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xanx · 10-31-2002, 10:37 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/Southwest...ing/index.html

Lord, a god complex and a gun. Lets put him at a school !

LBBV · 10-31-2002, 10:39 PM

That's a pretty scary story. Amazing that no one else got seriously hurt!

dirtyone · 10-31-2002, 11:12 PM

I used to be a security guard... we didnt have guns but I had a wicked 6 D-cell Mag Light that cracked a head or two and my clip on tie worked more than once in place of hand cuffs. Don't fuck with officer dirtyone.

PornoDoggy · 11-01-2002, 02:08 AM

I used to moonlight as a security guard while I was in the Navy, and some of the people they let run around with guns were just fucking scary. I mean, some of those guys on the day shift were so old that the recoil would've killed them.

pipp · 11-01-2002, 02:29 AM

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Originally posted by PornoDoggy
some of those guys on the day shift were so old that the recoil would've killed them.

Hahaha

beemk · 11-01-2002, 02:34 AM

rent a cops are always taken as a joke. i had this one harass me on spring break before and i asked what he was going to do and he said "im going to call the real cops"

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Amputate Your Head · 11-01-2002, 02:50 AM

a few years ago I nearly went to work as 'Security' for a company called Executive Outcomes.... a merc for hire company created to protect the DeBeers diamond mines in Africa. Pay was insane.... several hundreds of thousands of dollars for just a few months work.... but life expectancy for the not-so-quick or unlucky was roughy 7 days. Needless to say, it was enticing, but I took other options.

they're now defunct.

Amputate Your Head · 11-01-2002, 02:59 AM

wow.... they still got a website up.... http://www.executiveoutcome.com/

wonder if they just shut down the African venture....

10-31-2002, 10:37 PM	#1
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10-31-2002, 11:12 PM	#3
dirtyone Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: God's Country (Georgia) Posts: 3,706	I used to be a security guard... we didnt have guns but I had a wicked 6 D-cell Mag Light that cracked a head or two and my clip on tie worked more than once in place of hand cuffs. Don't fuck with officer dirtyone.

11-01-2002, 02:08 AM	#4
PornoDoggy Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,053	I used to moonlight as a security guard while I was in the Navy, and some of the people they let run around with guns were just fucking scary. I mean, some of those guys on the day shift were so old that the recoil would've killed them.

11-01-2002, 02:59 AM	#9
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