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CDSmith 10-31-2002 07:21 AM

Which halloween costume got you laid?
 
I just heard an interest piece on the radio that says that Halloween is ranked #1 time of the year for people getting laid. Apparently it's the costumes that serve to remove a lot of people's inhibitions.

So what was it? I used to go out to halloween bashes and parties in a costume I made myself... it was an executioner, with a black hood over my head, a big bloodstaiined axe, steel chains across my bare chest, black ragged pants, black leather gloves and black boots. I'm sure it was the hood covering my face that did it for me <img SRC="http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif">

That gettup got me into some fun a lot of times. What about your costumes?

cheekycherry 10-31-2002 07:26 AM

A black bin liner with wholes ripped in it for arms and my head is the best... Didn't get laid though.

Rep 10-31-2002 07:27 AM

I went as a catholic priest w/toy doll alter boy.

Slick 10-31-2002 07:27 AM

You should dress up as Boneprone, he fucks everybody, so I'm sure if you resembled him, you'd get all kinds of ass tonight :)

CDSmith 10-31-2002 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Slick
You should dress up as Boneprone, he fucks everybody, so I'm sure if you resembled him, you'd get all kinds of ass tonight :)
Tight ass?

azRCF 10-31-2002 08:24 AM

http://www.murray.swinternet.co.uk/b.../nosferatu.jpg

FlyingIguana 10-31-2002 08:27 AM

and all this time i was happy when i got a bag of chips on halloween...

fnet 10-31-2002 08:39 AM

Best for me: Jesus.
It's amazing how many girls wanted to get down with Jesus.

Worst for me: Alex, from A Clockwork Orange. Costume was perfect, but the effect (voice and all) was supposedly too psychotic.

I still think the best get laid costume is a simple double breasted black tuxedo without any silly, overstated frills. And a good story as to why you're wearing it. Halloween is probably the one day when that doesn't work.

NoCarrier 10-31-2002 08:42 AM

http://austin.hollywood-costumes.com/austin2b.jpg

Expect to SHAG a lot with this costume. Yeah baby yeah!

Dirty F 10-31-2002 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
http://austin.hollywood-costumes.com/austin2b.jpg

Expect to SHAG a lot with this costume. Yeah baby yeah!

Maybe the below person can confirm that?

http://www.assterdam.com/lens.jpg

CDSmith 10-31-2002 04:00 PM

Yeah, I suppose Austin Powers costumes would do well these days. Back when I was going out to the really big halloween bashes there was no Austin Powers though, but I remember some really outrageous costumes. In all the years I went out as "the executioner", I never once won the best costume prize. Came close a few times, but never the brass ring.


But it got me laid, more than once.


One year, I'm at the "92 CITI FM Halloween Moose Bash", it's in a huge hall, about 2,000 people there, and I'm supposed to be meeting up with the girl I was dating at the time. She never showed, but a bunch of girls needed a place to sit, so my buddy and I let them sit at our table. Before that night was through I had 3 different babes dying to get with the head-chopper. Later I found out that my date HAD shown up, but she saw all these women around me so she didn't come up to me. What a jealous bitch she turned out to be.

Theo 10-31-2002 04:13 PM

hamburger

CDSmith 10-31-2002 04:16 PM

You went out as a hamburger and it got you laid?


In Greece?? ha ha, cool4u.

thatdykeliz 10-31-2002 06:00 PM

I hooked up w/ my 1st husband while I was dressed up as Janet from Rocky Horror. (No, not the slip and bra, the purple polyester minidress. I even had a little hat and a bouquet to wave when the audience yells, "Hey Janet, do you have syphilis?" right before she catches the wedding bouquet and says, "I got it!")

The movie was playing at the university ballroom, and there weren't any seats left, so I was sitting on the floor. The walls were those floor-to-ceiling windows, and since it was dark out, they looked like mirrors. I caught my future ex-husband trying to stare up my dress, started talking to him, and eventually married the fucker.

Come to think of it...that isn't such a good example of hooking up...more like sentencing myself to 5 years in hell. :1orglaugh

CDSmith 10-31-2002 09:14 PM

Well, if your costum got you laid, that's all that really matters. Marriage is optional.




I bet there's some hot babes at the parties out there dressed up like Britney Spears tonight.

FATPad 10-31-2002 09:22 PM

I dressed up like a hot chick once and got laid a LOT.

Man...my ass hurt the next day....

Bobo 10-31-2002 09:23 PM

Bin Laden

CDSmith 10-31-2002 10:03 PM

"Bin Laden" -- yeah,



Then the drunks get really drunk, and anyone dressed like Bin Laden get's their ass kicked. Unless you went as Bin Laden with a target painted on your forehead, maybe an arrow sticking out of either side of your head.


Probably a few G-Dubya's running around out there tonight too.

stanton 10-31-2002 11:08 PM

http://www.maxbimmer.com/forums/atta...=&postid=56059

Dirty D 10-31-2002 11:30 PM

Here are some costumes and body paint from Fantasy Fest...

http://www.tampabukkake.com/fantasyfest2002.htm

Any of these would work for me! I am easy!

MarkTiarra 10-31-2002 11:36 PM

First Halloween party I ever went to I went as a pimp. Hooked up with a pair of ladies who went as hookers. Too bad I was only like 14 or maybe I would have had the charm needed to get me laid by it. =]


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