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BVF · 01-10-2009, 11:49 AM

I love getting ready for the "hunt"....

I guess just like any other pervert who is about to hit the streets in his perv van, or just like someone who is about to go Deer Hunting, there is a ritual of preparation that one goes through...

The ritual is part of the fun....Making sure that my ass crack and balls are squeaky clean, putting on my favorite lucky burgundy sweat pants, taking a shot of liquor then a swig of wine, getting my juice with ice ready in my cup to take with me so that my throat doesn't get parched, making sure that my camera equipment is ready...

Then I make sure that I'm completely dressed and ready to walk out of the door...Then I hit my herb and hit the streets....

It's saturday and it's cold and snowy outside but I'm still confident that I'm going to find someting out in the ghetto...

I love my job!!

Barefootsies · 01-10-2009, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF

I love my job!!

BVF · 01-10-2009, 11:51 AM

Then when I'm in the van, I make sure my seatbelt is on and all of the doors are locked..I make sure that my right arm rest is initially down....Then once I get to the hood, I make sure to turn off the radio so that I can hunt in silence....Then once I see a girl that I'm about to pick up, I undo my seatbelt, lift my right arm rest and unlock the passenger side....

Gotdamn I'm excited!!

marketsmart · 01-10-2009, 11:52 AM

have fun....

BVF · 01-10-2009, 11:52 AM

Oh and I put one $20 bill in my right lower velcro sealed pocket and one in my left.....Leaving a tip of 5-10 in my wallet and well hidden.

Barefootsies · 01-10-2009, 11:53 AM

I feel you hoss.

Every now and then I interview a new girl I just can't WAIT to shoot, like yesterday. There is just something about them. I can't wait for their first toe sucking on the receiving end to see their faces, or even more when they suck their first toe.

Once the shoot is over, the anticipation builds as I pull the video, and get ready to rub one out.

XX_RydeR · 01-10-2009, 11:59 AM

You got it down pat man

BVF · 01-10-2009, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

I feel you hoss.

Every now and then I interview a new girl I just can't WAIT to shoot, like yesterday. There is just something about them. I can't wait for their first toe sucking on the receiving end to see their faces, or even more when they suck their first toe.

Once the shoot is over, the anticipation builds as I pull the video, and get ready to rub one out.

It should be the #1 rule for a pornographer....If you're excited about making it, customers will be excited about watching it...

A big rule of mainstream sales is to sell something that you're excited about...

I decided to reload the vaporizer before I headed out.

Barefootsies · 01-10-2009, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF

It should be the #1 rule for a pornographer....If you're excited about making it, customers will be excited about watching it...

So true. So very very true.

Jarmusch · 01-10-2009, 12:03 PM

Sounds like the ritual of a serial killer..

BVF · 01-10-2009, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Sounds like the ritual of a serial killer..

Yes.....I was thinking the same thing except I didn't want to say it...

Which is why I just said 'perv' which can cover a lot of areas.

Walter Gropius · 01-10-2009, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF

I love getting ready for the "hunt"....

I guess just like any other pervert who is about to hit the streets in his perv van, or just like someone who is about to go Deer Hunting, there is a ritual of preparation that one goes through...

The ritual is part of the fun....Making sure that my ass crack and balls are squeaky clean, putting on my favorite lucky burgundy sweat pants, taking a shot of liquor then a swig of wine, getting my juice with ice ready in my cup to take with me so that my throat doesn't get parched, making sure that my camera equipment is ready...

Then I make sure that I'm completely dressed and ready to walk out of the door...Then I hit my herb and hit the streets....

It's saturday and it's cold and snowy outside but I'm still confident that I'm going to find someting out in the ghetto...

I love my job!!

Don't drink and drive, tut tut

BVF · 01-10-2009, 12:06 PM

ok i'm lit up now...It's 1:06 Central time and I'm leaving....I'll post when I return...Let's see how long it takes me today.

BVF · 01-10-2009, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by waltergropius

Don't drink and drive, tut tut

never that...

brassmonkey · 01-10-2009, 01:01 PM

if you drink and drive just make sure you aint full

Si · 01-10-2009, 01:30 PM

Good luck in your search, post pics when you get back

BVF · 01-10-2009, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF

ok i'm lit up now...It's 1:06 Central time and I'm leaving....I'll post when I return...Let's see how long it takes me today.

Walked in the door at 2:52 pm..Normally it doesn't take me this long...

BVF · 01-10-2009, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by mobilefun1987

Good luck in your search, post pics when you get back

The footage will stay in my camera for maybe two months as I have enough raw footage that I haven't edited.

polish_aristocrat · 01-10-2009, 05:46 PM

so how did it go?

BVF · 01-10-2009, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

so how did it go?

success....found a nice 32 year old big booty redbone woman.

AnniKN · 01-10-2009, 07:36 PM

Wow... it takes you less than two hours usually? :O

CyberHustler · 01-10-2009, 07:41 PM

What ghetto do you find them bitches at? Not anywhere in P.R. right?

BVF · 01-10-2009, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by AnniKN

Wow... it takes you less than two hours usually? :O

The economy is bad....It's taken me as little as 5 minutes....

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Originally Posted by Nick Decker

What ghetto do you find them bitches at? Not anywhere in P.R. right?

I live in Milwaukee right now.

LeRoy · 01-11-2009, 12:36 AM

God bless the Ghetto mamas

After Shock Media · 01-11-2009, 01:28 AM

down in the ghetto...

Blingbaby · 01-11-2009, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Sounds like the ritual of a serial killer..

It is a bit of a stalker feeling. It reminds me when I was introduced to porn at 12. I stumbled onto my uncle's porno stash and systematically stole his mags one by one. The feeling BVF describes reminds me of the same feeling I got before hitting the cache.. Maybe I should've gone into burglary instead

mizmiz · 01-11-2009, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF

I love getting ready for the "hunt"....

I guess just like any other pervert who is about to hit the streets in his perv van, or just like someone who is about to go Deer Hunting, there is a ritual of preparation that one goes through...

The ritual is part of the fun....Making sure that my ass crack and balls are squeaky clean, putting on my favorite lucky burgundy sweat pants, taking a shot of liquor then a swig of wine, getting my juice with ice ready in my cup to take with me so that my throat doesn't get parched, making sure that my camera equipment is ready...

Then I make sure that I'm completely dressed and ready to walk out of the door...Then I hit my herb and hit the streets....

It's saturday and it's cold and snowy outside but I'm still confident that I'm going to find someting out in the ghetto...

I love my job!!

nice website...Why dont you redesign ?

BVF · 01-11-2009, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by mizmiz

nice website...Why dont you redesign ?

Because it's already a nice website...If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

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01-10-2009, 11:49 AM	#1
BVF Black Vagina Finder Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Midwest Posts: 13,975	What I love about my job I love getting ready for the "hunt".... I guess just like any other pervert who is about to hit the streets in his perv van, or just like someone who is about to go Deer Hunting, there is a ritual of preparation that one goes through... The ritual is part of the fun....Making sure that my ass crack and balls are squeaky clean, putting on my favorite lucky burgundy sweat pants, taking a shot of liquor then a swig of wine, getting my juice with ice ready in my cup to take with me so that my throat doesn't get parched, making sure that my camera equipment is ready... Then I make sure that I'm completely dressed and ready to walk out of the door...Then I hit my herb and hit the streets.... It's saturday and it's cold and snowy outside but I'm still confident that I'm going to find someting out in the ghetto... I love my job!! __________________ Black Pussy Click On Mr Cosby..CCbill, 60/40, 136 FHG's....The Cos Loves Black Ghetto Pussy!!

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