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Old 09-25-2008, 09:30 AM   #1
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A hell of a joke.. let me give you a smile on your face - Part 2

2 Mouses are on the beach, talking a walk, and suddenly they see a lady enjoying in the sun, naked with her legs wide open. One mouse says to the other

John, if you would be so kind to stand on the look out, i will explore that hole i see

After 15 minutes the mouse returns from the hole and says

I was there 15 minutes pressing on the doorbell, every time i hear someone say, I come.. I Come .. I Come... but no one came to open the door...

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A banana and a dick are walking in the supermarket, the banana says to the dick,

You know what happened to me? They toke of my skin and toke 2 bites from me!!

Says the dick

Thats nothing compared what i had to deal with. They placed a bag over my head, placed me in a dark hole over and over again till i had to vomit.

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3 Bacterias are having a conversation about house holding and cleaning...
Bacteria 1 : I life in a ear, and daily some stick comes inside, and rubs my whole house clean.
Bacteria 2 : I live in a mouth, and 3 times a day some toothbrush cleans my whole house.
Bacteria 3 starts to cry and says

You 2 guys have a perfect life, i life in a vagina, and every time i think i have cleaned it all up, some skinhead enters and sprays it all over again

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Have a good weekend, and for those in Amsterdam, smoke carefully
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Old 09-25-2008, 09:43 AM   #2
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very funny Harry
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Old 09-25-2008, 09:45 AM   #3
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HAHAHAAHAH very funny. I like it.
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Old 09-25-2008, 09:51 AM   #4
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lol thanks for that
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Old 09-25-2008, 09:53 AM   #5
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2 mouses?
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Old 09-25-2008, 09:56 AM   #6
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Lol, the last one was pretty funny...
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Old 09-25-2008, 09:59 AM   #7
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Hehehehehehe!
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Old 09-25-2008, 09:59 AM   #8
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2 mouses?
Yeah, those things on legs, gray, eating cheese, Jerry of the Tommy
I think i misspelled the word. English was never my talent. Sorry for that
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Old 09-25-2008, 10:29 AM   #9
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Hahahaha. Good stuff.
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Yeah, those things on legs, gray, eating cheese, Jerry of the Tommy
I think i misspelled the word. English was never my talent. Sorry for that
I believe the correct, plural term for mouse is micen or micei
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Old 09-25-2008, 11:06 AM   #11
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I believe the correct, plural term for mouse is micen or micei
Yes, it was on the top of my fingers that word. Thanks, never a day goes by on GFY without learning how to say it and why....

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Old 09-25-2008, 12:13 PM   #12
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Bacteria 3 is funny!
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Old 09-25-2008, 03:38 PM   #13
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Yes, it was on the top of my fingers that word. Thanks, never a day goes by on GFY without learning how to say it and why....

well, you better remember the word 'mice'
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