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MOxxx 07-05-2008 01:24 PM
JOKE, who invented SEX?
 
A Greek and an Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.

The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon." The Italian says, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek says, "We had great Mathematicians." The Italian says, "We had the Roman Empire," and so on and so on and then the Greek says: "We invented sex."

The Italian says, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

payd2purv 07-05-2008 01:36 PM
This Is Racist!

Ban This Guy And Kill Him!

Right?

woj 07-05-2008 01:43 PM
:1orglaugh

Lonely immortal 07-05-2008 01:43 PM
Imho It isn't politically correct however I can't see how it's racist after all they do also call anal sex "Greek sex" Is that racist too or just a fact that Greeks males used to (and may still) like to do it to each other up the ass?

ffmihai 07-05-2008 01:50 PM
LOL good one!

nikki99 07-05-2008 03:57 PM
:1orglaugh

MOxxx 07-07-2008 12:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by payd2purv (Post 14425504)
This Is Racist!

Ban This Guy And Kill Him!

Right?
oh yes it is..

Isradude 07-07-2008 12:53 PM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

StuartD 07-07-2008 12:54 PM
that's a good one :1orglaugh

Violetta 07-07-2008 12:58 PM
hahaha....

ADL Colin 07-07-2008 01:04 PM
Good one.

u-Bob 07-07-2008 01:22 PM
hehe, good one :)

MichaelP 07-07-2008 01:29 PM
LOL Good. I have a Greek friend (my lawyer) Can,t wait to tell him this one :)

pornguy 07-07-2008 01:42 PM
Thats funny.

fatfoo 07-07-2008 02:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by payd2purv (Post 14425504)
This Is Racist!

Ban This Guy And Kill Him!

Right?
right...........

fatfoo 07-07-2008 02:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MichaelP (Post 14431686)
LOL Good. I have a Greek friend (my lawyer) Can,t wait to tell him this one :)
just tell him to go to gfy and see this thread

D Ghost 07-07-2008 02:51 PM
lol hahahahha

tranza 07-07-2008 02:56 PM
Lolololollololol... God one!

:)

The Judge 07-07-2008 03:01 PM
It is logically flawed. Had sex not been invented how was the Roman person conceived? The only person to have ever been conceived without sex was Jewsus and he was not Roman.

CaveCreek_Russell 07-07-2008 04:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Judge (Post 14432359)
It is logically flawed. Had sex not been invented how was the Roman person conceived? The only person to have ever been conceived without sex was Jewsus and he was not Roman.
logic has a way of interfering with humor. :1orglaugh

great joke! :thumbsup

Big_D 07-07-2008 04:50 PM
haha, thanks for the laugh

jakethedog 07-07-2008 05:03 PM
HAHAHA... i laughed .. nice one ..

MOxxx 07-07-2008 05:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Judge (Post 14432359)
It is logically flawed. Had sex not been invented how was the Roman person conceived? The only person to have ever been conceived without sex was Jewsus and he was not Roman.
What did you just say?

shekinah 07-07-2008 05:50 PM
lol.. what a joke!:1orglaugh

sicone 07-07-2008 07:39 PM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Michaelious 07-07-2008 07:40 PM
oh touche

yahoo-xxx-girls.com 07-07-2008 08:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MOxxx (Post 14425472)
A Greek and an Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.

The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon." The Italian says, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek says, "We had great Mathematicians." The Italian says, "We had the Roman Empire," and so on and so on and then the Greek says: "We invented sex."

The Italian says, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Monkeys did you retard... in fact there are a few on GFY... :disgust

fatfoo 07-07-2008 09:47 PM
http://www.humpjones.com/img/monkey_sex.jpg

AleksandaR 07-08-2008 01:45 AM
Great joke, thats actually the truth lol

kooperclub 07-08-2008 04:40 AM
hahhaha nice one

xentech 07-08-2008 06:49 AM
I don't understand how this is racist in ANY way... ?

Manowar 07-08-2008 06:53 AM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MistressNirvana 07-08-2008 06:56 AM
:1orglaugh:thumbsup

carol.prime 07-08-2008 07:52 AM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh at least both have some contribution.

pezpote 07-08-2008 07:59 AM
Spanish did

namemojo 07-08-2008 08:03 AM
It's 1am where I am and that made me laugh. Thanks for making the night that much better. Lol

Paul&John 07-08-2008 08:11 AM
hahahah thats awesome

MOxxx 07-10-2008 05:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pezpote (Post 14435459)
Spanish did

Spanish are Italians wanna be...

JeffCliff 07-10-2008 06:14 AM
who cares?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Judge (Post 14432359)
It is logically flawed. Had sex not been invented how was the Roman person conceived? The only person to have ever been conceived without sex was Jewsus and he was not Roman.
It's a JOKE, who gives a shit if it's logically flawed.

MOxxx 07-10-2008 05:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JeffCliff (Post 14444121)
It's a JOKE, who gives a shit if it's logically flawed.
I should have made clearer ............:helpme

MOxxx 08-13-2008 08:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by namemojo (Post 14435473)
It's 1am where I am and that made me laugh. Thanks for making the night that much better. Lol
A laugh is the best thing to do before to fall asleep, i read it somewhere....

seeandsee 08-13-2008 08:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MOxxx (Post 14425472)
A Greek and an Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.

The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon." The Italian says, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek says, "We had great Mathematicians." The Italian says, "We had the Roman Empire," and so on and so on and then the Greek says: "We invented sex."

The Italian says, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Miguel T 08-13-2008 09:34 AM
LOL, good for the italians.
But Portuguese do it better.

Paco, of Large Cash. 08-13-2008 09:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by the truth
The Italian says, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to..."
...their mothers..

..while the Portuguese are too busy beating them (mothers).

CaptainHowdy 08-13-2008 11:01 AM
ajajajajajajaja!

Skillz Unlimited 08-13-2008 11:40 AM
that was a good one.

brassmonkey 08-13-2008 01:10 PM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

flowereater 08-13-2008 01:10 PM
give us more!!! :)

MOxxx 09-22-2008 12:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 14601432)
Your jokes are getting better.

I have been studying a lot.

mikeyddddd 09-22-2008 12:57 PM


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