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Things to try in bed with your lover!
Ok so my girlfriend decided she wants to spice things up in bed.
I know I know being in adult I should have no problem coming up with ideas. Problem is that I have tried just about everything and she is more of a "good" girl. I am looking for a site or list that I can send her to pick out what she wants to try. Anyone help me out? I have some stuff on the list like: -Anal sex -Fisting -Sex toys -3some -blindfold -costumes -tie up What else should be on the list? Or helpful sites? A room full of adult webmaster should be able to make quite the list. Cheers and thanks! |
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Make the dude dress up in adult diapers!!!
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Do it in a public place...
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wtf
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Tickling
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Tentacle Sex
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I need a beer
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Eyeball licking
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Why dont you ask her what she had in mind? Instead of giving her a list that will scare the shit out of her. lol
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"just stay right there, lemmi get the tentacles from the closet"
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Bondage - the best choice.
Is she submissive or dominating? |
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BACON BACON BACON
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The one and only!
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ha! yeah no shit.
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Make a fun game out of it...
1. Gather 8 pieces of small sheet of paper. Give the half of it to your partner. 2. Let your partner write down 4 things that he/she had been dying for you to do it during your romantic duo. Of course, you write down yours too. 3. Let your partner pick 2 out of the 4 things you wrote down. 4. Let your partner do it. Literally do it! After your partner has done his/her part, then it's your turn to shine for your partner. Do your best always! It's a game! 5. Have fun and enjoy! ***The other 2 things left can be done on another day or time to be exciting. From there, you'll get to know your partner much better and your relationship will be so exciting and productive! thumbs That's all folks! |
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glow in the dark paint usually works for me esspectially if she blonde
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Fisting should definitively spice things up!
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Have her shit on you
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wtf is tentacle sex???
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Duplicate the food scene from 9 1/2 Weeks.
Failing that, do it Canuck style - fuck her standing upright in a canoe. For a truly memorable evening...combine bondage with a dirty sanchez. |
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spanking is a must man
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To be devious and to be given a porn keyword list are two different things.That's why I said ask her what she had in mind, it could be real extreme then show the list or really tame like lets act we are two strangers in a bar that have a one stand. Where the list would scare the shit out of her.
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donkey punch
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i think its funny you say you have tried just about everything and blindfold, sex toys are on your list.... then you have fisting on there.
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make sex in an elevator
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Chocolate
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Sometimes bondage sounds hardcore especially as a webmaster where you see girls hung off the ground, gagged and covered in pegs with various medical devices inserted into various orifices, but really there are a lot of soft options right down to "normal" stuff like the pair of fluffy pink handcuffs and a blind fold.
If you're going to suggest bondage, maybe look at japanese rope tying, it can be a bit of a chick thing because there is a lot of time spent with her in a vaguely foreplay state while you're tying her up... you know.. you know like you're washing her hair or something when done nicely. It kinda forces it to not be a quick fuck-and-roll-over-asleep. |
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Rodeo sex,
mount her from behind doggy style, Grab hold of her then tell her you fancy her sister. |
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If she is a "good girl" as you put it you might want to build up to the anal sex and fisting instead of throwing it out there first thing.
You could always do the "cant wait to have you" thing. As soon as she walks in the door grab her up, start kissing and pulling her clothes off and have sex either by the front door or hallway or whatever. Just so she knows you cant wait to get her to the bedroom to have her.
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1. Run the camera while I fuck your best friend and then make us dinner while we cuddle. 2. Run the camera while I fuck your best friend and then make us dinner while we cuddle. 3. Run the camera while I fuck your best friend and then make us dinner while we cuddle. 4. Run the camera while I fuck your best friend and then make us dinner while we cuddle. ...and she got all pissed.
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Yeah, no offense take it from a girl, no "good" girlfriend is going to want to see a list that includes fisting. Major turn off dude. Send her to a good cat TGP with tons of pics and vids like xxxvogue.net or freakonaleash.net for kinky stuff. Let her surf through you'd be surprised what she comes up with that she might want to try. Also i agree, fuck in a public place that is always hot!
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Last longer then 30 seconds? :D
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wtf
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count her butt spokes using the Braille method using your tongue
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Offer yourself up for a FFM menage a trois.
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fuck her with food...carrots, cucumbers, eggplant. frozen fish sticks?
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During intercourse, have her softly whisper into her husband's ear about how good he is, how big he is, and how much better he is than all the other guys she's been screwing behind his back.
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Fuck her in the train during your travel.
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let her screw your best friend.
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