Which halloween costume got you laid? - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 10-31-2002, 07:21 AM

I just heard an interest piece on the radio that says that Halloween is ranked #1 time of the year for people getting laid. Apparently it's the costumes that serve to remove a lot of people's inhibitions.

So what was it? I used to go out to halloween bashes and parties in a costume I made myself... it was an executioner, with a black hood over my head, a big bloodstaiined axe, steel chains across my bare chest, black ragged pants, black leather gloves and black boots. I'm sure it was the hood covering my face that did it for me <img SRC="http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif">

That gettup got me into some fun a lot of times. What about your costumes?

cheekycherry · 10-31-2002, 07:26 AM

A black bin liner with wholes ripped in it for arms and my head is the best... Didn't get laid though.

Rep · 10-31-2002, 07:27 AM

I went as a catholic priest w/toy doll alter boy.

Slick · 10-31-2002, 07:27 AM

You should dress up as Boneprone, he fucks everybody, so I'm sure if you resembled him, you'd get all kinds of ass tonight

CDSmith · 10-31-2002, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Slick
You should dress up as Boneprone, he fucks everybody, so I'm sure if you resembled him, you'd get all kinds of ass tonight

Tight ass?

azRCF · 10-31-2002, 08:24 AM

FlyingIguana · 10-31-2002, 08:27 AM

and all this time i was happy when i got a bag of chips on halloween...

fnet · 10-31-2002, 08:39 AM

Best for me: Jesus.
It's amazing how many girls wanted to get down with Jesus.

Worst for me: Alex, from A Clockwork Orange. Costume was perfect, but the effect (voice and all) was supposedly too psychotic.

I still think the best get laid costume is a simple double breasted black tuxedo without any silly, overstated frills. And a good story as to why you're wearing it. Halloween is probably the one day when that doesn't work.

NoCarrier · 10-31-2002, 08:42 AM

Expect to SHAG a lot with this costume. Yeah baby yeah!

Dirty F · 10-31-2002, 09:26 AM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier

Expect to SHAG a lot with this costume. Yeah baby yeah!

Maybe the below person can confirm that?

CDSmith · 10-31-2002, 04:00 PM

Yeah, I suppose Austin Powers costumes would do well these days. Back when I was going out to the really big halloween bashes there was no Austin Powers though, but I remember some really outrageous costumes. In all the years I went out as "the executioner", I never once won the best costume prize. Came close a few times, but never the brass ring.

But it got me laid, more than once.

One year, I'm at the "92 CITI FM Halloween Moose Bash", it's in a huge hall, about 2,000 people there, and I'm supposed to be meeting up with the girl I was dating at the time. She never showed, but a bunch of girls needed a place to sit, so my buddy and I let them sit at our table. Before that night was through I had 3 different babes dying to get with the head-chopper. Later I found out that my date HAD shown up, but she saw all these women around me so she didn't come up to me. What a jealous bitch she turned out to be.

Theo · 10-31-2002, 04:13 PM

hamburger

CDSmith · 10-31-2002, 04:16 PM

You went out as a hamburger and it got you laid?

In Greece?? ha ha, cool4u.

thatdykeliz · 10-31-2002, 06:00 PM

I hooked up w/ my 1st husband while I was dressed up as Janet from Rocky Horror. (No, not the slip and bra, the purple polyester minidress. I even had a little hat and a bouquet to wave when the audience yells, "Hey Janet, do you have syphilis?" right before she catches the wedding bouquet and says, "I got it!")

The movie was playing at the university ballroom, and there weren't any seats left, so I was sitting on the floor. The walls were those floor-to-ceiling windows, and since it was dark out, they looked like mirrors. I caught my future ex-husband trying to stare up my dress, started talking to him, and eventually married the fucker.

Come to think of it...that isn't such a good example of hooking up...more like sentencing myself to 5 years in hell.

CDSmith · 10-31-2002, 09:14 PM

Well, if your costum got you laid, that's all that really matters. Marriage is optional.

I bet there's some hot babes at the parties out there dressed up like Britney Spears tonight.

FATPad · 10-31-2002, 09:22 PM

I dressed up like a hot chick once and got laid a LOT.

Man...my ass hurt the next day....

Bobo · 10-31-2002, 09:23 PM

Bin Laden

CDSmith · 10-31-2002, 10:03 PM

"Bin Laden" -- yeah,

Then the drunks get really drunk, and anyone dressed like Bin Laden get's their ass kicked. Unless you went as Bin Laden with a target painted on your forehead, maybe an arrow sticking out of either side of your head.

Probably a few G-Dubya's running around out there tonight too.

stanton · 10-31-2002, 11:08 PM

Dirty D · 10-31-2002, 11:30 PM

Here are some costumes and body paint from Fantasy Fest...

http://www.tampabukkake.com/fantasyfest2002.htm

Any of these would work for me! I am easy!

MarkTiarra · 10-31-2002, 11:36 PM

First Halloween party I ever went to I went as a pimp. Hooked up with a pair of ladies who went as hookers. Too bad I was only like 14 or maybe I would have had the charm needed to get me laid by it. =]

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fnet Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,721	Best for me: Jesus. It's amazing how many girls wanted to get down with Jesus. Worst for me: Alex, from A Clockwork Orange. Costume was perfect, but the effect (voice and all) was supposedly too psychotic. I still think the best get laid costume is a simple double breasted black tuxedo without any silly, overstated frills. And a good story as to why you're wearing it. Halloween is probably the one day when that doesn't work. __________________ the sound of one hand googlewhacking

10-31-2002, 08:42 AM	#9
NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	Expect to SHAG a lot with this costume. Yeah baby yeah! __________________

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CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Yeah, I suppose Austin Powers costumes would do well these days. Back when I was going out to the really big halloween bashes there was no Austin Powers though, but I remember some really outrageous costumes. In all the years I went out as "the executioner", I never once won the best costume prize. Came close a few times, but never the brass ring. But it got me laid, more than once. One year, I'm at the "92 CITI FM Halloween Moose Bash", it's in a huge hall, about 2,000 people there, and I'm supposed to be meeting up with the girl I was dating at the time. She never showed, but a bunch of girls needed a place to sit, so my buddy and I let them sit at our table. Before that night was through I had 3 different babes dying to get with the head-chopper. Later I found out that my date HAD shown up, but she saw all these women around me so she didn't come up to me. What a jealous bitch she turned out to be. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	You went out as a hamburger and it got you laid? In Greece?? ha ha, cool4u. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

10-31-2002, 07:21 AM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Which halloween costume got you laid? I just heard an interest piece on the radio that says that Halloween is ranked #1 time of the year for people getting laid. Apparently it's the costumes that serve to remove a lot of people's inhibitions. So what was it? I used to go out to halloween bashes and parties in a costume I made myself... it was an executioner, with a black hood over my head, a big bloodstaiined axe, steel chains across my bare chest, black ragged pants, black leather gloves and black boots. I'm sure it was the hood covering my face that did it for me <img SRC="http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif"> That gettup got me into some fun a lot of times. What about your costumes? __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

10-31-2002, 07:26 AM	#2
cheekycherry Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: N/A Posts: 1,703	A black bin liner with wholes ripped in it for arms and my head is the best... Didn't get laid though.

10-31-2002, 07:27 AM	#4
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	You should dress up as Boneprone, he fucks everybody, so I'm sure if you resembled him, you'd get all kinds of ass tonight

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10-31-2002, 08:27 AM	#7
FlyingIguana aspiring banker Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 10,870	and all this time i was happy when i got a bag of chips on halloween...

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Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	hamburger

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thatdykeliz Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: talkin dirty on the phone Posts: 1,026	I hooked up w/ my 1st husband while I was dressed up as Janet from Rocky Horror. (No, not the slip and bra, the purple polyester minidress. I even had a little hat and a bouquet to wave when the audience yells, "Hey Janet, do you have syphilis?" right before she catches the wedding bouquet and says, "I got it!") The movie was playing at the university ballroom, and there weren't any seats left, so I was sitting on the floor. The walls were those floor-to-ceiling windows, and since it was dark out, they looked like mirrors. I caught my future ex-husband trying to stare up my dress, started talking to him, and eventually married the fucker. Come to think of it...that isn't such a good example of hooking up...more like sentencing myself to 5 years in hell. __________________ <font size="1" font color="black"><i><b>"No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater...than central air."</i> -- Dogma</b> ICQ#169.839.131</font>

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CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Well, if your costum got you laid, that's all that really matters. Marriage is optional. I bet there's some hot babes at the parties out there dressed up like Britney Spears tonight. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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Bobo Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,253	Bin Laden

10-31-2002, 10:03 PM	#18
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	"Bin Laden" -- yeah, Then the drunks get really drunk, and anyone dressed like Bin Laden get's their ass kicked. Unless you went as Bin Laden with a target painted on your forehead, maybe an arrow sticking out of either side of your head. Probably a few G-Dubya's running around out there tonight too. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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Dirty D Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Paying Webmasters Millions Since 1999 Posts: 4,044	Here are some costumes and body paint from Fantasy Fest... http://www.tampabukkake.com/fantasyfest2002.htm Any of these would work for me! I am easy! __________________ Dirty D - ICQ #1326843 - $1 Million Dollars of Bonus Money - 8,000+ FHG! Glory Hole Girlz - Crack Whore Confessions - Tampa Bukkake - Slut Wife Training - Fuck a Fan Electricity Play - Porn Video Drive - Theater Sluts - Skunk Riley - Ukraine Amateurs - Strapon Sessions

10-31-2002, 11:36 PM	#21
MarkTiarra Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: NJ Posts: 3,833	First Halloween party I ever went to I went as a pimp. Hooked up with a pair of ladies who went as hookers. Too bad I was only like 14 or maybe I would have had the charm needed to get me laid by it. =] __________________ Retired Pornosticator