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What I love about my job
I love getting ready for the "hunt"....
I guess just like any other pervert who is about to hit the streets in his perv van, or just like someone who is about to go Deer Hunting, there is a ritual of preparation that one goes through... The ritual is part of the fun....Making sure that my ass crack and balls are squeaky clean, putting on my favorite lucky burgundy sweat pants, taking a shot of liquor then a swig of wine, getting my juice with ice ready in my cup to take with me so that my throat doesn't get parched, making sure that my camera equipment is ready... Then I make sure that I'm completely dressed and ready to walk out of the door...Then I hit my herb and hit the streets.... It's saturday and it's cold and snowy outside but I'm still confident that I'm going to find someting out in the ghetto... I love my job!! |
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Then when I'm in the van, I make sure my seatbelt is on and all of the doors are locked..I make sure that my right arm rest is initially down....Then once I get to the hood, I make sure to turn off the radio so that I can hunt in silence....Then once I see a girl that I'm about to pick up, I undo my seatbelt, lift my right arm rest and unlock the passenger side....
Gotdamn I'm excited!! |
have fun....
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Oh and I put one $20 bill in my right lower velcro sealed pocket and one in my left.....Leaving a tip of 5-10 in my wallet and well hidden.
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I feel you hoss.
Every now and then I interview a new girl I just can't WAIT to shoot, like yesterday. There is just something about them. I can't wait for their first toe sucking on the receiving end to see their faces, or even more when they suck their first toe. Once the shoot is over, the anticipation builds as I pull the video, and get ready to rub one out. |
You got it down pat man :)
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A big rule of mainstream sales is to sell something that you're excited about... I decided to reload the vaporizer before I headed out. |
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Sounds like the ritual of a serial killer..
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Which is why I just said 'perv' which can cover a lot of areas. |
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Don't drink and drive, tut tut :upsidedow |
ok i'm lit up now...It's 1:06 Central time and I'm leaving....I'll post when I return...Let's see how long it takes me today.
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if you drink and drive just make sure you aint full
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Good luck in your search, post pics when you get back :thumbsup
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so how did it go?
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Wow... it takes you less than two hours usually? :O
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What ghetto do you find them bitches at? Not anywhere in P.R. right?
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God bless the Ghetto mamas :)
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down in the ghetto...
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