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BVF 01-10-2009 11:49 AM

What I love about my job
 
I love getting ready for the "hunt"....

I guess just like any other pervert who is about to hit the streets in his perv van, or just like someone who is about to go Deer Hunting, there is a ritual of preparation that one goes through...

The ritual is part of the fun....Making sure that my ass crack and balls are squeaky clean, putting on my favorite lucky burgundy sweat pants, taking a shot of liquor then a swig of wine, getting my juice with ice ready in my cup to take with me so that my throat doesn't get parched, making sure that my camera equipment is ready...

Then I make sure that I'm completely dressed and ready to walk out of the door...Then I hit my herb and hit the streets....

It's saturday and it's cold and snowy outside but I'm still confident that I'm going to find someting out in the ghetto...

I love my job!!

Barefootsies 01-10-2009 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15308866)
I love my job!!


BVF 01-10-2009 11:51 AM

Then when I'm in the van, I make sure my seatbelt is on and all of the doors are locked..I make sure that my right arm rest is initially down....Then once I get to the hood, I make sure to turn off the radio so that I can hunt in silence....Then once I see a girl that I'm about to pick up, I undo my seatbelt, lift my right arm rest and unlock the passenger side....

Gotdamn I'm excited!!

marketsmart 01-10-2009 11:52 AM

have fun....

BVF 01-10-2009 11:52 AM

Oh and I put one $20 bill in my right lower velcro sealed pocket and one in my left.....Leaving a tip of 5-10 in my wallet and well hidden.

Barefootsies 01-10-2009 11:53 AM

I feel you hoss.

Every now and then I interview a new girl I just can't WAIT to shoot, like yesterday. There is just something about them. I can't wait for their first toe sucking on the receiving end to see their faces, or even more when they suck their first toe.

Once the shoot is over, the anticipation builds as I pull the video, and get ready to rub one out.

XX_RydeR 01-10-2009 11:59 AM

You got it down pat man :)

BVF 01-10-2009 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 15308884)
I feel you hoss.

Every now and then I interview a new girl I just can't WAIT to shoot, like yesterday. There is just something about them. I can't wait for their first toe sucking on the receiving end to see their faces, or even more when they suck their first toe.

Once the shoot is over, the anticipation builds as I pull the video, and get ready to rub one out.

It should be the #1 rule for a pornographer....If you're excited about making it, customers will be excited about watching it...

A big rule of mainstream sales is to sell something that you're excited about...




I decided to reload the vaporizer before I headed out.

Barefootsies 01-10-2009 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15308905)
It should be the #1 rule for a pornographer....If you're excited about making it, customers will be excited about watching it...

So true. So very very true.

Jarmusch 01-10-2009 12:03 PM

Sounds like the ritual of a serial killer..

BVF 01-10-2009 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 15308914)
Sounds like the ritual of a serial killer..

Yes.....I was thinking the same thing except I didn't want to say it...

Which is why I just said 'perv' which can cover a lot of areas.

Walter Gropius 01-10-2009 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15308866)
I love getting ready for the "hunt"....

I guess just like any other pervert who is about to hit the streets in his perv van, or just like someone who is about to go Deer Hunting, there is a ritual of preparation that one goes through...

The ritual is part of the fun....Making sure that my ass crack and balls are squeaky clean, putting on my favorite lucky burgundy sweat pants, taking a shot of liquor then a swig of wine, getting my juice with ice ready in my cup to take with me so that my throat doesn't get parched, making sure that my camera equipment is ready...

Then I make sure that I'm completely dressed and ready to walk out of the door...Then I hit my herb and hit the streets....

It's saturday and it's cold and snowy outside but I'm still confident that I'm going to find someting out in the ghetto...

I love my job!!


Don't drink and drive, tut tut :upsidedow

BVF 01-10-2009 12:06 PM

ok i'm lit up now...It's 1:06 Central time and I'm leaving....I'll post when I return...Let's see how long it takes me today.

BVF 01-10-2009 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by waltergropius (Post 15308923)
Don't drink and drive, tut tut :upsidedow

never that...

brassmonkey 01-10-2009 01:01 PM

if you drink and drive just make sure you aint full

Si 01-10-2009 01:30 PM

Good luck in your search, post pics when you get back :thumbsup

BVF 01-10-2009 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15308926)
ok i'm lit up now...It's 1:06 Central time and I'm leaving....I'll post when I return...Let's see how long it takes me today.

Walked in the door at 2:52 pm..Normally it doesn't take me this long...

BVF 01-10-2009 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by mobilefun1987 (Post 15309203)
Good luck in your search, post pics when you get back :thumbsup

The footage will stay in my camera for maybe two months as I have enough raw footage that I haven't edited.

polish_aristocrat 01-10-2009 05:46 PM

so how did it go?

BVF 01-10-2009 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 15309622)
so how did it go?

success....found a nice 32 year old big booty redbone woman.

AnniKN 01-10-2009 07:36 PM

Wow... it takes you less than two hours usually? :O

CyberHustler 01-10-2009 07:41 PM

What ghetto do you find them bitches at? Not anywhere in P.R. right?

BVF 01-10-2009 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnniKN (Post 15309930)
Wow... it takes you less than two hours usually? :O

The economy is bad....It's taken me as little as 5 minutes....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick Decker (Post 15309945)
What ghetto do you find them bitches at? Not anywhere in P.R. right?

I live in Milwaukee right now.

LeRoy 01-11-2009 12:36 AM

God bless the Ghetto mamas :)

After Shock Media 01-11-2009 01:28 AM

down in the ghetto...

Blingbaby 01-11-2009 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 15308914)
Sounds like the ritual of a serial killer..

It is a bit of a stalker feeling. It reminds me when I was introduced to porn at 12. I stumbled onto my uncle's porno stash and systematically stole his mags one by one. The feeling BVF describes reminds me of the same feeling I got before hitting the cache.. Maybe I should've gone into burglary instead :winkwink:

mizmiz 01-11-2009 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15308866)
I love getting ready for the "hunt"....

I guess just like any other pervert who is about to hit the streets in his perv van, or just like someone who is about to go Deer Hunting, there is a ritual of preparation that one goes through...

The ritual is part of the fun....Making sure that my ass crack and balls are squeaky clean, putting on my favorite lucky burgundy sweat pants, taking a shot of liquor then a swig of wine, getting my juice with ice ready in my cup to take with me so that my throat doesn't get parched, making sure that my camera equipment is ready...

Then I make sure that I'm completely dressed and ready to walk out of the door...Then I hit my herb and hit the streets....

It's saturday and it's cold and snowy outside but I'm still confident that I'm going to find someting out in the ghetto...

I love my job!!

nice website...Why dont you redesign ?

BVF 01-11-2009 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mizmiz (Post 15311284)
nice website...Why dont you redesign ?

Because it's already a nice website...If it ain't broke, don't fix it.


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