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				Can you jack off with your left hand?
			 
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		 yep. That's the one I always use. I need the right to operate the mouse. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Sometimes I do it to get that feeling of getting a handjob.. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 I need a beer  
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 I do to change it up a bit  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Honestly I have NEVER tried...  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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			 Viva la vulva! 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 fuck.. i use both hands... i got too much snake for just one handler... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Ya need to change it up every once in a while  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I usually pay someone to do it for me 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 WOW alot of switch hitter in here.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 no one uses a Fleshlight clamped down with a vice?   
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 I switched to my left hand a couple of years ago and I never went back. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 hands are for pussies , if you cant yank your crank with your feet you're lame. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I usually do it for SexualDragon 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 i get the next door neighbor to do it for me 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 My dick hates my left hand. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I remember when I first discovered jacking off in the bathtub. Since my mom had told me it was a dirty thing to do, I always used my left hand, so I wouldn't soil my dominant hand. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Depends on which way the bed is facing... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 It feels like another person doing it 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I cannnnnnnnnn! yay! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 moment .. give me a minute ............. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 wait a moment 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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