Originally Posted by Lycanthrope

I know this old bike builder guy. (Not Baddog). He did a 30 year stint in prison for some assault charges from the early 70's. When he talks he is just real deadpan, ya know? No expression at all.

The other day he was telling me about it.

"When I was locked up, there ain't any pussy. So you gotta do what you gotta do."
"So, I was balls deep in this guy, and you know, I'm a pretty nice guy, so I was gonna reach around and help this dude out. When I reached around, this fucker had a hard-on, and all I could think is Damn, what a fag."