843406)

No this is a very serious thread.

A gun was put to the head of my friend.

People in porn talk a lot and I am sure someone will say something.

Problem is..people in porn talk a lot of shit and a lot of people speculate while they don't have the brain capacity to keep their speculation from exiting their mouths.

Some dumbass "talent" will overhear it and spread it as the latest news.

Next thing you know, everybody "is in the know" but they really know nothing.

Enemator

10-17-2008 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ashleyfires (Post 14906485)

I mean if a girl can't be safe at a Bukkake then where can she be safe! What the Hell is the world comin to!

Glad your safe Dan!

I so hope you're not serious with this post :Oh crap

NaughtyAce

10-17-2008 02:38 PM

That's crazy, where'd the shoot take place?
This can't be real?

atom	10-17-2008 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty D (Post 14845007)

I have some of those but read they are horrible for the barrel of your gun so i've never shot them.

CIVMatt

10-17-2008 03:23 PM

You only really need to fire it once Atom

Hentaikid

10-17-2008 04:30 PM

Fried cum omelette sort of overwrote everything else...

NY Jester

10-17-2008 06:57 PM

Thats bullshit, and I agree - I think someone there has to know who it was.

And just to point out, I dont think FreeHugeMovies was being funny about the camera comment. What he was implying Im sure was if the camera was rolling is there any taped evidence of the guy for help in finding him.

GigoloMike

10-20-2008 02:11 PM

Dirty D Were do i get some of those 12ga loads?

Doctor Feelgood

10-27-2008 06:35 PM

did they catch the guy yet?

Intrinsic

10-28-2008 10:07 AM

yeah, what else "came" of this lol

C-Bass

10-28-2008 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tat2Jr (Post 14843624)

10 to 1 someone in that room knew exactly who it was. :2 cents:

what he said.

Pleasurepays

10-28-2008 10:14 AM

funny stuff... report an armed robbery at a bukkake shoot on gofuckyourself.com - then get mad that people find some humor in it or start cracking jokes.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

rayadp05

10-28-2008 10:14 AM

wow, that fucking sucks.

Horny Dude

10-28-2008 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by - Jesus Christ - (Post 14843573)

In 5 years, this is the first time I have ever burst out laughing at GFY.

Does anyone else see the humor in that sentence appearing in the middle of information on an armed robbery? :1orglaugh

I had to read it twice. I wonder if that was in the police report. I can just see the cop excusing himself to bust up laughing in his police cruiser. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

WarChild

10-28-2008 11:20 AM

I think Forrest Gump's momma said it best: "Stupid is as stupid does.".

Marcus Aurelius

10-28-2008 11:24 AM

did you make him an egg sandwich before he left?

Kudles

10-28-2008 12:50 PM

Thats crazy! I'm sorry that happened

Doctor Feelgood

11-11-2008 07:15 PM

give me the money or i kill the cat

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k1.../funny0463.jpg

Doctor Feelgood

01-11-2009 02:17 PM

any news yet?

Jay-Rock

01-11-2009 02:32 PM

I bet they take the time to buy money orders next time if they don't have checks.

EXPORT

01-11-2009 02:34 PM

I have a strange craving for an omelette right now

spacedog

01-11-2009 04:18 PM

71 loads of cum omellete!! YUCK!!

What kind of nasty whore does these things.... ewww

d-null

01-11-2009 04:23 PM

http://i40.tinypic.com/21jtx4w.jpg

V_RocKs

01-11-2009 04:36 PM

Bump for?

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