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A hell of a joke.. let me give you a smile on your face - Part 2
2 Mouses are on the beach, talking a walk, and suddenly they see a lady enjoying in the sun, naked with her legs wide open. One mouse says to the other
John, if you would be so kind to stand on the look out, i will explore that hole i see
After 15 minutes the mouse returns from the hole and says
I was there 15 minutes pressing on the doorbell, every time i hear someone say, I come.. I Come .. I Come... but no one came to open the door...
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A banana and a dick are walking in the supermarket, the banana says to the dick,
You know what happened to me? They toke of my skin and toke 2 bites from me!!
Says the dick
Thats nothing compared what i had to deal with. They placed a bag over my head, placed me in a dark hole over and over again till i had to vomit.
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3 Bacterias are having a conversation about house holding and cleaning...
Bacteria 1 : I life in a ear, and daily some stick comes inside, and rubs my whole house clean.
Bacteria 2 : I live in a mouth, and 3 times a day some toothbrush cleans my whole house.
Bacteria 3 starts to cry and says
You 2 guys have a perfect life, i life in a vagina, and every time i think i have cleaned it all up, some skinhead enters and sprays it all over again
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Have a good weekend, and for those in Amsterdam, smoke carefully
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