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  • Big_D
    CRAZY MOFUKKA
    • Jun 2006
    • 3296

    #1

    My First FAIL Pics.....Took the Pics 5 Minutes Ago

    So I pull up to the XXX Content Direct office today here in Vegas with Darby, and immediately started laughing my ass off. Seems this guy may have been trying to show off to his girl on a Friday night and wanted to go off roading, only to find out that he was going to bottom out and get his happy ass stuck.

    FAIL!!!

    and to make my day even better, he is a New York Yankee fan. hahahaha






  • d-null
    . . .
    • Apr 2007
    • 13724

    #2
    lol... guess he should have taken it at a bit of an angle

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    • DefaultMan
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      • Nov 2006
      • 1869

      #3
      Fail
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      • RevSand
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        • Oct 2003
        • 8151

        #4
        HAHAHA... Good one.. Love it when dumbasses get themselves stuck..


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        • Spunky
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          • Jun 2002
          • 133986

          #5
          He wouldn't do so good offroad

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          • Sunny
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            • Feb 2007
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            #6
            hahahaha, interesting
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            • camgirlshide
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              • Jan 2005
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              #7
              What's your plan for when he comes back to try to get the tuck un-stuck?
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              • pornguy
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                • Mar 2003
                • 62912

                #8
                I did that one time when I was like 14.
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                • Catalyst
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                  • Jun 2003
                  • 3243

                  #9
                  I know right where that is.. I didn't know there was that many people in vegas

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                  • IllTestYourGirls
                    Ah My Balls
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 14311

                    #10
                    Thats pretty fucking funny! Go Boston!

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                    • beta-tester
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                      • Sep 2004
                      • 22562

                      #11
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                      • dav3
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                        • May 2007
                        • 7348

                        #12
                        lol, that even looks like the 2wd version of the sonoma
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                        • aico
                          Moo Moo Cow
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 14748

                          #13
                          Put a flyer on his windshield that has shovels for sale on it.

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                          • CyberHustler
                            Masterbaiter
                            • Feb 2006
                            • 28742

                            #14
                            Go Yankees!
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                            • Bojangles
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                              • Apr 2007
                              • 5419

                              #15
                              Haha. Shit that sucks.

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                              • u-Bob
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                                • Jul 2005
                                • 33063

                                #16
                                hehe

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                                • CyberHustler
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                                  • Feb 2006
                                  • 28742

                                  #17
                                  “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                  • Big_D
                                    CRAZY MOFUKKA
                                    • Jun 2006
                                    • 3296

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Nick Decker
                                    ty sir...

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                                    • Fap
                                      Just Du It
                                      • Feb 2004
                                      • 12094

                                      #19
                                      I had a great video of me doing that.. geez its the worst

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                                        • Quagmire
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                                          • Jul 2005
                                          • 6490

                                          #21
                                          The fact that he tried to do some offroading in a Sonoma is fail all on its own, never mind the part where he's too fucking stupid to tackle a ridge on a 45 degree angle. Yeeeeeesh.

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                                          • budz
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                                            • Sep 2003
                                            • 4230

                                            #22
                                            rofl; high centered!

                                            shoulda hit it at an angle or straight and really fast ;x
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                                            • Manowar
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                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 71528

                                              #23
                                              hahaha, awesome shot!

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                                              • Vegas Ken
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                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 4151

                                                #24
                                                That sucks.... oops
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                                                • GigoloShawn
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                                                  • Oct 2007
                                                  • 700

                                                  #25
                                                  If he had a Frontier, those bend and wobble in the middle, so he could have just rocked it over.
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                                                  • Miguel T
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                                                    • May 2005
                                                    • 12473

                                                    #26
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                                                    • ~zombiegirl~
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                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                      • 301

                                                      #27
                                                      that's hilarious. I'd be so embaressed if I did that... wait, I wouldn't do that in the first place

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                                                      • papill0n
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                                                        • Oct 2007
                                                        • 15547

                                                        #28
                                                        damn......

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                                                        • mrkris
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                                                          • May 2005
                                                          • 2737

                                                          #29
                                                          It's really sad when you bottom out on something you can see. I've bottomed out once, and that is when I took my jeep up a creek bed, and my Baha Claws dug almost a foot into the dirt as I was crawling back up, to uncover a tire on a rim, directly under my jeep.

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                                                            • Rick Diculous
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                                                              #31
                                                              What a loser!!

                                                              Great pic D!

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                                                              • BV
                                                                wtf
                                                                • Sep 2001
                                                                • 10914

                                                                #32
                                                                what a stupid post and a waste of bandwidth

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                                                                • Hank_Heartland
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                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                  • 3987

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I guess BLD NYY couldn't be a hot blond or there would be all kinds of guys standing around trying to look helpful
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                                                                  • Mr Pheer
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                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                    • 22083

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Is that near Rancho & Cheyanne?

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                                                                    • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                      • 94735

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Nick Decker
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                                                                      • Fucksakes
                                                                        Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                                                                        • Dec 2003
                                                                        • 7567

                                                                        #36
                                                                        if it makes you feel any better.. Ive done that but worst..

                                                                        in shopping mall parking lot.. in a car.. I was trying to back out of my spot and there was to many cars driving by and no one was giving me a chance.. I look ahead of me and no car parked in front I floor it.. (pissed off) to do a burn out.. not seeing the almost 1 foot high block separating the two parking places.. I jumped onto it and got hung like you did.. also ripped my muffler off. gotta be in the top dumb things ive done.

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                                                                        • GigoloShawn
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                                                                          • Oct 2007
                                                                          • 700

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Fucksakes
                                                                          not seeing the almost 1 foot high block separating the two parking places.. I jumped onto it and got hung like you did.. also ripped my muffler off. gotta be in the top dumb things ive done.
                                                                          I did similar. I asked a roommate who wanted to back up behind my car to unload stuff to back up so I could move the stopping concrete block hoisted on the rebar so I could pull up, and over it. She wouldn't move. After about 5 minutes of explanation WHY she needed to move backwards first, she finally dropped back about a foot. Exasperated, I said fuck it and kicked it into first, and drove right onto a spike, deflating my front left tire and slightly scraping the undercarriage.
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                                                                          • xsabn
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                                                                            • Feb 2007
                                                                            • 2815

                                                                            #38
                                                                            haha nice pics d

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                                                                            • nico-t
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                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                              • 29903

                                                                              #39
                                                                              pick up trucks are plump and ugly, why the fuck are those abominations of the car industry so popular in the US

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                                                                              • Imortyl Pussycat
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                                                                                • Apr 2006
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                haha, great pics! those will come back to haunt in the future i'm sure.
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                                                                                • NY Jester
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                                                                                  • Nov 2007
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I did that on a snow bank with an IROC - Z
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