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MOxxx · 07-05-2008, 01:24 PM

A Greek and an Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.

The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon." The Italian says, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek says, "We had great Mathematicians." The Italian says, "We had the Roman Empire," and so on and so on and then the Greek says: "We invented sex."

The Italian says, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."

payd2purv · 07-05-2008, 01:36 PM

This Is Racist!

Ban This Guy And Kill Him!

Right?

woj · 07-05-2008, 01:43 PM

Lonely immortal · 07-05-2008, 01:43 PM

Imho It isn't politically correct however I can't see how it's racist after all they do also call anal sex "Greek sex" Is that racist too or just a fact that Greeks males used to (and may still) like to do it to each other up the ass?

ffmihai · 07-05-2008, 01:50 PM

LOL good one!

nikki99 · 07-05-2008, 03:57 PM

MOxxx · 07-07-2008, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by payd2purv

This Is Racist!

Ban This Guy And Kill Him!

Right?

oh yes it is..

Isradude · 07-07-2008, 12:53 PM

StuartD · 07-07-2008, 12:54 PM

that's a good one

Violetta · 07-07-2008, 12:58 PM

hahaha....

ADL Colin · 07-07-2008, 01:04 PM

Good one.

u-Bob · 07-07-2008, 01:22 PM

hehe, good one

MichaelP · 07-07-2008, 01:29 PM

LOL Good. I have a Greek friend (my lawyer) Can,t wait to tell him this one

pornguy · 07-07-2008, 01:42 PM

Thats funny.

fatfoo · 07-07-2008, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by payd2purv

This Is Racist!

Ban This Guy And Kill Him!

Right?

right...........

fatfoo · 07-07-2008, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MichaelP

LOL Good. I have a Greek friend (my lawyer) Can,t wait to tell him this one

just tell him to go to gfy and see this thread

D Ghost · 07-07-2008, 02:51 PM

lol hahahahha

tranza · 07-07-2008, 02:56 PM

Lolololollololol... God one!

The Judge · 07-07-2008, 03:01 PM

It is logically flawed. Had sex not been invented how was the Roman person conceived? The only person to have ever been conceived without sex was Jewsus and he was not Roman.

CaveCreek_Russell · 07-07-2008, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Judge

It is logically flawed. Had sex not been invented how was the Roman person conceived? The only person to have ever been conceived without sex was Jewsus and he was not Roman.

logic has a way of interfering with humor.

great joke!

Big_D · 07-07-2008, 04:50 PM

haha, thanks for the laugh

jakethedog · 07-07-2008, 05:03 PM

HAHAHA... i laughed .. nice one ..

MOxxx · 07-07-2008, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Judge

It is logically flawed. Had sex not been invented how was the Roman person conceived? The only person to have ever been conceived without sex was Jewsus and he was not Roman.

What did you just say?

shekinah · 07-07-2008, 05:50 PM

lol.. what a joke!

sicone · 07-07-2008, 07:39 PM

Michaelious · 07-07-2008, 07:40 PM

oh touche

yahoo-xxx-girls.com · 07-07-2008, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOxxx

A Greek and an Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.

The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon." The Italian says, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek says, "We had great Mathematicians." The Italian says, "We had the Roman Empire," and so on and so on and then the Greek says: "We invented sex."

The Italian says, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."

Monkeys did you retard... in fact there are a few on GFY...

fatfoo · 07-07-2008, 09:47 PM

AleksandaR · 07-08-2008, 01:45 AM

Great joke, thats actually the truth lol

kooperclub · 07-08-2008, 04:40 AM

hahhaha nice one

xentech · 07-08-2008, 06:49 AM

I don't understand how this is racist in ANY way... ?

Manowar · 07-08-2008, 06:53 AM

MistressNirvana · 07-08-2008, 06:56 AM

carol.prime · 07-08-2008, 07:52 AM

at least both have some contribution.

pezpote · 07-08-2008, 07:59 AM

Spanish did

namemojo · 07-08-2008, 08:03 AM

It's 1am where I am and that made me laugh. Thanks for making the night that much better. Lol

Paul&John · 07-08-2008, 08:11 AM

hahahah thats awesome

MOxxx · 07-10-2008, 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pezpote

Spanish did

Spanish are Italians wanna be...

JeffCliff · 07-10-2008, 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Judge

It is logically flawed. Had sex not been invented how was the Roman person conceived? The only person to have ever been conceived without sex was Jewsus and he was not Roman.

It's a JOKE, who gives a shit if it's logically flawed.

MOxxx · 07-10-2008, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeffCliff

It's a JOKE, who gives a shit if it's logically flawed.

I should have made clearer ............

MOxxx · 08-13-2008, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by namemojo

It's 1am where I am and that made me laugh. Thanks for making the night that much better. Lol

A laugh is the best thing to do before to fall asleep, i read it somewhere....

seeandsee · 08-13-2008, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOxxx

A Greek and an Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.

The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon." The Italian says, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek says, "We had great Mathematicians." The Italian says, "We had the Roman Empire," and so on and so on and then the Greek says: "We invented sex."

The Italian says, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."

Miguel T · 08-13-2008, 09:34 AM

LOL, good for the italians.
But Portuguese do it better.

Paco, of Large Cash. · 08-13-2008, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the truth

The Italian says, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to..."

...their mothers..

..while the Portuguese are too busy beating them (mothers).

CaptainHowdy · 08-13-2008, 11:01 AM

ajajajajajajaja!

Skillz Unlimited · 08-13-2008, 11:40 AM

that was a good one.

brassmonkey · 08-13-2008, 01:10 PM

flowereater · 08-13-2008, 01:10 PM

give us more!!!

MOxxx · 09-22-2008, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

Your jokes are getting better.

I have been studying a lot.

mikeyddddd · 09-22-2008, 12:57 PM

fiddy inventors

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