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Old 09-26-2008, 03:15 PM   #1
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There are 2 types of guys in this world...

Guys who can keep a boner while a cock is in their ass, and guys who can't.

That's what my old man used to say.

Which one are you?
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Old 09-26-2008, 03:17 PM   #2
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That's what my old man used to say.
That explains a lot!
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Old 09-26-2008, 03:25 PM   #3
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I know this old bike builder guy. (Not Baddog). He did a 30 year stint in prison for some assault charges from the early 70's. When he talks he is just real deadpan, ya know? No expression at all.

The other day he was telling me about it.

"When I was locked up, there ain't any pussy. So you gotta do what you gotta do."
"So, I was balls deep in this guy, and you know, I'm a pretty nice guy, so I was gonna reach around and help this dude out. When I reached around, this fucker had a hard-on, and all I could think is Damn, what a fag."
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Old 09-26-2008, 03:26 PM   #4
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I'm the type that has no plans on finding out the answer..
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Old 09-26-2008, 03:33 PM   #5
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I know this old bike builder guy. (Not Baddog). He did a 30 year stint in prison for some assault charges from the early 70's. When he talks he is just real deadpan, ya know? No expression at all.

The other day he was telling me about it.

"When I was locked up, there ain't any pussy. So you gotta do what you gotta do."
"So, I was balls deep in this guy, and you know, I'm a pretty nice guy, so I was gonna reach around and help this dude out. When I reached around, this fucker had a hard-on, and all I could think is Damn, what a fag."
"Ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked! Yous the ones that're gay for sucking my dick! "
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Old 09-26-2008, 03:44 PM   #6
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I thought you were going to say "people who think there are two kinds of people, and people who don't."
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Old 09-26-2008, 03:51 PM   #7
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"When I was locked up, there ain't any pussy. So you gotta do what you gotta do." "So, I was balls deep in this guy, and you know, I'm a pretty nice guy, so I was gonna reach around and help this dude out. When I reached around, this fucker had a hard-on, and all I could think is Damn, what a fag."
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Old 09-26-2008, 04:03 PM   #8
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1) was your dad a sailor?

2) did he share your appetite for tranny's?
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Old 09-26-2008, 04:09 PM   #9
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"Ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked! Yous the ones that're gay for sucking my dick! "
Great quote from a great movie
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Old 09-26-2008, 04:09 PM   #10
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I know this old bike builder guy. (Not Baddog). He did a 30 year stint in prison for some assault charges from the early 70's. When he talks he is just real deadpan, ya know? No expression at all.

The other day he was telling me about it.

"When I was locked up, there ain't any pussy. So you gotta do what you gotta do."
"So, I was balls deep in this guy, and you know, I'm a pretty nice guy, so I was gonna reach around and help this dude out. When I reached around, this fucker had a hard-on, and all I could think is Damn, what a fag."
Holy shit..... That is too much!
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