Can anyone decipher WEB HOST speak? - GoFuckYourself.com

CunningStunt · 09-26-2008, 04:50 PM

"Thank you for your patience in this matter. The server had been running fsck and had been rebooted now. All the VPS and domains on the node are up now, please have a quick check and let us know if you are facing any issues."

Just tell me why the fuck a dozen of my sites have been down for nearly a day, for the second time in a week you useless fuckers.

I've come to the conclusion after using more than 30 hosts over the years, that unless you use dedicated hosting, you are treated like the shite on the bottom of their shoes by these people.

I don't care about the $220 I spend per month on a dedicated box, it works, all the time.

d-null · 09-26-2008, 04:55 PM

you've used 30 different hosting companies and they all suck??

Eriic · 09-26-2008, 04:57 PM

Start your own hosting company and make it do what you want. Employ Bill Gates to code it for you..........He doesn't need the money just something to do...

CunningStunt · 09-26-2008, 04:59 PM

Yes, in 6 years, I've not had one host that hasn't either dicked me around with either downtime, billing problems, or just general unhelpfulness.

I think the rough translation of their reply was fuck you, we'll make up some tech sounding shit to try and dupe the customer.

- Jesus Christ - · 09-26-2008, 05:04 PM

Translation.
"System was running a hard drive integrity scan, It was rebooted. It should be up now."

Excuse for being down nearly a day?
No.

ukxtra · 09-26-2008, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Thank you for your patience in this matter. The server had been running fsck and had been rebooted now. All the VPS and domains on the node are up now, please have a quick check and let us know if you are facing any issues.

Translation: We haven't got a fuckin clue, we Googled "fucked servers" but got nowhere, so now we're hoping you'll spot what's wrong and tell us

Easton · 09-26-2008, 05:32 PM

i use NatNet and love them... but then again, $220/month won't go far with them

we spend like 30x that

directfiesta · 09-26-2008, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CunningStunt

I've come to the conclusion after using more than 30 hosts over the years, that unless you use dedicated hosting, you are treated like the shite on the bottom of their shoes by these people.

You are entitled to your opinion ...

Obviously, by expecting 200 gigs of webspace/2 tetrabytes of bw for 4.99 , well you get shit.

Virtual hosting is a real pain ....because of the above or stupid clients that thinks that we are to install WP for them, even if the account comes with Fantastico ...

This can maybe explain why host are walking out of virtual ... something to consider seriously

BigBen · 09-26-2008, 06:05 PM

Sounds like a shitty VPS setup. They should get some better virtualization software so they could have just moved your virtual machine to other hardware.

But then again, maybe it's just regular shared hosting and they're calling it a VPS.

09-26-2008, 04:50 PM	#1
CunningStunt Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,594	Can anyone decipher WEB HOST speak? "Thank you for your patience in this matter. The server had been running fsck and had been rebooted now. All the VPS and domains on the node are up now, please have a quick check and let us know if you are facing any issues." Just tell me why the fuck a dozen of my sites have been down for nearly a day, for the second time in a week you useless fuckers. I've come to the conclusion after using more than 30 hosts over the years, that unless you use dedicated hosting, you are treated like the shite on the bottom of their shoes by these people. I don't care about the $220 I spend per month on a dedicated box, it works, all the time.

09-26-2008, 04:55 PM	#2
d-null . . . Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NY Posts: 13,724	you've used 30 different hosting companies and they all suck?? __________________ __________________ Looking for a custom TUBE SCRIPT that supports massive traffic, load balancing, billing support, and h264 encoding? Hit up Konrad! Looking for designs for your websites or custom tubesite design? Hit up Zuzana Designs Check out the #1 WordPress SEO Plugin: CyberSEO Suite

09-26-2008, 05:04 PM	#5
- Jesus Christ - Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ::::::::::::: :::::::::::\|\|::::::::::: :::::::::::\|\|::::::::::: :::::::::::\|\|::::::::::: :::::::::::\|\|::::::::::: :::::::::::\|\|::::::::::: ::::::\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|:::::: :::::::::::\|\|::::::::::: :::::::::::\|\|::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::: Posts: 7,197	Translation. "System was running a hard drive integrity scan, It was rebooted. It should be up now." Excuse for being down nearly a day? No. __________________ Amen

09-26-2008, 05:32 PM	#7
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09-26-2008, 06:05 PM	#9
BigBen Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: scv Posts: 2,299	Sounds like a shitty VPS setup. They should get some better virtualization software so they could have just moved your virtual machine to other hardware. But then again, maybe it's just regular shared hosting and they're calling it a VPS. Last edited by BigBen; 09-26-2008 at 06:07 PM..

09-26-2008, 04:57 PM	#3
Eriic So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 2,995	Start your own hosting company and make it do what you want. Employ Bill Gates to code it for you..........He doesn't need the money just something to do...

09-26-2008, 04:59 PM	#4
CunningStunt Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,594	Yes, in 6 years, I've not had one host that hasn't either dicked me around with either downtime, billing problems, or just general unhelpfulness. I think the rough translation of their reply was fuck you, we'll make up some tech sounding shit to try and dupe the customer.