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pentae · 10-30-2002, 07:36 PM

We got a new programmer today, and mentioned to us that he gets migraines.

We went downstairs and got one of the girls from the rooms to dress up in a nurses outfit.. he's sitting there writing some code on his very first day, never worked in adult before..

This girl comes in, in the outfit, grabs him by the cock starts massaging him with the big tits hanging out and says "I heard your having a problem with a migraine, I would love to help.."

HAHAHAHA you should have seen his face. oh dear ;)

Can anyone top that? ;)

Brown Bear · 10-30-2002, 07:39 PM

Is that it? Didn't she blow him or anything? Just a tease?

chodadog · 10-30-2002, 07:39 PM

No, but where do i apply for a job application?

Voodoo · 10-30-2002, 07:41 PM

pentae · 10-30-2002, 07:42 PM

The idea is to get them to squirm

pentae · 10-30-2002, 07:43 PM

Voodoo why did you change your post? It cracked me up

cold_ice · 10-30-2002, 07:43 PM

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Originally posted by chodadog
No, but where do i apply for a job application?

and im next after him

Loch · 10-30-2002, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pentae
The idea is to get them to squirm

So the unlucky guy dident get off?

pentae · 10-30-2002, 07:44 PM

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Originally posted by cold_ice

and im next after him

Put up our link and we might be able to arrange something for ya ;)

pentae · 10-30-2002, 07:45 PM

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Originally posted by Loch

So the unlucky guy dident get off?

What do they say.. international football players arent allowed to have sex before the game because it affects their performance?

beemk · 10-30-2002, 07:47 PM

you sure showed him

pentae · 10-30-2002, 07:52 PM

At the place i used to work, on the graphics guys first day they tied him up, gagged him, and left him naked in an elevator..

that tops it, but those where the good old days when people where making money off porn

Firehorse · 10-30-2002, 07:52 PM

The art of distraction! LOL

bawdy · 10-30-2002, 07:56 PM

I can start work immediately...

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pentae · 10-30-2002, 08:13 PM

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Originally posted by Firehorse
The art of distraction! LOL

Yeah for sure

Hey you and kitty should drop by next time you guys are here..

Speaking of us (which I am so highly favourable of), we're going to be launching a huge promotion soon, which will include live couples from all over town fucking on camera. Including one of the runners up of "Miss Indy" fucking her brains out for a couple of days during the promo.

Maybe you guys would be interested in joining in on the fun?

dnsmonster · 10-30-2002, 08:39 PM

My first day on a new job my office mate put a post note on my monitor to call Mr. Lyon with a number underneath. I dial the number and it's freaking Philadelphia zoo. That shoulda been a sign but my dumb ass proceeded asking for Mr. Lyon.

EscortBiz · 10-30-2002, 08:42 PM

funnny shit

Cheshire · 10-30-2002, 08:44 PM

When Pensfan first started here, Eric_aka_RedEyes and I layered the floor of his cubical with newspapers one morning before he came in. As he turned the corner and caught sight of what we'd done, we hit play on the stereo and started bumping 'Who let the dogs out'.

We laughed.

=^..^= · 10-30-2002, 09:29 PM

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Originally posted by pentae

Yeah for sure Hey you and kitty should drop by next time you guys are here..

Speaking of us (which I am so highly favourable of), we're going to be launching a huge promotion soon, which will include live couples from all over town fucking on camera. Including one of the runners up of "Miss Indy" fucking her brains out for a couple of days during the promo.

Maybe you guys would be interested in joining in on the fun?

Just make sure I have time for my stitches to dissolve first

Seriously though - I'll ICQ about it.

I remember the first programmer up at the cafe - he'b never worked in Adult either
...he always managed to have some reason to stay those extra few hours in the evenings

10-30-2002, 07:36 PM	#1
pentae Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Inconceivable! Posts: 899	New employee practical jokes We got a new programmer today, and mentioned to us that he gets migraines. We went downstairs and got one of the girls from the rooms to dress up in a nurses outfit.. he's sitting there writing some code on his very first day, never worked in adult before.. This girl comes in, in the outfit, grabs him by the cock starts massaging him with the big tits hanging out and says "I heard your having a problem with a migraine, I would love to help.." HAHAHAHA you should have seen his face. oh dear ;) Can anyone top that? ;)

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pentae Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Inconceivable! Posts: 899	The idea is to get them to squirm

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pentae Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Inconceivable! Posts: 899	Voodoo why did you change your post? It cracked me up

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dnsmonster Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A warm place. Posts: 634	My first day on a new job my office mate put a post note on my monitor to call Mr. Lyon with a number underneath. I dial the number and it's freaking Philadelphia zoo. That shoulda been a sign but my dumb ass proceeded asking for Mr. Lyon. __________________ I couldn't possibly know what I'm talking about, I'm completely, absolutely and definitively out of my fucking mind.

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10-30-2002, 08:44 PM	#18
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	When Pensfan first started here, Eric_aka_RedEyes and I layered the floor of his cubical with newspapers one morning before he came in. As he turned the corner and caught sight of what we'd done, we hit play on the stereo and started bumping 'Who let the dogs out'. We laughed. __________________ just a little bit naughty