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DirtyDanza 10-02-2008 09:32 AM
rule 1 of porno shoots

never set up a shoot without proper protection...

condoms.. check

Handgun... check

c'mon now everyone knows you never do shady shit without guns....

and anyone who says bukkake is not shady ...

bukkake is the stuff the underworld was built on...

all and all im glad the guy did not hurt anyone... now if it were not peoples republic of california maybe a few of the guys would have had some guns to help defend yourselvs...

DirtyDanza 10-02-2008 09:34 AM
http://ddemedia.com/danzaprotect.jpg

even while setting up you got to stay armed


right Big D

pr0 10-02-2008 09:39 AM
First of all, if you put enough $ on the street I'm sure he can be found.

#2 - its going to be harder than you think (he's only one guy, 1 person is good at keeping their mouth shut)

I think a valuable lesson was learned though. Next time you're going to have a house full of people, hire armed security.

I would have been more than happy to stand in the corner with my M4 until the shoot was over. And if you guys ever need my services, just ask :thumbsup

DirtyDanza 10-02-2008 09:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 14844800)
First of all, if you put enough $ on the street I'm sure he can be found.

#2 - its going to be harder than you think (he's only one guy, 1 person is good at keeping their mouth shut)

I think a valuable lesson was learned though. Next time you're going to have a house full of people, hire armed security.

I would have been more than happy to stand in the corner with my M4 until the shoot was over. And if you guys ever need my services, just ask :thumbsup


and I work for pr0.. so we come as a team... he's got front door ill take the back... ak's and m4's with backups of HK...

and im cheap... 300 for the night if nothing happends.. and if I get to shoot someone I'll give you the 300 hahahah

Don Pueblo 10-02-2008 09:48 AM
fyi, morons. as a matter of procedure those police reports go to Cal OSHA. i hope you were smart enough to make sure all the guys were tested by AIM and have that on record seeing how you introduced human bodily fluids to the girl in the form of 71 different kinds of it.

you did test the guys right? if not you're boned.

majortom 10-02-2008 09:48 AM
So you finished the shot..then called the cops????

Deej 10-02-2008 09:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 14844814)
and I work for pr0.. so we come as a team... he's got front door ill take the back... ak's and m4's with backups of HK...

and im cheap... 300 for the night if nothing happends.. and if I get to shoot someone I'll give you the 300 hahahah
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

uno 10-02-2008 09:53 AM
Wow that sounds like the plot of a really really bad movie.

96ukssob 10-02-2008 09:53 AM
damn that sucks dan, Im glad no one got hurt.

hope you find this guy

DarkJedi 10-02-2008 09:59 AM
It was devine intervention.

Ethersync 10-02-2008 09:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by - Jesus Christ - (Post 14843573)
In 5 years, this is the first time I have ever burst out laughing at GFY.

Does anyone else see the humor in that sentence appearing in the middle of information on an armed robbery? :1orglaugh
Glad I'm not the only one :1orglaugh

H-Tom 10-02-2008 10:00 AM
What a great PR stunt!

Porno Dan 10-02-2008 10:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 14844524)
the fuck does that say about you panzies that 71 guys can't stop 1 bad guy...

sorry 71 girlie boys... was it a TS bukkake?

in all honesty thats pretty pathetic.. for 71 guys to let 1 guy rob em is sad very sad
All the guys were in the main room and the bukkake was just about to start when Johnny, the pm, ran in the room and announced he was robbed.

He had been in the front of the building doing paperwork, the money was kepy behind him in a locked drawer.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Honez (Post 14844569)
Did you get model releases and copies of ID's as everyone came through the door? Look back over those and maybe his photo ID pic will appear.

I agree with the writing checks thing. Having that many people and that much cash around, you just never know.

I am so glad everyone is ok though. Talk about your heart in your throat moment. Kudos to Jim for pulling the shoot off even after all of that.
The gun man came from outside, but police think he was tipped off by someone in the room as he the exact time when everyone was in the main room and we were about to start.

The reason they don't use checks is that they have had people commit check fraud before.


Quote:
Originally Posted by majortom (Post 14844832)
So you finished the shot..then called the cops????
No we called the cops first. Jim kept everyone in the main room and started the shoot, while the two pa's waited with Johnny for the police


Quote:
Originally Posted by piernik (Post 14844863)
What a great PR stunt!

Far from it. This is very serious. A gun was put to my friends head.

RevSand 10-02-2008 10:36 AM
I agree that it sounds like someone who was at the shoot and had done others before was involved. Sounds like they knew exactly how the whole process worked and when to make the hit...

DirtyDanza 10-02-2008 10:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Porno Dan (Post 14844972)
All the guys were in the main room and the bukkake was just about to start when Johnny, the pm, ran in the room and announced he was robbed.

He had been in the front of the building doing paperwork, the money was kepy behind him in a locked drawer.



The gun man came from outside, but police think he was tipped off by someone in the room as he the exact time when everyone was in the main room and we were about to start.

The reason they don't use checks is that they have had people commit check fraud before.




No we called the cops first. Jim kept everyone in the main room and started the shoot, while the two pa's waited with Johnny for the police





Far from it. This is very serious. A gun was put to my friends head.

I hear you on the check fraud.. all these criminals do is take the numbers and visit office depot but some print your own checks...

well all and all shitty.... I hate robbers I think they all need to be shot....

Dirty D 10-02-2008 10:40 AM
All I can say is WOW.

As a veteran porn producer, fan of BUKKAKE, and champion of home defense...
Here is an image of the security that we imploy before, during and after a shoot.

http://www.adultwebmastergathering.c...me_defense.jpg

Glad no one got hurt.

D

pr0 10-02-2008 10:40 AM
Did you get the full information of all 71 men?

Seems like this will be an easy case to crack. Def an inside job.

which guy asked if he was to be paid in cash?

Mike Semen 10-02-2008 10:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by - Jesus Christ - (Post 14843573)
Does anyone else see the humor in that sentence appearing in the middle of information on an armed robbery? :1orglaugh
Right there with you.:1orglaugh

RRRED 10-02-2008 10:57 AM
I'm glad no one got hurt and god bless your friend. I'm sure that had to be totally traumatizing... and will all due respect...

I still can't stop laughing... not at the possible danger your friend was in. I agree, very serious... but just the rest.. the bukkake, the frigging OMELET.. omg.. and I do have to ask what else you put in the omelet. Omg I'm dyin here...

Kudos on moving forward with the shoot though. Nice job.

JP-pornshooter 10-02-2008 11:00 AM
there are some seedy peeps in the business, and yes pun intended.

pretty smart robbery, no way the cops are gonna spend any time on this case what so ever.
could have been a scene in a Tarantino movie...

sicone 10-02-2008 11:00 AM
That's fucking insane

BVF 10-02-2008 11:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 14844524)
the fuck does that say about you panzies that 71 guys can't stop 1 bad guy...

sorry 71 girlie boys... was it a TS bukkake?

in all honesty thats pretty pathetic.. for 71 guys to let 1 guy rob em is sad very sad
Yeah, they should've manned the fuck up just like you did with Kimbo!! :1orglaugh

notime 10-02-2008 11:48 AM
You are sitting on a pile of gold without knowing it :)
Dan, make the site first, then leak it to the non-adult press and get your millions!
I guarantee you make back the $3500 in 15 minutes

BVF 10-02-2008 11:48 AM
Wait a minute.....can we at least get a picture of the omlette?

LisaWP 10-02-2008 01:14 PM
I smell a series
Next up on The Food Channel, PornoDan makes another Jizztastic treat.
Cum and get it

Tat2Jr 10-02-2008 03:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 14844991)
I hear you on the check fraud.. all these criminals do is take the numbers and visit office depot but some print your own checks...

well all and all shitty.... I hate robbers I think they all need to be shot....
Yep. We've got 4 biz accounts. One for models. One for affiliates. One for IRS. One for normal biz. Model and affiliate accounts are kept at the payout needed. No need for extra money in those accounts. If they bank lets a fake check through.... they can pay 'em with our fake money.

Big Red Machine 10-02-2008 03:14 PM
I'm glad everyone is okay

Porno Dan 10-02-2008 03:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RevSand (Post 14844994)
I agree that it sounds like someone who was at the shoot and had done others before was involved. Sounds like they knew exactly how the whole process worked and when to make the hit...
It was an inside job for sure.

Quote:
Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 14845011)
Did you get the full information of all 71 men?

Seems like this will be an easy case to crack. Def an inside job.

which guy asked if he was to be paid in cash?
We hope they solve it soon, every guy is paid in cash


Quote:
Originally Posted by BVF (Post 14845293)
Wait a minute.....can we at least get a picture of the omlette?

I am working on the getting some as I write this

HBKKH 10-02-2008 04:40 PM
holy fuck...thats messed up

brassmonkey 10-02-2008 04:42 PM
nobody was killed good thing money can be replaced:2 cents:

WarChild 10-02-2008 04:49 PM
Hahahahahaha

Porno Dan 10-03-2008 02:52 PM
I know people in this business love to talk, if anyone has heard anything please come forward.

Jim Powers is offering a $1,000 reward for any other information that leads to an arrest.

You can email Jim at [email protected]

Doctor Feelgood 10-14-2008 01:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Porno Dan (Post 14843382)
Tonight?s Bukkake directed by Jim Powers for JM Productions was interrupted by an armed robbery. The suspect put a handgun to the head of production manager Johnny Thrust and demanded all the money out of drawer. The Bukkake participants are paid $75 each in cash; as such over $3,500 was stolen by the robber. The Los Angeles Police Department is looking for the suspect described by Thrust as a light skinned male in his late twenties, mixed race, with short brown hair and a mustache, approximately six foot tall, wearing a Los Angeles Dodgers Satin jacket over a bulletproof vest. Jim Powers is offering a $1,000 reward for any information leading to the arrest of the suspect.

Miraculously Powers held the group of Bukkake guys together and the shoot went off without a hitch. Ms. Ami Emerson was successful in her World Record Breaking attempt. She ate 71 loads of fried cum that I prepared into an omelet. Powers is quoted as saying, ?While I am very proud of Ami and congratulate her on The World Record, I am more upset about the robbery than you can imagine. I am asking anyone out there who has information to please come forward and help us apprehend this individual.?
did the guys finally get paid?

Doctor Feelgood 10-15-2008 02:16 PM
what if johnny made it all up just so they didnt have to pay the guys?

D Ghost 10-15-2008 03:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Intrinsic (Post 14843389)
thats fucking crazy...
why didnt everyone ejaculate all over him
:1orglaugh

nikki99 10-15-2008 03:31 PM
fucked up, while shooting I am always afraid of a robbery :(

HomerSimpson 10-15-2008 03:32 PM
what'a story...
your grand kids are going to love it...

donkevlar 10-15-2008 04:03 PM
I wonder if the karma police have anything do with this.

A 71 man cum omlette has to be the most pointless, disgusting, unattractive thing I've ever heard of.

Poor girl.

BVF 10-15-2008 04:18 PM
where in the fuck is the pic of the omlette?

Big Red Machine 10-15-2008 05:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctor Feelgood (Post 14903479)
what if johnny made it all up just so they didnt have to pay the guys?
We need Fox and Scully on this one?


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