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Amputate Your Head · 10-31-2002, 01:38 AM

Our beach was closed here all day.... lifeguards cruising on jetski's looking for sharks. Some chick got gnawed on today as a snack.

RedShoe · 10-31-2002, 01:41 AM

Mrs. Redshoe said that when she was growing up right in Oluwalu a lady went into the ocean... while she was having her period. The lady was eaten by a shark.

mech · 10-31-2002, 01:42 AM

Isn't it illegal to feed Sharks? That bitch should be locked up... after she's out of the hospital.

Amputate Your Head · 10-31-2002, 01:42 AM

yeah, they get chewed on all the time up in Oluwalu.... but this one today was down here at Kamaole..... kinda unusual.... and freaky, since I live on this one. I'm in this water all the time.

Amputate Your Head · 10-31-2002, 01:43 AM

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Originally posted by mech
Isn't it illegal to feed Sharks?

where the hell did you read that?

frankfortuna · 10-31-2002, 01:44 AM

What an awful way to check out...

Amputate Your Head · 10-31-2002, 01:45 AM

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Originally posted by frankfortuna
What an awful way to check out...

this chick today is fine... she just got chewed on a little....

pornJester · 10-31-2002, 01:45 AM

Trouble in paradise?

mech · 10-31-2002, 01:45 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
where the hell did you read that?

The same place that said "Don't feed the Bears".

Amputate Your Head · 10-31-2002, 01:48 AM

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Originally posted by pornJester
Trouble in paradise?

nah.... it's the ocean brah.... there are sharks out there. Just kinda odd that they were in this area.... not very common. But we got some weird kinda invasion of jellyfish goin' on right now too....

O'ahu had a shark today too.... 6 to 8 footer they said...

eru · 10-31-2002, 01:54 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

nah.... it's the ocean brah.... there are sharks out there. Just kinda odd that they were in this area.... not very common. But we got some weird kinda invasion of jellyfish goin' on right now too....

O'ahu had a shark today too.... 6 to 8 footer they said...

Fuck that women (not literally!). Let the shark eat the rest of her. 6 billion humans growing while the shark population diminishes. I think we owe them something

Lots of box jellyfish in my area today. Don't wanna get stung by those buggers!

Amputate Your Head · 10-31-2002, 01:57 AM

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Originally posted by eru
Lots of box jellyfish in my area today. Don't wanna get stung by those buggers!

yeah, I heard a bunch of people got stung over there today....

Firehorse · 10-31-2002, 01:58 AM

I watched Jaws when I was too young. I think Sharks are cool! Man should respect the Oceans it is their home!

DarkJedi · 10-31-2002, 02:26 AM

don't you have some shark barrier in the water ? like nets and stuff ?

Amputate Your Head · 10-31-2002, 02:31 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
don't you have some shark barrier in the water ? like nets and stuff ?

lol..... no

Amputate Your Head · 10-31-2002, 02:32 AM

you walk across the street, across the beach, and into the water..... you're in open ocean bro.... and once you're in there, you're no longer at the top of the food chain.

SunTzu · 10-31-2002, 02:33 AM

My gf grew up on Oahu.. Said people got chomped on by sharks all the time. They'd see canoes go out looking for body parts left over.

The water's nice, but not THAT nice.

Hustlin Entertainment · 10-31-2002, 02:33 AM

JAWS the killer JAWSSSSSSSSS oh no

Amputate Your Head · 10-31-2002, 02:38 AM

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Originally posted by SunTzu
My gf grew up on Oahu.. Said people got chomped on by sharks all the time. They'd see canoes go out looking for body parts left over.

bet they didn't find many.....

Amputate Your Head · 10-31-2002, 02:44 AM

great white breaching:

cat · 10-31-2002, 02:45 AM

a few year ago my wife and my 10 year old son went diving in colombia.
they where approached by two sharks. one of the shark was two
times as big as my son was!

since that day they don't dive anymore

Firehorse · 10-31-2002, 02:49 AM

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Originally posted by cat
a few year ago my wife and my 10 year old son went diving in colombia.
they where approached by two sharks. one of the shark was two
times as big as my son was!

since that day they don't dive anymore

safe choice!

Amputate Your Head · 10-31-2002, 02:53 AM

here, you can take 'shark tours' and go down in a cage and check 'em out...

Amputate Your Head · 10-31-2002, 02:54 AM

Amputate Your Head · 10-31-2002, 02:57 AM

cat · 10-31-2002, 02:59 AM

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Originally posted by Firehorse

safe choice!

yeah we like living on the edge!

Pornwolf · 10-31-2002, 04:01 AM

I think I fear getting stung by a jellyfish more than getting eaten by a shark. I'm not saying a shark wouldn't kill me, I'm just saying a jellyfish attack is a lot more likely in just about any ocean stretch you stick a toe in.

vegasdude · 10-31-2002, 05:54 AM

there is something special about sharks!

born to rule the "underworld"

Jizar II · 10-31-2002, 06:16 AM

Sharks are cool, I would love to try a cage dive with a Man eater!
sofar the only shark I have seen Live is a 1,5 meter white-tipped reef shark...

Theo · 10-31-2002, 06:37 AM

yeah, i would love to be in such cage too

i have seen shark in the past

DarkJedi · 10-31-2002, 06:51 AM

are sharks considered a fish ?

Zayne E. · 10-31-2002, 07:00 AM

Sharks ARE fish.

I still have a house in Daytona Beach, FL and I love to surf. Volusia county, FL leads the WORLD in shark bites every year...most of them at Ponce Inlet and right across the inlet at New Smyrna Beach. Still, it's the best place to surf in that area so I still do it. You will frequently get bumped by sharks but that's just a part of it. It doesn't make you real comfortable but the odds of actaually getting bitten are pretty rare...unless you step off and onto their head...then it's fairly guaranteed.

Last year I was SCUBA diving in the Bahamas. On the second dive of the first day, I was followed for about a minute by a 9' Bull Shark. I was absolutely shitting myself...never been so scared in my life. Then on the third dive that day I did the shark dive through Xanadu. It was then that I realized that the shark wasn't looking at me AS food...he was checking to see if I HAD food

Understand, Respect and just move along

SleazyDream · 10-31-2002, 07:00 AM

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Originally posted by mech
The same place that said "Don't feed the Bears".

I keep polar bears in my back yard just in case any hitbotters come by.

zip · 10-31-2002, 07:04 AM

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I'd LOVE to use this one as my background.... Do you happen to have a bigger version?

Jizar II · 10-31-2002, 07:20 AM

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I'd LOVE to use this one as my background.... Do you happen to have a bigger version?

me too!.. it´s a beautiful picture.

azRCF · 10-31-2002, 08:43 AM

GotGauge · 10-31-2002, 08:47 AM

Only Fin I want to see

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	yeah, they get chewed on all the time up in Oluwalu.... but this one today was down here at Kamaole..... kinda unusual.... and freaky, since I live on this one. I'm in this water all the time. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	you walk across the street, across the beach, and into the water..... you're in open ocean bro.... and once you're in there, you're no longer at the top of the food chain. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

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SunTzu Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: the box Posts: 456	My gf grew up on Oahu.. Said people got chomped on by sharks all the time. They'd see canoes go out looking for body parts left over. The water's nice, but not THAT nice.

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cat Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: europe Posts: 493	a few year ago my wife and my 10 year old son went diving in colombia. they where approached by two sharks. one of the shark was two times as big as my son was! since that day they don't dive anymore

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	here, you can take 'shark tours' and go down in a cage and check 'em out... __________________ SIG TOO BIG

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10-31-2002, 04:01 AM	#27
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	I think I fear getting stung by a jellyfish more than getting eaten by a shark. I'm not saying a shark wouldn't kill me, I'm just saying a jellyfish attack is a lot more likely in just about any ocean stretch you stick a toe in. __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

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Jizar II Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: LLL© Posts: 1,425	Sharks are cool, I would love to try a cage dive with a Man eater! sofar the only shark I have seen Live is a 1,5 meter white-tipped reef shark... Last edited by Jizar II; 10-31-2002 at 06:17 AM..

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Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	yeah, i would love to be in such cage too i have seen shark in the past

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	are sharks considered a fish ?

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Zayne E. Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 1,383	Sharks ARE fish. I still have a house in Daytona Beach, FL and I love to surf. Volusia county, FL leads the WORLD in shark bites every year...most of them at Ponce Inlet and right across the inlet at New Smyrna Beach. Still, it's the best place to surf in that area so I still do it. You will frequently get bumped by sharks but that's just a part of it. It doesn't make you real comfortable but the odds of actaually getting bitten are pretty rare...unless you step off and onto their head...then it's fairly guaranteed. Last year I was SCUBA diving in the Bahamas. On the second dive of the first day, I was followed for about a minute by a 9' Bull Shark. I was absolutely shitting myself...never been so scared in my life. Then on the third dive that day I did the shark dive through Xanadu. It was then that I realized that the shark wasn't looking at me AS food...he was checking to see if I HAD food Understand, Respect and just move along

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