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Big_D · 09-20-2008, 12:13 PM

So I pull up to the XXX Content Direct office today here in Vegas with Darby, and immediately started laughing my ass off. Seems this guy may have been trying to show off to his girl on a Friday night and wanted to go off roading, only to find out that he was going to bottom out and get his happy ass stuck.

FAIL!!!

and to make my day even better, he is a New York Yankee fan. hahahaha

d-null · 09-20-2008, 12:24 PM

lol... guess he should have taken it at a bit of an angle

DefaultMan · 09-20-2008, 12:25 PM

Fail

RevSand · 09-20-2008, 12:29 PM

HAHAHA... Good one.. Love it when dumbasses get themselves stuck..

Spunky · 09-20-2008, 12:34 PM

He wouldn't do so good offroad

Sunny · 09-20-2008, 01:50 PM

hahahaha, interesting

camgirlshide · 09-20-2008, 02:08 PM

What's your plan for when he comes back to try to get the tuck un-stuck?

pornguy · 09-20-2008, 02:15 PM

I did that one time when I was like 14.

Catalyst · 09-20-2008, 02:20 PM

I know right where that is.. I didn't know there was that many people in vegas

IllTestYourGirls · 09-20-2008, 02:57 PM

Thats pretty fucking funny! Go Boston!

beta-tester · 09-20-2008, 03:08 PM

LOL amazing

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dav3 · 09-20-2008, 03:19 PM

lol, that even looks like the 2wd version of the sonoma

aico · 09-20-2008, 03:27 PM

Put a flyer on his windshield that has shovels for sale on it.

CyberHustler · 09-20-2008, 03:30 PM

Go Yankees!

Bojangles · 09-20-2008, 03:37 PM

Haha. Shit that sucks.

u-Bob · 09-20-2008, 03:41 PM

hehe

CyberHustler · 09-20-2008, 03:50 PM

Big_D · 09-20-2008, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick Decker

ty sir...

Fap · 09-20-2008, 05:03 PM

I had a great video of me doing that.. geez its the worst

woj · 09-20-2008, 05:05 PM

Quagmire · 09-20-2008, 05:17 PM

The fact that he tried to do some offroading in a Sonoma is fail all on its own, never mind the part where he's too fucking stupid to tackle a ridge on a 45 degree angle. Yeeeeeesh.

budz · 09-20-2008, 05:23 PM

rofl; high centered!

shoulda hit it at an angle or straight and really fast ;x

Manowar · 09-20-2008, 06:04 PM

hahaha, awesome shot!

Vegas Ken · 09-20-2008, 06:54 PM

That sucks.... oops

GigoloShawn · 09-20-2008, 06:56 PM

If he had a Frontier, those bend and wobble in the middle, so he could have just rocked it over.

Miguel T · 09-20-2008, 07:35 PM

Rednecks...

~zombiegirl~ · 09-20-2008, 07:57 PM

that's hilarious. I'd be so embaressed if I did that... wait, I wouldn't do that in the first place

papill0n · 09-20-2008, 08:55 PM

damn......

mrkris · 09-20-2008, 09:31 PM

It's really sad when you bottom out on something you can see. I've bottomed out once, and that is when I took my jeep up a creek bed, and my Baha Claws dug almost a foot into the dirt as I was crawling back up, to uncover a tire on a rim, directly under my jeep.

Of all the creek beds and all the places to crawl OUT of the creek bed ... That was a shitty day.

VeriSexy · 09-20-2008, 11:19 PM

Damn that has to suck

Rick Diculous · 09-20-2008, 11:33 PM

What a loser!!

Great pic D!

BV · 09-20-2008, 11:48 PM

what a stupid post and a waste of bandwidth

Hank_Heartland · 09-21-2008, 06:46 AM

I guess BLD NYY couldn't be a hot blond or there would be all kinds of guys standing around trying to look helpful

Mr Pheer · 09-21-2008, 12:43 PM

Is that near Rancho & Cheyanne?

CaptainHowdy · 09-21-2008, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick Decker

!

Fucksakes · 09-21-2008, 03:37 PM

if it makes you feel any better.. Ive done that but worst..

in shopping mall parking lot.. in a car.. I was trying to back out of my spot and there was to many cars driving by and no one was giving me a chance.. I look ahead of me and no car parked in front I floor it.. (pissed off) to do a burn out.. not seeing the almost 1 foot high block separating the two parking places.. I jumped onto it and got hung like you did.. also ripped my muffler off. gotta be in the top dumb things ive done.

GigoloShawn · 09-21-2008, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes

not seeing the almost 1 foot high block separating the two parking places.. I jumped onto it and got hung like you did.. also ripped my muffler off. gotta be in the top dumb things ive done.

I did similar. I asked a roommate who wanted to back up behind my car to unload stuff to back up so I could move the stopping concrete block hoisted on the rebar so I could pull up, and over it. She wouldn't move. After about 5 minutes of explanation WHY she needed to move backwards first, she finally dropped back about a foot. Exasperated, I said fuck it and kicked it into first, and drove right onto a spike, deflating my front left tire and slightly scraping the undercarriage.

xsabn · 09-21-2008, 06:10 PM

haha

nice pics d

nico-t · 09-21-2008, 06:26 PM

pick up trucks are plump and ugly, why the fuck are those abominations of the car industry so popular in the US

Imortyl Pussycat · 09-21-2008, 07:22 PM

haha, great pics! those will come back to haunt in the future i'm sure.

NY Jester · 09-21-2008, 10:06 PM

I did that on a snow bank with an IROC - Z

09-20-2008, 12:13 PM	#1
Big_D CRAZY MOFUKKA Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,296	My First FAIL Pics.....Took the Pics 5 Minutes Ago So I pull up to the XXX Content Direct office today here in Vegas with Darby, and immediately started laughing my ass off. Seems this guy may have been trying to show off to his girl on a Friday night and wanted to go off roading, only to find out that he was going to bottom out and get his happy ass stuck. FAIL!!! and to make my day even better, he is a New York Yankee fan. hahahaha

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