Security Guards Suck
 

http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/Southwest...ing/index.html

Lord, a god complex and a gun. Lets put him at a school !

That's a pretty scary story. Amazing that no one else got seriously hurt!

I used to be a security guard... we didnt have guns but I had a wicked 6 D-cell Mag Light that cracked a head or two and my clip on tie worked more than once in place of hand cuffs. Don't fuck with officer dirtyone. :thumbsup

I used to moonlight as a security guard while I was in the Navy, and some of the people they let run around with guns were just fucking scary. I mean, some of those guys on the day shift were so old that the recoil would've killed them.

Hahaha

rent a cops are always taken as a joke. i had this one harass me on spring break before and i asked what he was going to do and he said "im going to call the real cops"

http://www.majestyent.com

they have the best bodyguards should you or a friend need one

a few years ago I nearly went to work as 'Security' for a company called Executive Outcomes.... a merc for hire company created to protect the DeBeers diamond mines in Africa. Pay was insane.... several hundreds of thousands of dollars for just a few months work.... but life expectancy for the not-so-quick or unlucky was roughy 7 days. Needless to say, it was enticing, but I took other options.

they're now defunct.

wow.... they still got a website up.... http://www.executiveoutcome.com/

wonder if they just shut down the African venture....